Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
so til next time babe
say, always leave em laughing
til they say goodbye
Haiku # 41422 July 21, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by big bows and shit
welcome matt below
open, say hi or even
take me through hello...



Haiku # 41421 July 21, 2008 5:38 pm ET
by gave you my address
lick icing fingers
creamy whipped supreme frosting
soon I will throw up
Haiku # 41420 July 21, 2008 4:32 pm ET
by paying the price of sugar happiness
alone with your shirt
felix in the spin cycle
could not help myself
Haiku # 41419 July 21, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my husband at school
and at the rotary club
not unlike windmills
Haiku # 41418 July 21, 2008 11:50 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
my repetition
a browser error causes
my embarrassment
Haiku # 41417 July 21, 2008 11:43 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41416 July 21, 2008 11:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
red leaves falling down
spiraling in the cold sun
cause me to linger
Haiku # 41415 July 21, 2008 11:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
what did you call me?
a stank whore-chasing scumbag
how long have you known?
Haiku # 41414 July 21, 2008 10:51 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the question haunts you
what will you do when i die?
get a smelly dog
Haiku # 41413 July 21, 2008 10:47 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did i falter?
accept my apology
wet paint on your shirt
Haiku # 41412 July 21, 2008 10:41 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i really lost it
picnic with strangers in rain
cold wet pakoras
Haiku # 41411 July 21, 2008 10:39 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
sf, i love you
you make me laugh til i pee
puddles on the floor
Haiku # 41410 July 21, 2008 10:34 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why do you come here?
i like optional headlights
youve read the others.
Haiku # 41409 July 21, 2008 10:27 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
the sunlight broken
a single raindrop fallen
when will you return?
Haiku # 41408 July 21, 2008 10:24 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
filling the pages
why do you write such nonsense?
only you would know
Haiku # 41407 July 21, 2008 10:23 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
why did you tell me?
simply say it isn't so
i cannot do that
Haiku # 41406 July 21, 2008 10:20 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
whispering to you
does the sea know your secrets?
no, but the cows do.
Haiku # 41405 July 21, 2008 10:19 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
oh pucha kuttan
when will you catch the cloth mouse?
when my fear subsides
Haiku # 41404 July 21, 2008 10:15 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
i'll check the mail now
when will you return, my love?
when youre old and grey
Haiku # 41403 July 21, 2008 10:12 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
where do the cows go?
trampling off to the sea
why aren't they cleaner?
Haiku # 41402 July 21, 2008 10:08 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
when will you love me?
when the cows truly come home
...shoveling cow dung
Haiku # 41401 July 21, 2008 10:04 am ET
by kitten of northern maine
spelling horrid things
exhorting me, i'm unhinged
beneath door i dream
Haiku # 41400 July 19, 2008 2:34 am ET
by Lush
pubic hairs galore
upon tessellated tiles
an alphabet soup
Haiku # 41399 July 19, 2008 2:32 am ET
by Lush
testicular sway
a pendulous foray
high tea anyone?
Haiku # 41398 July 19, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
homicidal spree
serves malthusian notions
depopulate, hmmm...
Haiku # 41397 July 19, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
deracinated
ass backward and demanding
like alex haley
Haiku # 41396 July 19, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
those infernal swine
cannibalisms coming
Hunter S nailed it
Haiku # 41395 July 16, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
please, no compliments
that only encourages
more badder haiku
Haiku # 41394 July 16, 2008 3:01 am ET
by sf
a world of seekers
overpopulation and
endless pleasures..my
Haiku # 41393 July 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by bs...space
BennyLava is,
Very mad at me today,
Optional headlights.
Haiku # 41392 July 15, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by shelleycakes of United Kingdom
(nice one sf)

the black arts twist and
bend the soul so the mind is
slave to fear belief...
Haiku # 41391 July 15, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
a gray haired woman
in a church all by herself
as the sun goes down
Haiku # 41390 July 14, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by sf
I am told that art
begins with pain sometimes, twists
to form a pattern
Haiku # 41389 July 14, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
in the process of
life, means, ways, goals, ends, place, etc
some times just show...up....
Haiku # 41388 July 14, 2008 5:36 pm ET
by help...bs...
the fear is these will
be the last words I write down
anywhere, but here
Haiku # 41387 July 14, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by bs
submission to the
decay of the world, twisted
still alive, and born
Haiku # 41386 July 14, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
rotten smelly loam
oozing putrid land
opened gates to darkness
Haiku # 41385 July 13, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by badsky
lift the boats
salute the whales
sushi by lamp light
Haiku # 41384 July 13, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by Z
You are bringing steak
for lunch. What are you hoping
to have for pudding?
Haiku # 41383 July 12, 2008 6:48 am ET
by Stillinmyjimjams
try not to worry
we are all going to die
but we should live first
Haiku # 41382 July 12, 2008 5:28 am ET
by ash
there is a time of
conflict that can destroy or
bring out the best in...
Haiku # 41381 July 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
the freedom of drugs
a cerebellum master
bowed in silent prayer



Haiku # 41380 July 11, 2008 6:03 am ET
by sf
traveler i am
struck fully by ignorance
blind in an outland
Haiku # 41379 July 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by darksky
a swede wondered by
he had a twittering bird
only a drawing
Haiku # 41378 July 9, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bluesky
laughter of children
rings amongst the sunlit plains
tra-la, tra-la-la
Haiku # 41377 July 9, 2008 8:27 am ET
by bluesky
You fed my heart
To the Verrazano Narrows fish
As I said you could
Haiku # 41376 July 9, 2008 3:29 am ET
by Hammer Heart of Rock Bottom
my unfocused gaze
to the sunny valley side
through the sheets of rain
Haiku # 41375 July 8, 2008 12:06 pm ET
by graysky
heart of mine,
why did you open
for my destructor?
Haiku # 41374 July 8, 2008 10:32 am ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
pistons of cadence
one half second faster and
the cops wont catch you
Haiku # 41373 July 8, 2008 10:16 am ET
by thief
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