Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 358 Days and 77344 Haiku later...

there are rules for hai
ku that appear to be large
ly unheeded here
Haiku # 41636, September 15, 2008 6:05 pm ET
by ash
a hungry lion
feed them the Christian's of faith
and what?? so they sing??
Haiku # 41635, September 15, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by and every who in whoville
a love for a hate
how about that practice..preach
it is kinda hard
Haiku # 41634, September 15, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by his thoughts are safe
voltaire wrote candide
about a man who broke the
rules of his time, and

in the tarot this
card is the fool, zero, left
portraits of mankind
Haiku # 41633, September 15, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
the urge to express
emotions correctly, run
into social norms

in other words a collison of many worlds
Haiku # 41632, September 15, 2008 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the old show
robot chicken really does
the sign of these times
Haiku # 41631, September 15, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by bs
a child hasn't learned
the rules of behavior hence
they say, zen...no mind
Haiku # 41630, September 15, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by bs
we all have moments
where we play some role or deal
imperfectly, sez
Haiku # 41629, September 15, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by bs
what you see is what....
evidence, right before you
no need .. I'm laughing
Haiku # 41628, September 15, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by matter of factual conception oh my lovely perception..you do tickle me boy
to be honest I
get myself in a lot of
traps of my own way
Haiku # 41627, September 15, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
you are a vile lousy
pathetic loser who can't
keep the syallabulls right

silly bulls...silly bullshit
silly silly silly, the whole thing
is just plain silly
Haiku # 41626, September 15, 2008 11:25 am ET
by bs
what does it take for
gentler words to take root in
rocky salted soil...

indeed, what is the
salt good for but to be stomped
under foot as trash?
Haiku # 41625, September 15, 2008 11:23 am ET
by bs
David Foster Wallace
took his own life yesterday
this bothered me...
Haiku # 41624, September 15, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of cut out the bullshit
it's easy to go
back to the ways we knew yet
changes, strange changes...
Haiku # 41623, September 15, 2008 11:20 am ET
by bs
the asshole artist
often lashes out, only
3 years down, a noose
Haiku # 41622, September 15, 2008 11:19 am ET
by bs
in matters of will
the nature of precise to be
comes naturally
Haiku # 41621, September 15, 2008 12:23 am ET
by nomonoose
excuse me sir, butt
a fray it would seem to me
.. not precise at all
Haiku # 41620, September 15, 2008 12:20 am ET
by fusty bitch
it wont choke you now
every movement is precise
from fray to unlay
Haiku # 41619, September 15, 2008 12:17 am ET
by nomonoose
"Thank you for the salt.
It feels warm in my fresh wounds,"
said the dying snail.
Haiku # 41618, September 14, 2008 10:42 pm ET
by snail
Escaping him was
worth the pain of loneliness.
Either way I'm doomed.
Haiku # 41617, September 14, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by snail
you seem not worthy
a festering loser-lord
pathetic vile wretch
Haiku # 41616, September 14, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by Wound Salter of Richfield
I haven't conversed
or had human connection
in weeks, perhaps months.
Haiku # 41615, September 14, 2008 6:48 pm ET
by snail
I've forgotten what
it feels like to be touched. Now
I'm losing my words.
Haiku # 41614, September 14, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail
I think on rainy
days, normal rain brings out
mass drinking of coffee
Haiku # 41613, September 14, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well here comes the moon
and here comes the night sky and
here comes them there stars
Haiku # 41612, September 14, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by bs
anticipation
oh ya, anticipation
waiting for the sun
Haiku # 41611, September 14, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by Darksky
second day of rain
sleeping until late morning
well, the grass is green
Haiku # 41610, September 14, 2008 10:43 am ET
by Darksky
it's just like magic
even when it appears real
love is illusion
Haiku # 41609, September 14, 2008 8:45 am ET
by ash
I just need to find
new musicians to ease the
loss of my old band.
Haiku # 41608, September 14, 2008 6:04 am ET
by snail
...easier said than
done for introverted sorts
who don't like dancing.
Haiku # 41607, September 14, 2008 6:01 am ET
by snail
Can't find love on a PC!!!
Nor in a church, goget out there
Go take up dancing

If you do what you've
allways done you get what
you allways got. right!!!
Haiku # 41606, September 14, 2008 5:35 am ET
by Get up and do something
the country song sings
tragedy and tears, and yet
keeps it to us all...
Haiku # 41605, September 13, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
this stuff is good, can
one believe even me falls
in love quite soon, yet?
Haiku # 41604, September 13, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is confusing
We are all vunerable
Its highs and lows hurt

Haiku # 41603, September 13, 2008 9:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of To love is to be vunerable
Music unites us
Moved by the love of music
Soul connects to soul
Haiku # 41602, September 13, 2008 9:30 am ET
by Dancing Fool
they're gonna love you
the band is just fantastic
we can hardly count
Haiku # 41601, September 13, 2008 8:12 am ET
by ash of have a cigar
What you loved wasn't
"me" anymore. What I loved
wasn't ever real.
Haiku # 41600, September 13, 2008 4:15 am ET
by snail
lovers touch withheld
opportunity's harsh cost
tethered dog's mind runs
Haiku # 41599, September 12, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
as life moves on the
best is what lies ahead some
say, time machine, mind
Haiku # 41598, September 12, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I'd do anything
to have a rewind button
installed in my life.
Haiku # 41597, September 11, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by snail
I deserve to die:
an eye for an eye. Grace is
better than justice.
Haiku # 41596, September 11, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
I wish that you had
stolen me from him when you
said you wanted to.
Haiku # 41595, September 11, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by snail
I feel like that I
want to be a part of a
large quilt of ideas
Haiku # 41594, September 11, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by somebody of and not just my own
if you want to clean
up "clutter" submit your own
no two see alike...
Haiku # 41593, September 11, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by somebody
tragedy is a
wake up call but then the dreams
we had assert anew
Haiku # 41592, September 11, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that fung eh
or such things are a poor idol
for the real thing
Haiku # 41591, September 11, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by somebody
now what I want is
really simple, to speak here
and so do you, que?
Haiku # 41590, September 11, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by somebody
chi is a hucksters
dream, even clutter is a
part of this karma
Haiku # 41589, September 11, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by somebody
must purge the clutter
empty surfaces just dream
as mess fucks with chi
Haiku # 41588, September 11, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thank God. Finally!
He's leaving. How gret is that!
No more endless crap
Haiku # 41587, September 10, 2008 3:11 am ET
by Lets hope he means it this time
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