Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 322 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

it feels just like that
rock like a rock, earth like earth
water, warm and wet
Haiku # 41704, September 20, 2008 4:57 pm ET
by straight to the point
so it all depends
the house needs painted
on where you may live
Haiku # 41703, September 20, 2008 4:53 pm ET
by past participle needy idioms
Syphilus in tale
venerial contagion
the sun god was mad
Haiku # 41702, September 20, 2008 4:50 pm ET
by Doctors and poets
silly blue monster
sang "C" "C" "C" is for me
and crumbs went flying
Haiku # 41701, September 20, 2008 4:35 pm ET
by kookiness ...
you have just reached it
significant to your life
and so you now choose...
Haiku # 41700, September 20, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by milestone
denote the written
precedence of behavior
order of the court
Haiku # 41699, September 20, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V
what ever if not
then more than one but alot
all together now
Haiku # 41698, September 20, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by Deo volente
sit back and enjoy
the show, it adds up to one
big tao of a time
Haiku # 41697, September 20, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
I've dumped my boyfriend
I wanted babies, he not!
She said so sweetly

I'd like that says I
Like to have babies with you
"Well we could practise"

She just laughed out loud
She got the joke then kissed me
God I fancy her
Haiku # 41696, September 20, 2008 3:41 am ET
by Tisme
Awake to the dawn
Condensation on window
obscuring my view

Stark outlines appear
Mist covers the muted hills
Colours returning
Haiku # 41695, September 20, 2008 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun warming my skin
Been so long since we've seen you
And summers over
Haiku # 41694, September 20, 2008 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Five, seven and five?
I wish I studied counting
better in school

(see - even this one doesn't add up)
Haiku # 41693, September 20, 2008 12:28 am ET
by Varsity Loser
Snow swirls about me,
driven by relentless winds
I continue towards home
Haiku # 41692, September 20, 2008 12:25 am ET
by Varsity Loser
sometimes you arrive
to a place of fruition
completely alone
Haiku # 41691, September 20, 2008 12:13 am ET
by vince
shame pillars galore
spurious claims, semaphore
scattershot, then gore
Haiku # 41690, September 19, 2008 11:36 pm ET
by Lush
autumnal despair
inverted vortex beware
evisceration
Haiku # 41689, September 19, 2008 11:34 pm ET
by Lush
rising blemishes
sing in epidermal braille,
"Seek some Clearisil!"
Haiku # 41688, September 19, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
try some poetry
"bad" or otherwise, shite's sake
preceding feeble
Haiku # 41687, September 19, 2008 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sentence fulfilling
syllabic requirements
is not haiku
Haiku # 41686, September 19, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
is this it? she asks
great joy, like grief, is silent
for the first time, bliss
Haiku # 41685, September 19, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by vince
You should know SF!
This page is your physiatrist
Go play with yourself
Haiku # 41684, September 19, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by He never shuts up!!!!!
does group therapy
for the socially inept
have to take place here?
Haiku # 41683, September 19, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by sf
passionate exchange.
apparently wondering
if they are both males
Haiku # 41682, September 19, 2008 11:33 am ET
by ?
Your masterbation
I give you this ecstasy
"So glad you're turned on"
Haiku # 41681, September 19, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Needing adventure,
I might find my own trouble
just to stay awake.
Haiku # 41680, September 19, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
Masturbating quite
profusely to those poems,
I still feel alone.
Haiku # 41679, September 18, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by snail
judgment with warning
hedonist come puritan
vice is spice of life
Haiku # 41678, September 18, 2008 1:29 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it is about healing
for the sickness is that false
sense of something else
Haiku # 41677, September 18, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by sss
a little fine tune
to tune out the loose parts and
function properly
Haiku # 41676, September 18, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by sss
perversion and drugs
in the end boring, and just
leads to little death
Haiku # 41675, September 18, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by sss
I suggest a cold
shower, a pizza and a
sense of therapy
Haiku # 41674, September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
evil is just yet
another useless passtime
from the tao pretense
Haiku # 41673, September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
waiting patiently
hoping i make you lonely
to even the score
Haiku # 41672, September 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by vince
this pretty flower
will pale in comparison
when placed on your hair
Haiku # 41671, September 18, 2008 11:39 am ET
by vince
My lips brushed your cheek
Run my hands down your body
Feel your warm soft curves
Haiku # 41670, September 18, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Tisme for Snail of If this is perversion bring it on
So provocative
Kissing corners of your mouth
Feeling the softness
Haiku # 41669, September 18, 2008 5:20 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Our breath hard and fast
My mouth moves down your neck
Passion takes control
Haiku # 41668, September 18, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Tisme for Snail
I slide your dress off
held hard your soft body yields
my mouth searches you
Haiku # 41667, September 18, 2008 5:16 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Kissing down your chest
I draw circles round your breast
Nudging your nipples
Haiku # 41666, September 18, 2008 5:14 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Gently i bite you
As you gasp out soft delight
my mouth travles down

Haiku # 41665, September 18, 2008 5:12 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Thanks for listening
to my earlier request.
Sorry I'm a perv.
Haiku # 41664, September 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by snail
With a broken brain
is responsibility
still about ethics?
Haiku # 41663, September 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by snail
He doesn't want me.
I can tell now, but I can't
seem to stop hoping.
Haiku # 41662, September 18, 2008 2:16 am ET
by snail
I can never know
what the future holds for me
But I'll find out soon
Haiku # 41661, September 17, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by Adashi
balls deep catching groove
relentless rhythm arched back
ass begging for spank
Haiku # 41660, September 17, 2008 9:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
she's head down ass up
Englishman enters world cup
please do mind the gap
Haiku # 41659, September 17, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
May I please request
more erotic poetry?
That one turned me on.
Haiku # 41658, September 17, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by snail
I wish you could know
the joy of hearing music
as it sounds to me.
Haiku # 41657, September 17, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by snail
Hey, want some candy
little boy? My van is full
of sweetness for you.
Haiku # 41656, September 17, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
it's gradual the
unfolding of human self
and drama, bittersweet
Haiku # 41655, September 17, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
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