Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

Someday happiness
Until then we will simply
medicate ourselves
Haiku # 43825, March 18, 2009 10:34 pm ET
by nombre
sure i've passed my peak
guess it's easier downhill
when you're old and tired
Haiku # 43824, March 18, 2009 8:44 pm ET
by ash
love to hear my voice
when commitees deny it.
It's my world. My rules.
Haiku # 43823, March 18, 2009 8:08 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Call it a bad poem
for it breaks a fabled rule.
evolve, I will do.
Haiku # 43822, March 18, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
can't walk, just stumble
The floor's shifting as I stand.
--Drank way too much beer
Haiku # 43821, March 18, 2009 8:00 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
Oh gleaming bright orb
Blues greens yellows red and browns
This world of beauty
Haiku # 43820, March 18, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by William nippress
oh wolfdale power
i have embraced the dark side
and it megahertz
Haiku # 43819, March 18, 2009 3:34 am ET
by ash
The sreaming silence
Overwhelms my fragile
State of emotions

It sends me into
An unknown world full of
Thoughts of chaos
Haiku # 43818, March 17, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Samantha
in a steaming pile
work amass itself; i dream
about daydreaming
Haiku # 43817, March 17, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck!
oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck no, fuck!
shit and fan collide.
Haiku # 43816, March 17, 2009 6:55 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
ambient ennui
a paucity of haiku
something's gotta give
Haiku # 43815, March 16, 2009 8:11 pm ET
by ash
!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!
Haiku # 43814, March 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by post modernist
got about one day
we're hunting for a big one
odds in our favor
Haiku # 43813, March 13, 2009 11:32 pm ET
by fishing
rowboats are rocked as
the waves tower menacingly.
Mount Fuji stands tall.
Haiku # 43812, March 13, 2009 6:53 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
i thought that happened
a few weeks or so ago
you weren't satisfied?
Haiku # 43811, March 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by or just reliving the experience again?
His eyes penetrate
as mine open to receive.
Probe me to the core.
Haiku # 43810, March 12, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by snail
is everyhwere and
lovers don't need to know you
or even see you
Haiku # 43809, March 12, 2009 11:35 am ET
by love is unspoiled in admiration
come back as a leech
suck at things like I do now
then i'll die again
Haiku # 43808, March 12, 2009 9:28 am ET
by vince of reprise
the condom has ripped
hot semen merges with flesh
your days are numbered
Haiku # 43807, March 11, 2009 4:02 pm ET
by moo
The fuzzy blue hat
makes his eyes look like water.
They seep into me.
Haiku # 43806, March 11, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
I shall be saved by
a mystical horned creature...
A NARWHAL!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 43805, March 11, 2009 8:54 am ET
by ToastToastsToast
love is a smoke screen
time and reality blows
so it dissipates
Haiku # 43804, March 11, 2009 4:46 am ET
by ash
I know, i can be
a big curmudgeon and I
know to get over...
Haiku # 43803, March 10, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by bs
monkey see one get
mad, monkeys oop and ah and
throw shit like always

can 1,000,000 monkeys
write haiku or has it been
shit all this time?
Haiku # 43802, March 10, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by bs
human animal
a true clockwork orange these
days, all machine run
Haiku # 43801, March 10, 2009 10:17 pm ET
by bs
momentary lapse
log in; quickly log back out.
no time for bullshit
Haiku # 43800, March 10, 2009 3:44 pm ET
by vince
and then she woke up
there was so much work to do
she sighed and giggled
Haiku # 43799, March 10, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by called herself a freak and moved on
little jane was mad
her daydreams of power grew
it made her laugh so
Haiku # 43798, March 10, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by see jane kick your ass
you wanna censor??
oh yeah I see how you play!!
fine then..back at you...


*^POOF^*
Haiku # 43797, March 10, 2009 3:03 pm ET
by good luck with customer service pal
I really don't care
age is making me a bitch
love comes to an end
Haiku # 43796, March 10, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by with minor exceptions
what is to come of
"I am in love," and she danced
rain began to pour
Haiku # 43795, March 10, 2009 11:17 am ET
by barefoot and glass shards
people like to blame
others for their sins, the rape was
blamed by the rapist

hypocrisy of man
tact is lies, liars use tact
it's all a game
Haiku # 43794, March 9, 2009 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see we say the same
things, over and over not
resolved, outcast, then

polite words, mindless
chatter about guidelines and
taboos, well fuck them...

if I say fuck you
well fuck you and go from there
if I am alive

then good...I am not
dead, most people are too slow
or selfish to care
Haiku # 43793, March 9, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by bs
these chatrooms and boards
are cruel strangers who speal dumb
and ill of those who

just might need help
but
why expect the average
moron to do but just

judge and say you brought
it on yourself, stop whining
then one of your loved

ones died, they said the
same to him or her, and then
you know how it feels

knowledge is pain
Haiku # 43792, March 9, 2009 5:29 pm ET
by bs
when a stranger takes
their own lives, is does it feel
good it wasn't yours
Haiku # 43791, March 9, 2009 5:24 pm ET
by bs
didn't realize
that my hands were cold before
until you gave yours
Haiku # 43790, March 9, 2009 11:26 am ET
by vince of a small thank you
Disillusionment
Comes when our dream's not yet met
You may have to wait
Haiku # 43789, March 9, 2009 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Horizons Beyond
They all call of the freedom
The're calling to me
Haiku # 43788, March 9, 2009 4:30 am ET
by William nippress
Oh, what do you see
behind the blues of this sea
beyond boughs of trees?
Haiku # 43787, March 9, 2009 1:56 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Disillusionment
Intensely, Curiously
Groping for answers
Haiku # 43786, March 8, 2009 10:31 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Do you have facebook?
search out those you wish to find
Reality sucks
Haiku # 43785, March 8, 2009 6:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry to hear that
Sometimes Life is so unfair
You're in a bad place

Change what you can change
Come to terms with what can't change
Find new ways to cope
Haiku # 43784, March 8, 2009 6:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Unlucky in Love
Nobody changes their mind
Here comes the bad part
Haiku # 43783, March 8, 2009 5:10 am ET
by rollercoaster
Tomorrow it's pain
Followed by tears, self-loathing
and masturbation
Haiku # 43782, March 7, 2009 6:15 pm ET
by moo
Tuesday it's Madrid
Then to Casavieja
Some Wine Sun and Fun

I love to travel!
Haiku # 43781, March 6, 2009 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
What can I say Vince
Another Knockout Haiku
Hail to the Champion
Haiku # 43780, March 6, 2009 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
i pick myself up
from the bloody mat; the bell rings
what round is this now?
Haiku # 43779, March 5, 2009 3:42 pm ET
by vince
Linda emails me
"Come dance tango with me
I'll wear long lace gloves"

Who could refuse? Not I. She's blond and beautiful
Haiku # 43778, March 5, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress
So infrequently
Comes leaving words of wisdom
Phantom of the fire
Haiku # 43777, March 5, 2009 5:05 am ET
by William Nippress of Ash Appreciation society
Self-dergadation
Ability to insult
Comes in many forms

Try it on a real woman moo?
Haiku # 43776, March 5, 2009 4:22 am ET
by Tisme
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