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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
you have just reached it
significant to your life
and so you now choose...
Haiku # 41700 September 20, 2008 4:30 pm ET
by milestone
denote the written
precedence of behavior
order of the court
Haiku # 41699 September 20, 2008 4:27 pm ET
by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V
what ever if not
then more than one but alot
all together now
Haiku # 41698 September 20, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by Deo volente
sit back and enjoy
the show, it adds up to one
big tao of a time
Haiku # 41697 September 20, 2008 12:21 pm ET
by bs
I've dumped my boyfriend
I wanted babies, he not!
She said so sweetly

I'd like that says I
Like to have babies with you
"Well we could practise"

She just laughed out loud
She got the joke then kissed me
God I fancy her
Haiku # 41696 September 20, 2008 3:41 am ET
by Tisme
Awake to the dawn
Condensation on window
obscuring my view

Stark outlines appear
Mist covers the muted hills
Colours returning
Haiku # 41695 September 20, 2008 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun warming my skin
Been so long since we've seen you
And summers over
Haiku # 41694 September 20, 2008 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Five, seven and five?
I wish I studied counting
better in school

(see - even this one doesn't add up)
Haiku # 41693 September 20, 2008 12:28 am ET
by Varsity Loser
Snow swirls about me,
driven by relentless winds
I continue towards home
Haiku # 41692 September 20, 2008 12:25 am ET
by Varsity Loser
sometimes you arrive
to a place of fruition
completely alone
Haiku # 41691 September 20, 2008 12:13 am ET
by vince
shame pillars galore
spurious claims, semaphore
scattershot, then gore
Haiku # 41690 September 19, 2008 11:36 pm ET
by Lush
autumnal despair
inverted vortex beware
evisceration
Haiku # 41689 September 19, 2008 11:34 pm ET
by Lush
rising blemishes
sing in epidermal braille,
"Seek some Clearisil!"
Haiku # 41688 September 19, 2008 11:32 pm ET
by Lush
try some poetry
"bad" or otherwise, shite's sake
preceding feeble
Haiku # 41687 September 19, 2008 11:28 pm ET
by Lush
sentence fulfilling
syllabic requirements
is not haiku
Haiku # 41686 September 19, 2008 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
is this it? she asks
great joy, like grief, is silent
for the first time, bliss
Haiku # 41685 September 19, 2008 4:52 pm ET
by vince
You should know SF!
This page is your physiatrist
Go play with yourself
Haiku # 41684 September 19, 2008 4:48 pm ET
by He never shuts up!!!!!
does group therapy
for the socially inept
have to take place here?
Haiku # 41683 September 19, 2008 4:05 pm ET
by sf
passionate exchange.
apparently wondering
if they are both males
Haiku # 41682 September 19, 2008 11:33 am ET
by ?
Your masterbation
I give you this ecstasy
"So glad you're turned on"
Haiku # 41681 September 19, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Needing adventure,
I might find my own trouble
just to stay awake.
Haiku # 41680 September 19, 2008 2:20 am ET
by snail
Masturbating quite
profusely to those poems,
I still feel alone.
Haiku # 41679 September 18, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by snail
judgment with warning
hedonist come puritan
vice is spice of life
Haiku # 41678 September 18, 2008 1:29 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
it is about healing
for the sickness is that false
sense of something else
Haiku # 41677 September 18, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by sss
a little fine tune
to tune out the loose parts and
function properly
Haiku # 41676 September 18, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by sss
perversion and drugs
in the end boring, and just
leads to little death
Haiku # 41675 September 18, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by sss
I suggest a cold
shower, a pizza and a
sense of therapy
Haiku # 41674 September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
evil is just yet
another useless passtime
from the tao pretense
Haiku # 41673 September 18, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by sss
waiting patiently
hoping i make you lonely
to even the score
Haiku # 41672 September 18, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by vince
this pretty flower
will pale in comparison
when placed on your hair
Haiku # 41671 September 18, 2008 11:39 am ET
by vince
My lips brushed your cheek
Run my hands down your body
Feel your warm soft curves
Haiku # 41670 September 18, 2008 5:22 am ET
by Tisme for Snail of If this is perversion bring it on
So provocative
Kissing corners of your mouth
Feeling the softness
Haiku # 41669 September 18, 2008 5:20 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Our breath hard and fast
My mouth moves down your neck
Passion takes control
Haiku # 41668 September 18, 2008 5:18 am ET
by Tisme for Snail
I slide your dress off
held hard your soft body yields
my mouth searches you
Haiku # 41667 September 18, 2008 5:16 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Kissing down your chest
I draw circles round your breast
Nudging your nipples
Haiku # 41666 September 18, 2008 5:14 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Gently i bite you
As you gasp out soft delight
my mouth travles down

Haiku # 41665 September 18, 2008 5:12 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Thanks for listening
to my earlier request.
Sorry I'm a perv.
Haiku # 41664 September 18, 2008 2:24 am ET
by snail
With a broken brain
is responsibility
still about ethics?
Haiku # 41663 September 18, 2008 2:22 am ET
by snail
He doesn't want me.
I can tell now, but I can't
seem to stop hoping.
Haiku # 41662 September 18, 2008 2:16 am ET
by snail
I can never know
what the future holds for me
But I'll find out soon
Haiku # 41661 September 17, 2008 10:06 pm ET
by Adashi
balls deep catching groove
relentless rhythm arched back
ass begging for spank
Haiku # 41660 September 17, 2008 9:06 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
she's head down ass up
Englishman enters world cup
please do mind the gap
Haiku # 41659 September 17, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
May I please request
more erotic poetry?
That one turned me on.
Haiku # 41658 September 17, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by snail
I wish you could know
the joy of hearing music
as it sounds to me.
Haiku # 41657 September 17, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by snail
Hey, want some candy
little boy? My van is full
of sweetness for you.
Haiku # 41656 September 17, 2008 1:54 pm ET
by snail
it's gradual the
unfolding of human self
and drama, bittersweet
Haiku # 41655 September 17, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by bs
there is the freedom
of choice, some things cannot be owned
only experienced
Haiku # 41654 September 17, 2008 12:24 pm ET
by bs
I got her naked
I licked her intimately
She cried out a gasp

Haiku # 41653 September 17, 2008 8:20 am ET
by Shame? Or Release? of She did not stop me
ash the paradox
i can be sugar and spice
but i am a boy
Haiku # 41652 September 17, 2008 3:48 am ET
by ash
Which one does he fear,
being rejected by me,
or rejecting me?
Haiku # 41651 September 16, 2008 10:26 pm ET
by snail