Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
her perfume lingers
across curious cubicles
can't type anymore
Haiku # 43919 April 9, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by vince
the rest found their homes
are we left to close the tap
in this lonely pub?
Haiku # 43918 April 9, 2009 9:36 am ET
by vince of just fine as fine can be
stangers in the dark
Just an exciting fumble?
Or something more real?
Haiku # 43917 April 9, 2009 8:16 am ET
by Wlliam Nippress
Strangers in the dark
What are we to each other?
Strangers in the dark
Haiku # 43916 April 9, 2009 6:31 am ET
by rollercoaster
You seem a bit down?
You having a bad time? Vince
Good work but so sad.
Haiku # 43915 April 8, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
'God sees sparrows fall'
did He look down and see me?
i was one of them
Haiku # 43914 April 8, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
you complete me like
red lion completes voltron
what am i to you?
Haiku # 43913 April 7, 2009 11:41 am ET
by vince
Meet friends dance Tango!
Only seven days to go
Oh Barcelona!
Haiku # 43912 April 7, 2009 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
wake up, shower, shave,
eye drops, coffee, aspirin,
regret, cheerios.
Haiku # 43911 April 6, 2009 10:21 am ET
by vince
obviously you did
Gives brain an internal shake
To see his works live!
Haiku # 43910 April 6, 2009 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Eggs atop towers
Mustache waxed to the tips end
Gala on the cross
Haiku # 43909 April 6, 2009 3:19 am ET
by rollercoaster remembers Dali
A deliberate
Mistake? Pyrenees spelt wrong
Due to bad typing
Haiku # 43908 April 5, 2009 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I drove by hire car
Past snow covered Prenees
Early spring flowers

Obviously surreal
Did you get to Figueres?
Dali Museum?
Haiku # 43907 April 4, 2009 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Salvador DAli
I agree is immanent
Persistently lived
Haiku # 43906 April 4, 2009 2:15 am ET
by rollercoaster
a shameful way out
even the constricting noose
cannot stop your fall
Haiku # 43905 April 3, 2009 11:55 am ET
by vince
I think, just in case,
We should all wear tinfoil hats.
See "Pascal's wager".
Haiku # 43904 April 3, 2009 8:58 am ET
by phil
Yes to the artist
Gaudi is stimulating
Dali is the King!

Small compact city
I was there last December
When were you there last?
Haiku # 43903 April 3, 2009 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Gaudi is the best
The unfinished cathedral
Been there done that too
Haiku # 43902 April 3, 2009 12:12 am ET
by rollercoaster on Barcelona
cacophony
what a strange word to find
in a haiku!
Haiku # 43901 April 2, 2009 8:58 am ET
by devinj
waiting for the train
a pigeon by my shoe
what to do, friend?
Haiku # 43900 April 2, 2009 8:56 am ET
by devinj
on the bus to school
outside, a tiny brown bird
wrestles an orange peel.
Haiku # 43899 April 2, 2009 8:53 am ET
by devinj
Mind over matter
Been there done that got
Tee shirt
Why war such low tops?
Haiku # 43898 April 2, 2009 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
god, be decent, please
maintain eye contact, focus
mind over cleavage
Haiku # 43897 April 1, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by vince of distractions
talked down like a child.
anger mounts, patience falters.
--"don't you want to talk?"
Haiku # 43896 April 1, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
it is out of reach
for the fox to reach the grapes.
Now, doesn't want it.
Haiku # 43895 April 1, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The big orange sun
obscured by low morning clouds.
A gray day, today.
Haiku # 43894 April 1, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the dogs are barking
at a bird on a wire.
--just wishful thinking.
Haiku # 43893 April 1, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Midnight Milonga's
I've only ten days to go
Barcelona calls
Haiku # 43892 April 1, 2009 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Rare but they do exist
I've seen strong relationships
Lasting a life time
Haiku # 43891 April 1, 2009 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Admit now the truth
A perfect relationship
There is no such thing
Haiku # 43890 March 31, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Damnit! Misspelled word.
ruins well-intentioned lines.
Need an editor?
Haiku # 43889 March 31, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Roits at the school.
gangstas throw signs, fight ensues.
-- Wrong education.
Haiku # 43888 March 31, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
One day you're happy.
the next, weeping a river.
Manic depression.
Haiku # 43887 March 31, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
mount fuji witnessed
the fleet's apparent demise
impossible sea
Haiku # 43886 March 31, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by vince
A yes or a no
A question is answered
Is volume crucial?
Haiku # 43885 March 30, 2009 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
One thousand yeses
Equals a singular no
Why do you suppose?
Haiku # 43884 March 29, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Bianchi Pista
My Wonderful Bianchi
Yes Yes Yes. Oh Yes
Haiku # 43883 March 29, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by bianchi pista
London three AM
Where are all these people
Coming from/going?

All main roads in/Out
There's thousands of vehicles
I'll stop one and ask
Haiku # 43882 March 29, 2009 5:04 am ET
by Tisme
perspicuity
trusting the cover of night
this lucidity
Haiku # 43881 March 29, 2009 4:15 am ET
by Sola scriptura..
seems to me passion
her name dealt you quite a right
oh god GOD oh god
Haiku # 43880 March 29, 2009 4:06 am ET
by BB Warfield and I for tea
Insight, Thoughtfulness
Articulate donation
You know yourself well
Haiku # 43879 March 28, 2009 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress of More impressed every day
Speaking what we feel
Not just what we ought to say
Can lighten the load
Haiku # 43878 March 28, 2009 1:40 am ET
by rollercoaster
hoping to impress
i point out constellations
orion's anus
Haiku # 43877 March 27, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
So glad you returned
The world is a better place
For your involvement
Haiku # 43876 March 27, 2009 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
i keep coming back
after so many seasons
this place still does it
Haiku # 43875 March 27, 2009 2:31 am ET
by ash
when it comes like that
karma has the bad karma
that's the way it goes

Haiku # 43874 March 27, 2009 12:01 am ET
by special forces
A silly pransker
slips and falls, breaks his leg bone.
It's instant karma.
Haiku # 43873 March 26, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
he goes in
his cigarette on the ledge
still smoking...
Haiku # 43872 March 26, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by devinj
falling on ice
the groaning student able
to save his beer
Haiku # 43871 March 26, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by devinj
a bird,
singing,
shits.
Haiku # 43870 March 26, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by devinj
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