The king is an ass
they try to deny progress
for selfish gains

Artificial brain
creates the perfect lover ?
maybe so, I'm game

What she doesn't know
won't hurt her. She's insurance
a standby lover

Spooky predictions
of doom and gloom miss the point
They need your ass and brain

I'm rappin haiku
I'm here to say, "cant touch this"
other haikus: gay

Eat my syllables
I'm in your face. Your haiku
Is a big disgrace

So try to keep up
don't bust your brains, cuz your rhymes
are totally lame

Times will get bad, girl
Yeah, I can help you survive
or pick someone else

Flu, women, disaster
Universe just wants progress
What a weird God, huh?

Frickin Mayan punks
End of times in twenty twelve?
Maybe they were smart

I will whip her ass
just to keep her, no regrets
to taste her desire

Its within my grasp
An intelligent machine
Ha ha, screw you all.

May tenth, something bad
Makes the peasants mad and 'fraid
Depression close

Oh she's hot, no doubt
Valley girl with an old soul
How long will it last?

girl of twenty three
wanting me to capture her
I'm older, wiser

Frickin Legatus
The king rapes the peasants' ass
Continuously

Swine flu in my brain
An old virus kills again
Well, what's for breakfast?

Before the dogs bark
The caravan passes by
After the dogs bark

same old beaten path
my tired shoes start to scar
the walks i've taken

used to roam around
now i just plod straight ahead
where's my sudden left?

Majestic mountains
obscured by the city smog.
l.A.'s missing gem.

Tumble weed floats by
Nothing stirs "not a haiku"!
A deserted town

i'm out of practice
of course the last line should read
"very quiet here"

i'm obliged to ask :
where have all the haiku gone ?
it's very quiet here

Antonella. Wow!
sexiest woman ever
She walks like a dream

This is what you feel!
You re the centre of her world
Talks only to you!

Italian eyes
Runs her fingers through her hair
She looks up at you

She is just awesome
Men just stop and watch her move
Mouths open dropped jaws

You come stay with me
Come to the Adriatic
We will have some fun

Should I go to her?
Like I would listen to you
I'm going that's that!

Its been two long days
No dancing what so ever
I need my fix "Now"!!!

sophistication
is in the mind of the soul
and place and class of

that does it, jeff
foxworthy redneck haikus

Barcelona Rocks
made new friends and invites
Finland and Malmow

rain like lover's touch
as i wake, wet on your lawn
your sprinklers are on

Cloud cover moves in
The red skies are biblical
Never twice the same

whale-watching in maine
eighty dollars invested
on water-staring

Nature sketches Winter
With Pen and Ink
Sharp and Clear and Fine

Nature draws Spring
In Pastel Chalk
Forsynthia against a Wall

Nature paints Summer
In slender Watercolors
Pure and Clear

Nature works Autumn
In fat,thick Oils
Brilliant,Twining, and Vining

Altogether- Nature's Paintbox

Coming together
Berlin Wall down twenty years
Each life has meaning

i don't feel like it
i'de much rather just go sleep
a common cold creeps

the man gets a raise
he works hard on the good job
gives blood sweat and tears

her perfume lingers
across curious cubicles
can't type anymore

the rest found their homes
are we left to close the tap
in this lonely pub?

stangers in the dark
Just an exciting fumble?
Or something more real?

Strangers in the dark
What are we to each other?
Strangers in the dark

You seem a bit down?
You having a bad time? Vince
Good work but so sad.

'God sees sparrows fall'
did He look down and see me?
i was one of them

you complete me like
red lion completes voltron
what am i to you?

Meet friends dance Tango!
Only seven days to go
Oh Barcelona!

wake up, shower, shave,
eye drops, coffee, aspirin,
regret, cheerios.

obviously you did
Gives brain an internal shake
To see his works live!

Eggs atop towers
Mustache waxed to the tips end
Gala on the cross

A deliberate
Mistake? Pyrenees spelt wrong
Due to bad typing

I drove by hire car
Past snow covered Prenees
Early spring flowers

Obviously surreal
Did you get to Figueres?
Dali Museum?

Salvador DAli
I agree is immanent
Persistently lived

a shameful way out
even the constricting noose
cannot stop your fall

I think, just in case,
We should all wear tinfoil hats.
See "Pascal's wager".

Yes to the artist
Gaudi is stimulating
Dali is the King!

Small compact city
I was there last December
When were you there last?

Gaudi is the best
The unfinished cathedral
Been there done that too