Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
hoping to impress
i point out constellations
orion's anus
Haiku # 43877 March 27, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
So glad you returned
The world is a better place
For your involvement
Haiku # 43876 March 27, 2009 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
i keep coming back
after so many seasons
this place still does it
Haiku # 43875 March 27, 2009 2:31 am ET
by ash
when it comes like that
karma has the bad karma
that's the way it goes

Haiku # 43874 March 27, 2009 12:01 am ET
by special forces
A silly pransker
slips and falls, breaks his leg bone.
It's instant karma.
Haiku # 43873 March 26, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
he goes in
his cigarette on the ledge
still smoking...
Haiku # 43872 March 26, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by devinj
falling on ice
the groaning student able
to save his beer
Haiku # 43871 March 26, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by devinj
a bird,
singing,
shits.
Haiku # 43870 March 26, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by devinj
my butt hurts
she says.
is that so?
Haiku # 43869 March 26, 2009 7:22 pm ET
by devinj
in the grammar book
Tor tells us about his job
using present tense
Haiku # 43868 March 26, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by devinj of Trondheim, Norway
idiotic geek
yells 'w0ot!', pulls the 'running man'
as program compiles
Haiku # 43867 March 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by vince
stuck on an island
choose one food for rest of days?
cheeseburgers for sure
Haiku # 43866 March 26, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by ed
I eat bananas
sometimes with peanut butter
kickass sandwiches
Haiku # 43865 March 26, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by ed
you mock burger king
ha ha the joke's on you now
he's right behind you
Haiku # 43864 March 26, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by ed
the view dilated
cocktail surges of desire
want comprehension

Haiku # 43863 March 26, 2009 10:50 am ET
by neophyte
morning fantasy
pour tea on the damn laptop
watch little sparks fly
Haiku # 43862 March 26, 2009 10:13 am ET
by vince
Thinking, not knowing
Perception/REALITY
The fragile divide
Haiku # 43861 March 26, 2009 1:00 am ET
by Rollercoaster
warmth raises my pulse
birds sing in the light of day
a reason to dance
Haiku # 43860 March 25, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
but i don't know why
so I threw off and then ran
faster then your ass ...
Haiku # 43859 March 25, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
harmonious love
the seashell tells the story
life long recording
Haiku # 43858 March 25, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
continual play
the sounds come around again
I yank out the cord
Haiku # 43857 March 25, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
the draw of luck's charm
fell from my hands to the floor
and i left it there
Haiku # 43856 March 25, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
I have a Snickers
I kept it in my freezer
ya know, just in case

Haiku # 43855 March 25, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
you've been away so
thoughts adjusted to please time
but still. like slow death
Haiku # 43854 March 25, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
underneath the tree
the root grabs out with pure thought
nature of the beast
Haiku # 43853 March 25, 2009 12:05 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
when empty fills with
we have some, but less than you
yes then be grateful
Haiku # 43852 March 25, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
life in a dark place
I looked into your old well
there's webs and water
Haiku # 43851 March 25, 2009 11:52 am ET
by gypsyrsle
feed a dog the ring
ask her to walk the dog out
surprise proposal
Haiku # 43850 March 25, 2009 9:26 am ET
by vince
People do not "Think"
Those who will not understand
Adopt prejudice!!!
Haiku # 43849 March 25, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of World citizen
Sensitivity
Understanding and using
The inanimate
Haiku # 43848 March 24, 2009 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress of Thorney Rollercoaster
Cactus stand alone
Like people with their guard up
Touch me, Don't touch me
Haiku # 43847 March 24, 2009 4:30 am ET
by rollercoaster
she will see a shrink
and go home to be alone
everything's fine.
Haiku # 43846 March 23, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by nombre
when i take you from
behind and pull on your hair
you say "make it yours"
Haiku # 43845 March 23, 2009 6:09 pm ET
by moo
ghetto kids don't trip
cool mountains, sunny beaches.
Not part of their lives.
Haiku # 43844 March 23, 2009 11:49 am ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Hard earthly missile
Momentary shock gasping
Crazed crystal blurred vision
Haiku # 43843 March 23, 2009 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress of Realy like Rollercoasters
Driving in the wind
The shield takes a random rock
Nothing looks the same
Haiku # 43842 March 23, 2009 1:17 am ET
by rollercoaster
What a life I lead
Today El Portenito
Tommorow who knows?
Haiku # 43841 March 22, 2009 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
a purple night sky,
water falls below the bridge,
empty beer bottles
Haiku # 43840 March 20, 2009 8:37 pm ET
by elio e Laura
mysterious words
confuses the high schoolers.
Prior knowledge.
Haiku # 43839 March 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Jesus on dashboards
to ensure a safe journey.
False security.
Haiku # 43838 March 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by mean d. of mean d.
funny how it happens
one day we are away from our desk
forever
Haiku # 43837 March 20, 2009 11:20 am ET
by ratbone
Just three weeks to go
Then back to Spain and Tango
Love Barcelona!

Anyone want to come?
Haiku # 43836 March 20, 2009 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiking up the hill
A breath away from retreat
Every tree watching
Haiku # 43835 March 19, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by rollercoaster
baby jesus in
a jar whiles away the day
in formeldahyde
Haiku # 43834 March 19, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by moo
surprised yet again
by the hole in my being
beer flows right through me
Haiku # 43833 March 19, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
the ocean waters
retreat and shows the black mud.
It's what lurks beneath.
Haiku # 43832 March 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
smell of pine forests
Cork Oak, herbs and wild flowers
Mixed with the rich earth
Haiku # 43831 March 19, 2009 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
drop back down again
Wild flower strewn Pastures, bird song!
Oranges on trees
Haiku # 43830 March 19, 2009 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Follow the mountains
Beautiful old villages
High snowy passes
Haiku # 43829 March 19, 2009 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Green Tietar valley
Snow melt rushing down river
Turtles on hot rocks
Haiku # 43828 March 19, 2009 6:49 am ET
by William Nipprerss