Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 322 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

Hey, want some candy
little boy? My van is full
of sweetness for you.
Haiku # 41656, September 17, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
it's gradual the
unfolding of human self
and drama, bittersweet
Haiku # 41655, September 17, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
there is the freedom
of choice, some things cannot be owned
only experienced
Haiku # 41654, September 17, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
I got her naked
I licked her intimately
She cried out a gasp

Haiku # 41653, September 17, 2008 8:20 am ET
by Shame? Or Release? of She did not stop me
ash the paradox
i can be sugar and spice
but i am a boy
Haiku # 41652, September 17, 2008 3:48 am ET
by ash
Which one does he fear,
being rejected by me,
or rejecting me?
Haiku # 41651, September 16, 2008 10:26 pm ET
by snail
He is leaving it
ambiguous on purpose,
and I can't tell why.
Haiku # 41650, September 16, 2008 10:23 pm ET
by snail
moneta romance
temple of Juno the place
creational sins
Haiku # 41649, September 16, 2008 8:30 pm ET
by oh those silly Romans
hue and cry from he
what???? said she.. then huff and huff
it went on like that
Haiku # 41648, September 16, 2008 8:25 pm ET
by dum dee dum
I need some soda
this gosh darn headache sucks ass
popaholic scream
Haiku # 41647, September 16, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by caffiene n sugar please
If love were a mere
commodity that could be
owned at will, I would.
Haiku # 41646, September 16, 2008 5:24 pm ET
by snail
Anger makes poor fuel.
Addiction is no escape.
All that counts is love.
Haiku # 41645, September 16, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by snail
Why worry so much
about following the rules?
Expression comes first.
Haiku # 41644, September 16, 2008 5:16 pm ET
by snail is doing somewhat better
so the addict fuels
things with anger for their lives
are wasted quite away

I am somewhat like
this, right now, and so don't care
as much what might be
Haiku # 41643, September 16, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by bs
how does one know the
addict won't just lash out and
harm you or himself?
Haiku # 41642, September 16, 2008 1:33 pm ET
by bs
in a sense of that
trial, the pain is too much but
it goes away, it's um

addiction, and the
reactions, predictable
but also tragic
Haiku # 41641, September 16, 2008 1:32 pm ET
by bs
the paradox of
faith is that you don't care of
small shit in this world
Haiku # 41640, September 16, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by bs
what does a lion
taste like, I mean i hear that
gator is fishy...
Haiku # 41639, September 16, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by bs
Gee, Snail, I hope you
Don't die-Just laugh a little, warm bath to relax
Haiku # 41638, September 15, 2008 9:51 pm ET
by Wound Fixer of Betterfield
ash is oh so sweet
her kus; expressive and neat
many years practice
Haiku # 41637, September 15, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by let us see ..
there are rules for hai
ku that appear to be large
ly unheeded here
Haiku # 41636, September 15, 2008 6:05 pm ET
by ash
a hungry lion
feed them the Christian's of faith
and what?? so they sing??
Haiku # 41635, September 15, 2008 4:00 pm ET
by and every who in whoville
a love for a hate
how about that practice..preach
it is kinda hard
Haiku # 41634, September 15, 2008 3:58 pm ET
by his thoughts are safe
voltaire wrote candide
about a man who broke the
rules of his time, and

in the tarot this
card is the fool, zero, left
portraits of mankind
Haiku # 41633, September 15, 2008 2:53 pm ET
by bs
the urge to express
emotions correctly, run
into social norms

in other words a collison of many worlds
Haiku # 41632, September 15, 2008 2:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sometimes the old show
robot chicken really does
the sign of these times
Haiku # 41631, September 15, 2008 2:44 pm ET
by bs
a child hasn't learned
the rules of behavior hence
they say, zen...no mind
Haiku # 41630, September 15, 2008 2:40 pm ET
by bs
we all have moments
where we play some role or deal
imperfectly, sez
Haiku # 41629, September 15, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by bs
what you see is what....
evidence, right before you
no need .. I'm laughing
Haiku # 41628, September 15, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by matter of factual conception oh my lovely perception..you do tickle me boy
to be honest I
get myself in a lot of
traps of my own way
Haiku # 41627, September 15, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
you are a vile lousy
pathetic loser who can't
keep the syallabulls right

silly bulls...silly bullshit
silly silly silly, the whole thing
is just plain silly
Haiku # 41626, September 15, 2008 11:25 am ET
by bs
what does it take for
gentler words to take root in
rocky salted soil...

indeed, what is the
salt good for but to be stomped
under foot as trash?
Haiku # 41625, September 15, 2008 11:23 am ET
by bs
David Foster Wallace
took his own life yesterday
this bothered me...
Haiku # 41624, September 15, 2008 11:22 am ET
by bs of cut out the bullshit
it's easy to go
back to the ways we knew yet
changes, strange changes...
Haiku # 41623, September 15, 2008 11:20 am ET
by bs
the asshole artist
often lashes out, only
3 years down, a noose
Haiku # 41622, September 15, 2008 11:19 am ET
by bs
in matters of will
the nature of precise to be
comes naturally
Haiku # 41621, September 15, 2008 12:23 am ET
by nomonoose
excuse me sir, butt
a fray it would seem to me
.. not precise at all
Haiku # 41620, September 15, 2008 12:20 am ET
by fusty bitch
it wont choke you now
every movement is precise
from fray to unlay
Haiku # 41619, September 15, 2008 12:17 am ET
by nomonoose
"Thank you for the salt.
It feels warm in my fresh wounds,"
said the dying snail.
Haiku # 41618, September 14, 2008 10:42 pm ET
by snail
Escaping him was
worth the pain of loneliness.
Either way I'm doomed.
Haiku # 41617, September 14, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by snail
you seem not worthy
a festering loser-lord
pathetic vile wretch
Haiku # 41616, September 14, 2008 9:34 pm ET
by Wound Salter of Richfield
I haven't conversed
or had human connection
in weeks, perhaps months.
Haiku # 41615, September 14, 2008 6:48 pm ET
by snail
I've forgotten what
it feels like to be touched. Now
I'm losing my words.
Haiku # 41614, September 14, 2008 6:45 pm ET
by snail
I think on rainy
days, normal rain brings out
mass drinking of coffee
Haiku # 41613, September 14, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well here comes the moon
and here comes the night sky and
here comes them there stars
Haiku # 41612, September 14, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by bs
anticipation
oh ya, anticipation
waiting for the sun
Haiku # 41611, September 14, 2008 12:01 pm ET
by Darksky
second day of rain
sleeping until late morning
well, the grass is green
Haiku # 41610, September 14, 2008 10:43 am ET
by Darksky
it's just like magic
even when it appears real
love is illusion
Haiku # 41609, September 14, 2008 8:45 am ET
by ash
I just need to find
new musicians to ease the
loss of my old band.
Haiku # 41608, September 14, 2008 6:04 am ET
by snail
...easier said than
done for introverted sorts
who don't like dancing.
Haiku # 41607, September 14, 2008 6:01 am ET
by snail
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