Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Driving in the wind
The shield takes a random rock
Nothing looks the same
Haiku # 43842, March 23, 2009 1:17 am ET
by rollercoaster
What a life I lead
Today El Portenito
Tommorow who knows?
Haiku # 43841, March 22, 2009 8:10 am ET
by William Nippress
a purple night sky,
water falls below the bridge,
empty beer bottles
Haiku # 43840, March 20, 2009 8:37 pm ET
by elio e Laura
mysterious words
confuses the high schoolers.
Prior knowledge.
Haiku # 43839, March 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Jesus on dashboards
to ensure a safe journey.
False security.
Haiku # 43838, March 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by mean d. of mean d.
funny how it happens
one day we are away from our desk
forever
Haiku # 43837, March 20, 2009 11:20 am ET
by ratbone
Just three weeks to go
Then back to Spain and Tango
Love Barcelona!

Anyone want to come?
Haiku # 43836, March 20, 2009 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiking up the hill
A breath away from retreat
Every tree watching
Haiku # 43835, March 19, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by rollercoaster
baby jesus in
a jar whiles away the day
in formeldahyde
Haiku # 43834, March 19, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by moo
surprised yet again
by the hole in my being
beer flows right through me
Haiku # 43833, March 19, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
the ocean waters
retreat and shows the black mud.
It's what lurks beneath.
Haiku # 43832, March 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
smell of pine forests
Cork Oak, herbs and wild flowers
Mixed with the rich earth
Haiku # 43831, March 19, 2009 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
drop back down again
Wild flower strewn Pastures, bird song!
Oranges on trees
Haiku # 43830, March 19, 2009 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Follow the mountains
Beautiful old villages
High snowy passes
Haiku # 43829, March 19, 2009 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Green Tietar valley
Snow melt rushing down river
Turtles on hot rocks
Haiku # 43828, March 19, 2009 6:49 am ET
by William Nipprerss
March in central Spain
Snowy peaks,Cherry blossom
Hot sun and cool beer
Haiku # 43827, March 19, 2009 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Visual Thinking
What the naked eye can't see
Color fields like fire
Haiku # 43826, March 19, 2009 2:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
Someday happiness
Until then we will simply
medicate ourselves
Haiku # 43825, March 18, 2009 10:34 pm ET
by nombre
sure i've passed my peak
guess it's easier downhill
when you're old and tired
Haiku # 43824, March 18, 2009 8:44 pm ET
by ash
love to hear my voice
when commitees deny it.
It's my world. My rules.
Haiku # 43823, March 18, 2009 8:08 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Call it a bad poem
for it breaks a fabled rule.
evolve, I will do.
Haiku # 43822, March 18, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
can't walk, just stumble
The floor's shifting as I stand.
--Drank way too much beer
Haiku # 43821, March 18, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Oh gleaming bright orb
Blues greens yellows red and browns
This world of beauty
Haiku # 43820, March 18, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by William nippress
oh wolfdale power
i have embraced the dark side
and it megahertz
Haiku # 43819, March 18, 2009 3:34 am ET
by ash
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43818, March 17, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Samantha
in a steaming pile
work amass itself; i dream
about daydreaming
Haiku # 43817, March 17, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck!
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck no, fuck!
shit and fan collide.
Haiku # 43816, March 17, 2009 6:55 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
ambient ennui
a paucity of haiku
something's gotta give
Haiku # 43815, March 16, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by ash
!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Haiku # 43814, March 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by post modernist
got about one day
we're hunting for a big one
odds in our favor
Haiku # 43813, March 13, 2009 11:32 pm ET
by fishing
rowboats are rocked as
the waves tower menacingly.
Mount Fuji stands tall.
Haiku # 43812, March 13, 2009 6:53 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
i thought that happened
a few weeks or so ago
you weren't satisfied?
Haiku # 43811, March 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by or just reliving the experience again?
His eyes penetrate
as mine open to receive.
Probe me to the core.
Haiku # 43810, March 12, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by snail
is everyhwere and
lovers don't need to know you
or even see you
Haiku # 43809, March 12, 2009 11:35 am ET
by love is unspoiled in admiration
come back as a leech
suck at things like I do now
then i'll die again
Haiku # 43808, March 12, 2009 9:28 am ET
by vince of reprise
the condom has ripped
hot semen merges with flesh
your days are numbered
Haiku # 43807, March 11, 2009 4:02 pm ET
by moo
The fuzzy blue hat
makes his eyes look like water.
They seep into me.
Haiku # 43806, March 11, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
I shall be saved by
a mystical horned creature...
A NARWHAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 43805, March 11, 2009 8:54 am ET
by ToastToastsToast
love is a smoke screen
time and reality blows
so it dissipates
Haiku # 43804, March 11, 2009 4:46 am ET
by ash
I know, i can be
a big curmudgeon and I
know to get over...
Haiku # 43803, March 10, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by bs
monkey see one get
mad, monkeys oop and ah and
throw shit like always

can 1,000,000 monkeys
write haiku or has it been
shit all this time?
Haiku # 43802, March 10, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by bs
human animal
a true clockwork orange these
days, all machine run
Haiku # 43801, March 10, 2009 10:17 pm ET
by bs
momentary lapse
log in; quickly log back out.
no time for bullshit
Haiku # 43800, March 10, 2009 3:44 pm ET
by vince
and then she woke up
there was so much work to do
she sighed and giggled
Haiku # 43799, March 10, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by called herself a freak and moved on
little jane was mad
her daydreams of power grew
it made her laugh so
Haiku # 43798, March 10, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by see jane kick your ass
you wanna censor??
oh yeah I see how you play!!
fine then..back at you...


*^POOF^*
Haiku # 43797, March 10, 2009 3:03 pm ET
by good luck with customer service pal
I really don't care
age is making me a bitch
love comes to an end
Haiku # 43796, March 10, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by with minor exceptions
what is to come of
"I am in love," and she danced
rain began to pour
Haiku # 43795, March 10, 2009 11:17 am ET
by barefoot and glass shards
people like to blame
others for their sins, the rape was
blamed by the rapist

hypocrisy of man
tact is lies, liars use tact
it's all a game
Haiku # 43794, March 9, 2009 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see we say the same
things, over and over not
resolved, outcast, then

polite words, mindless
chatter about guidelines and
taboos, well fuck them...

if I say fuck you
well fuck you and go from there
if I am alive

then good...I am not
dead, most people are too slow
or selfish to care
Haiku # 43793, March 9, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by bs
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