Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
there are rules for hai
ku that appear to be large
ly unheeded here
Haiku # 41636 September 15, 2008 6:05 pm ET
by ash
a hungry lion
feed them the Christian's of faith
and what?? so they sing??
Haiku # 41635 September 15, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by and every who in whoville
a love for a hate
how about that practice..preach
it is kinda hard
Haiku # 41634 September 15, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by his thoughts are safe
voltaire wrote candide
about a man who broke the
rules of his time, and

in the tarot this
card is the fool, zero, left
portraits of mankind
Haiku # 41633 September 15, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
the urge to express
emotions correctly, run
into social norms

in other words a collison of many worlds
Haiku # 41632 September 15, 2008 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the old show
robot chicken really does
the sign of these times
Haiku # 41631 September 15, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by bs
a child hasn't learned
the rules of behavior hence
they say, zen...no mind
Haiku # 41630 September 15, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by bs
we all have moments
where we play some role or deal
imperfectly, sez
Haiku # 41629 September 15, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by bs
what you see is what....
evidence, right before you
no need .. I'm laughing
Haiku # 41628 September 15, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by matter of factual conception oh my lovely perception..you do tickle me boy
to be honest I
get myself in a lot of
traps of my own way
Haiku # 41627 September 15, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
you are a vile lousy
pathetic loser who can't
keep the syallabulls right

silly bulls...silly bullshit
silly silly silly, the whole thing
is just plain silly
Haiku # 41626 September 15, 2008 11:25 am ET
by bs
what does it take for
gentler words to take root in
rocky salted soil...

indeed, what is the
salt good for but to be stomped
under foot as trash?
Haiku # 41625 September 15, 2008 11:23 am ET
by bs
David Foster Wallace
took his own life yesterday
this bothered me...
Haiku # 41624 September 15, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of cut out the bullshit
it's easy to go
back to the ways we knew yet
changes, strange changes...
Haiku # 41623 September 15, 2008 11:20 am ET
by bs
the asshole artist
often lashes out, only
3 years down, a noose
Haiku # 41622 September 15, 2008 11:19 am ET
by bs
in matters of will
the nature of precise to be
comes naturally
Haiku # 41621 September 15, 2008 12:23 am ET
by nomonoose
excuse me sir, butt
a fray it would seem to me
.. not precise at all
Haiku # 41620 September 15, 2008 12:20 am ET
by fusty bitch
it wont choke you now
every movement is precise
from fray to unlay
Haiku # 41619 September 15, 2008 12:17 am ET
by nomonoose
"Thank you for the salt.
It feels warm in my fresh wounds,"
said the dying snail.
Haiku # 41618 September 14, 2008 10:42 pm ET
by snail
Escaping him was
worth the pain of loneliness.
Either way I'm doomed.
Haiku # 41617 September 14, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by snail
you seem not worthy
a festering loser-lord
pathetic vile wretch
Haiku # 41616 September 14, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by Wound Salter of Richfield
I haven't conversed
or had human connection
in weeks, perhaps months.
Haiku # 41615 September 14, 2008 6:48 pm ET
by snail
I've forgotten what
it feels like to be touched. Now
I'm losing my words.
Haiku # 41614 September 14, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail
I think on rainy
days, normal rain brings out
mass drinking of coffee
Haiku # 41613 September 14, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well here comes the moon
and here comes the night sky and
here comes them there stars
Haiku # 41612 September 14, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by bs
anticipation
oh ya, anticipation
waiting for the sun
Haiku # 41611 September 14, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by Darksky
second day of rain
sleeping until late morning
well, the grass is green
Haiku # 41610 September 14, 2008 10:43 am ET
by Darksky
it's just like magic
even when it appears real
love is illusion
Haiku # 41609 September 14, 2008 8:45 am ET
by ash
I just need to find
new musicians to ease the
loss of my old band.
Haiku # 41608 September 14, 2008 6:04 am ET
by snail
...easier said than
done for introverted sorts
who don't like dancing.
Haiku # 41607 September 14, 2008 6:01 am ET
by snail
Can't find love on a PC!!!
Nor in a church, goget out there
Go take up dancing

If you do what you've
allways done you get what
you allways got. right!!!
Haiku # 41606 September 14, 2008 5:35 am ET
by Get up and do something
the country song sings
tragedy and tears, and yet
keeps it to us all...
Haiku # 41605 September 13, 2008 12:59 pm ET
by bs
this stuff is good, can
one believe even me falls
in love quite soon, yet?
Haiku # 41604 September 13, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
Love is confusing
We are all vunerable
Its highs and lows hurt

Haiku # 41603 September 13, 2008 9:35 am ET
by Dancing Fool of To love is to be vunerable
Music unites us
Moved by the love of music
Soul connects to soul
Haiku # 41602 September 13, 2008 9:30 am ET
by Dancing Fool
they're gonna love you
the band is just fantastic
we can hardly count
Haiku # 41601 September 13, 2008 8:12 am ET
by ash of have a cigar
What you loved wasn't
"me" anymore. What I loved
wasn't ever real.
Haiku # 41600 September 13, 2008 4:15 am ET
by snail
lovers touch withheld
opportunity's harsh cost
tethered dog's mind runs
Haiku # 41599 September 12, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
as life moves on the
best is what lies ahead some
say, time machine, mind
Haiku # 41598 September 12, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
I'd do anything
to have a rewind button
installed in my life.
Haiku # 41597 September 11, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by snail
I deserve to die:
an eye for an eye. Grace is
better than justice.
Haiku # 41596 September 11, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by snail
I wish that you had
stolen me from him when you
said you wanted to.
Haiku # 41595 September 11, 2008 5:06 pm ET
by snail
I feel like that I
want to be a part of a
large quilt of ideas
Haiku # 41594 September 11, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by somebody of and not just my own
if you want to clean
up "clutter" submit your own
no two see alike...
Haiku # 41593 September 11, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by somebody
tragedy is a
wake up call but then the dreams
we had assert anew
Haiku # 41592 September 11, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think that fung eh
or such things are a poor idol
for the real thing
Haiku # 41591 September 11, 2008 1:05 pm ET
by somebody
now what I want is
really simple, to speak here
and so do you, que?
Haiku # 41590 September 11, 2008 1:03 pm ET
by somebody
chi is a hucksters
dream, even clutter is a
part of this karma
Haiku # 41589 September 11, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by somebody
must purge the clutter
empty surfaces just dream
as mess fucks with chi
Haiku # 41588 September 11, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Thank God. Finally!
He's leaving. How gret is that!
No more endless crap
Haiku # 41587 September 10, 2008 3:11 am ET
by Lets hope he means it this time