Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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You should know SF!
This page is your physiatrist
Go play with yourself
Haiku # 41684, September 19, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by He never shuts up!!!!!
does group therapy
for the socially inept
have to take place here?
Haiku # 41683, September 19, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by sf
passionate exchange.
apparently wondering
if they are both males
Haiku # 41682, September 19, 2008 11:33 am ET
by ?
Your masterbation
I give you this ecstasy
"So glad you're turned on"
Haiku # 41681, September 19, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Needing adventure,
I might find my own trouble
just to stay awake.
Haiku # 41680, September 19, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
Masturbating quite
profusely to those poems,
I still feel alone.
Haiku # 41679, September 18, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by snail
judgment with warning
hedonist come puritan
vice is spice of life
Haiku # 41678, September 18, 2008 1:29 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it is about healing
for the sickness is that false
sense of something else
Haiku # 41677, September 18, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by sss
a little fine tune
to tune out the loose parts and
function properly
Haiku # 41676, September 18, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by sss
perversion and drugs
in the end boring, and just
leads to little death
Haiku # 41675, September 18, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by sss
I suggest a cold
shower, a pizza and a
sense of therapy
Haiku # 41674, September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
evil is just yet
another useless passtime
from the tao pretense
Haiku # 41673, September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
waiting patiently
hoping i make you lonely
to even the score
Haiku # 41672, September 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by vince
this pretty flower
will pale in comparison
when placed on your hair
Haiku # 41671, September 18, 2008 11:39 am ET
by vince
My lips brushed your cheek
Run my hands down your body
Feel your warm soft curves
Haiku # 41670, September 18, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Tisme for Snail of If this is perversion bring it on
So provocative
Kissing corners of your mouth
Feeling the softness
Haiku # 41669, September 18, 2008 5:20 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Our breath hard and fast
My mouth moves down your neck
Passion takes control
Haiku # 41668, September 18, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Tisme for Snail
I slide your dress off
held hard your soft body yields
my mouth searches you
Haiku # 41667, September 18, 2008 5:16 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Kissing down your chest
I draw circles round your breast
Nudging your nipples
Haiku # 41666, September 18, 2008 5:14 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Gently i bite you
As you gasp out soft delight
my mouth travles down

Haiku # 41665, September 18, 2008 5:12 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Thanks for listening
to my earlier request.
Sorry I'm a perv.
Haiku # 41664, September 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by snail
With a broken brain
is responsibility
still about ethics?
Haiku # 41663, September 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by snail
He doesn't want me.
I can tell now, but I can't
seem to stop hoping.
Haiku # 41662, September 18, 2008 2:16 am ET
by snail
I can never know
what the future holds for me
But I'll find out soon
Haiku # 41661, September 17, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by Adashi
balls deep catching groove
relentless rhythm arched back
ass begging for spank
Haiku # 41660, September 17, 2008 9:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
she's head down ass up
Englishman enters world cup
please do mind the gap
Haiku # 41659, September 17, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
May I please request
more erotic poetry?
That one turned me on.
Haiku # 41658, September 17, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by snail
I wish you could know
the joy of hearing music
as it sounds to me.
Haiku # 41657, September 17, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by snail
Hey, want some candy
little boy? My van is full
of sweetness for you.
Haiku # 41656, September 17, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
it's gradual the
unfolding of human self
and drama, bittersweet
Haiku # 41655, September 17, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
there is the freedom
of choice, some things cannot be owned
only experienced
Haiku # 41654, September 17, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
I got her naked
I licked her intimately
She cried out a gasp

Haiku # 41653, September 17, 2008 8:20 am ET
by Shame? Or Release? of She did not stop me
ash the paradox
i can be sugar and spice
but i am a boy
Haiku # 41652, September 17, 2008 3:48 am ET
by ash
Which one does he fear,
being rejected by me,
or rejecting me?
Haiku # 41651, September 16, 2008 10:26 pm ET
by snail
He is leaving it
ambiguous on purpose,
and I can't tell why.
Haiku # 41650, September 16, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by snail
moneta romance
temple of Juno the place
creational sins
Haiku # 41649, September 16, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by oh those silly Romans
hue and cry from he
what???? said she.. then huff and huff
it went on like that
Haiku # 41648, September 16, 2008 8:25 pm ET
by dum dee dum
I need some soda
this gosh darn headache sucks ass
popaholic scream
Haiku # 41647, September 16, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by caffiene n sugar please
If love were a mere
commodity that could be
owned at will, I would.
Haiku # 41646, September 16, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by snail
Anger makes poor fuel.
Addiction is no escape.
All that counts is love.
Haiku # 41645, September 16, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by snail
Why worry so much
about following the rules?
Expression comes first.
Haiku # 41644, September 16, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by snail is doing somewhat better
so the addict fuels
things with anger for their lives
are wasted quite away

I am somewhat like
this, right now, and so don't care
as much what might be
Haiku # 41643, September 16, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by bs
how does one know the
addict won't just lash out and
harm you or himself?
Haiku # 41642, September 16, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by bs
in a sense of that
trial, the pain is too much but
it goes away, it's um

addiction, and the
reactions, predictable
but also tragic
Haiku # 41641, September 16, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by bs
the paradox of
faith is that you don't care of
small shit in this world
Haiku # 41640, September 16, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
what does a lion
taste like, I mean i hear that
gator is fishy...
Haiku # 41639, September 16, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by bs
Gee, Snail, I hope you
Don't die-Just laugh a little, warm bath to relax
Haiku # 41638, September 15, 2008 9:51 pm ET
by Wound Fixer of Betterfield
ash is oh so sweet
her kus; expressive and neat
many years practice
Haiku # 41637, September 15, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by let us see ..
there are rules for hai
ku that appear to be large
ly unheeded here
Haiku # 41636, September 15, 2008 6:05 pm ET
by ash
a hungry lion
feed them the Christian's of faith
and what?? so they sing??
Haiku # 41635, September 15, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by and every who in whoville
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