Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Jesus on dashboards
to ensure a safe journey.
False security.
Haiku # 43838, March 20, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by mean d. of mean d.
funny how it happens
one day we are away from our desk
forever
Haiku # 43837, March 20, 2009 11:20 am ET
by ratbone
Just three weeks to go
Then back to Spain and Tango
Love Barcelona!

Anyone want to come?
Haiku # 43836, March 20, 2009 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiking up the hill
A breath away from retreat
Every tree watching
Haiku # 43835, March 19, 2009 8:57 pm ET
by rollercoaster
baby jesus in
a jar whiles away the day
in formeldahyde
Haiku # 43834, March 19, 2009 5:54 pm ET
by moo
surprised yet again
by the hole in my being
beer flows right through me
Haiku # 43833, March 19, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by vince
the ocean waters
retreat and shows the black mud.
It's what lurks beneath.
Haiku # 43832, March 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
smell of pine forests
Cork Oak, herbs and wild flowers
Mixed with the rich earth
Haiku # 43831, March 19, 2009 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
drop back down again
Wild flower strewn Pastures, bird song!
Oranges on trees
Haiku # 43830, March 19, 2009 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Follow the mountains
Beautiful old villages
High snowy passes
Haiku # 43829, March 19, 2009 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Green Tietar valley
Snow melt rushing down river
Turtles on hot rocks
Haiku # 43828, March 19, 2009 6:49 am ET
by William Nipprerss
March in central Spain
Snowy peaks,Cherry blossom
Hot sun and cool beer
Haiku # 43827, March 19, 2009 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Visual Thinking
What the naked eye can't see
Color fields like fire
Haiku # 43826, March 19, 2009 2:22 am ET
by rollercoaster
Someday happiness
Until then we will simply
medicate ourselves
Haiku # 43825, March 18, 2009 10:34 pm ET
by nombre
sure i've passed my peak
guess it's easier downhill
when you're old and tired
Haiku # 43824, March 18, 2009 8:44 pm ET
by ash
love to hear my voice
when commitees deny it.
It's my world. My rules.
Haiku # 43823, March 18, 2009 8:08 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Call it a bad poem
for it breaks a fabled rule.
evolve, I will do.
Haiku # 43822, March 18, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
can't walk, just stumble
The floor's shifting as I stand.
--Drank way too much beer
Haiku # 43821, March 18, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Oh gleaming bright orb
Blues greens yellows red and browns
This world of beauty
Haiku # 43820, March 18, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by William nippress
oh wolfdale power
i have embraced the dark side
and it megahertz
Haiku # 43819, March 18, 2009 3:34 am ET
by ash
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43818, March 17, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Samantha
in a steaming pile
work amass itself; i dream
about daydreaming
Haiku # 43817, March 17, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck!
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck no, fuck!
shit and fan collide.
Haiku # 43816, March 17, 2009 6:55 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
ambient ennui
a paucity of haiku
something's gotta give
Haiku # 43815, March 16, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by ash
!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Haiku # 43814, March 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by post modernist
got about one day
we're hunting for a big one
odds in our favor
Haiku # 43813, March 13, 2009 11:32 pm ET
by fishing
rowboats are rocked as
the waves tower menacingly.
Mount Fuji stands tall.
Haiku # 43812, March 13, 2009 6:53 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
i thought that happened
a few weeks or so ago
you weren't satisfied?
Haiku # 43811, March 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by or just reliving the experience again?
His eyes penetrate
as mine open to receive.
Probe me to the core.
Haiku # 43810, March 12, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by snail
is everyhwere and
lovers don't need to know you
or even see you
Haiku # 43809, March 12, 2009 11:35 am ET
by love is unspoiled in admiration
come back as a leech
suck at things like I do now
then i'll die again
Haiku # 43808, March 12, 2009 9:28 am ET
by vince of reprise
the condom has ripped
hot semen merges with flesh
your days are numbered
Haiku # 43807, March 11, 2009 4:02 pm ET
by moo
The fuzzy blue hat
makes his eyes look like water.
They seep into me.
Haiku # 43806, March 11, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
I shall be saved by
a mystical horned creature...
A NARWHAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 43805, March 11, 2009 8:54 am ET
by ToastToastsToast
love is a smoke screen
time and reality blows
so it dissipates
Haiku # 43804, March 11, 2009 4:46 am ET
by ash
I know, i can be
a big curmudgeon and I
know to get over...
Haiku # 43803, March 10, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by bs
monkey see one get
mad, monkeys oop and ah and
throw shit like always

can 1,000,000 monkeys
write haiku or has it been
shit all this time?
Haiku # 43802, March 10, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by bs
human animal
a true clockwork orange these
days, all machine run
Haiku # 43801, March 10, 2009 10:17 pm ET
by bs
momentary lapse
log in; quickly log back out.
no time for bullshit
Haiku # 43800, March 10, 2009 3:44 pm ET
by vince
and then she woke up
there was so much work to do
she sighed and giggled
Haiku # 43799, March 10, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by called herself a freak and moved on
little jane was mad
her daydreams of power grew
it made her laugh so
Haiku # 43798, March 10, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by see jane kick your ass
you wanna censor??
oh yeah I see how you play!!
fine then..back at you...


*^POOF^*
Haiku # 43797, March 10, 2009 3:03 pm ET
by good luck with customer service pal
I really don't care
age is making me a bitch
love comes to an end
Haiku # 43796, March 10, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by with minor exceptions
what is to come of
"I am in love," and she danced
rain began to pour
Haiku # 43795, March 10, 2009 11:17 am ET
by barefoot and glass shards
people like to blame
others for their sins, the rape was
blamed by the rapist

hypocrisy of man
tact is lies, liars use tact
it's all a game
Haiku # 43794, March 9, 2009 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see we say the same
things, over and over not
resolved, outcast, then

polite words, mindless
chatter about guidelines and
taboos, well fuck them...

if I say fuck you
well fuck you and go from there
if I am alive

then good...I am not
dead, most people are too slow
or selfish to care
Haiku # 43793, March 9, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by bs
these chatrooms and boards
are cruel strangers who speal dumb
and ill of those who

just might need help
but
why expect the average
moron to do but just

judge and say you brought
it on yourself, stop whining
then one of your loved

ones died, they said the
same to him or her, and then
you know how it feels

knowledge is pain
Haiku # 43792, March 9, 2009 5:29 pm ET
by bs
when a stranger takes
their own lives, is does it feel
good it wasn't yours
Haiku # 43791, March 9, 2009 5:24 pm ET
by bs
didn't realize
that my hands were cold before
until you gave yours
Haiku # 43790, March 9, 2009 11:26 am ET
by vince of a small thank you
Disillusionment
Comes when our dream's not yet met
You may have to wait
Haiku # 43789, March 9, 2009 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
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