Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
a swede wondered by
he had a twittering bird
only a drawing
Haiku # 41378 July 9, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bluesky
laughter of children
rings amongst the sunlit plains
tra-la, tra-la-la
Haiku # 41377 July 9, 2008 8:27 am ET
by bluesky
You fed my heart
To the Verrazano Narrows fish
As I said you could
Haiku # 41376 July 9, 2008 3:29 am ET
by Hammer Heart of Rock Bottom
my unfocused gaze
to the sunny valley side
through the sheets of rain
Haiku # 41375 July 8, 2008 12:06 pm ET
by graysky
heart of mine,
why did you open
for my destructor?
Haiku # 41374 July 8, 2008 10:32 am ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
pistons of cadence
one half second faster and
the cops wont catch you
Haiku # 41373 July 8, 2008 10:16 am ET
by thief
now the race of truth
individual time trial
time to ride Frischkorn
Haiku # 41372 July 8, 2008 8:21 am ET
by graysky
the light of the sun
touches only the tree tops
not my humble gate
Haiku # 41371 July 8, 2008 8:09 am ET
by graysky
komodo dragon
a bit of sweet bread, and i
join this damp morning
Haiku # 41370 July 8, 2008 7:46 am ET
by graysky
take it mother earth
we'll drill till we're satisfied
you cheap little slut
Haiku # 41369 July 8, 2008 4:15 am ET
by sf
a craggy footpath
recognition comes slowly
no matter anyway
Haiku # 41368 July 7, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by graysky
sorry, we are closed
twin bridges is now too far
ten years past, nothing
Haiku # 41367 July 7, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by graysky
thunderstorms again
yesterdays sunny blue sky
is not for today
Haiku # 41366 July 7, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by graysky
your frown is perfect
a mirror reflection of
the shit around us
Haiku # 41365 July 6, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
time for fuel station
easy like a come and go
one in and one out
Haiku # 41361 July 5, 2008 3:13 am ET
by eagle vision
practicing arson
amassing an arsenal
to erase arseholes
Haiku # 41360 July 4, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Lush
firing my thruster
you send me over the moon
not rocket science
Haiku # 41359 July 4, 2008 8:20 am ET
by ash
It's funny to watch
They don't know it but they are
Manipulated!
Haiku # 41358 July 4, 2008 3:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An attack on some
Makes them much more incisive
and inclined to think
Haiku # 41357 July 4, 2008 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One thing that works
To get better haiku's here
Is Personality
Haiku # 41356 July 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
For many years now
I have watched and written here
every now and again
Haiku # 41355 July 4, 2008 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that's just how i roll
it gets boring here at times
so i stir the pot
Haiku # 41354 July 3, 2008 9:32 pm ET
by sf
Even here, conflict
is still inescapable.
Why must you be rude?
Haiku # 41353 July 3, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
another day for
you and me to excel at
mediocrity
Haiku # 41352 July 3, 2008 3:30 pm ET
by sf
yes send the women
oh say once you blow her up
she wont be blowing....u
Haiku # 41351 July 3, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by sorry that required and eighth
Life is a minefield
One foot after another
Send the woman first
Haiku # 41350 July 3, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Homage to SF
Pulling together
All my thoughts I find that I
Have nothing to say

Being like SF is my highest aspiration
Haiku # 41349 July 3, 2008 10:50 am ET
by Ail low and you allways get there
we shuffle along
one foot after the other
through our life's debris
Haiku # 41348 July 3, 2008 9:25 am ET
by ash
it is bad haiku
but everyone's a critic
you can't please 'em all
Haiku # 41347 July 3, 2008 9:21 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
to boost your low self-image
is okay with me
Haiku # 41346 July 3, 2008 4:48 am ET
by sf
Criticize is wrong
Criticise is Queens English
Look it up retard
Haiku # 41345 July 3, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
Like I said before
When they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it

Foul-mouth name-calling
When you can't articulate
Childish behaviour
Haiku # 41344 July 3, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
learn the language first
then criticize all you want
you fucking retard
Haiku # 41343 July 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by sf of god but its bad grammar
My god but its sad
If they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it
Haiku # 41342 July 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
shaft: a bad mutha
dig it? i'm talkin bout shaft
the black private dick
Haiku # 41341 July 1, 2008 8:07 pm ET
by kin_corn_karn of ghetto nation
I can only wait
for him to make the next move.
I just write my songs.
Haiku # 41340 July 1, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by long lost
crazy as it seems
longitudinal pressure
sometimes turns me on
Haiku # 41339 July 1, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by the waves
day's almost over
and i've insulted no one
i'm losing my edge
Haiku # 41338 July 1, 2008 3:33 pm ET
by sf
Five like Pentagon.
Roll two dice and get seven
I have five fingers
Haiku # 41337 July 1, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Robin Len of "Home?"
One thing is for sure
Misery loves company
Could you be more down?

Haiku # 41336 July 1, 2008 3:52 am ET
by Manic depressives R us
a reason to live
sorry, it doesn't exist
i drink your milk shake
Haiku # 41335 June 30, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by sf
so nothings mean it
and if it is something then
well no..that's not it
Haiku # 41334 June 30, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Oh nothing!!! @$#%^
Things given up in
error may be lost for good.
Oh, what have I done?
Haiku # 41333 June 29, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
I lost track of more
than I was trying to lose.
My friends, where are you?
Haiku # 41332 June 29, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
mistakes don't haunt me
ghosts from my past certainly
my conscience is clear
Haiku # 41331 June 28, 2008 2:43 am ET
by ash
If mistakes stay in
the past when we put them there,
letting go makes sense.
Haiku # 41330 June 27, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (advice taken)
may our happiness
increase in isolation
for i hate you all
Haiku # 41329 June 27, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
Mistakes we have made
Haunt us for many reasons
None of them feel good

These mistakes we made
Make us what we are today
So why have regrets?
Haiku # 41328 June 27, 2008 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Can't seem to escape.
I say it's over, then go
right back to the start.
Haiku # 41327 June 26, 2008 9:12 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
recalling the past
you think i'd get over it
even now i don't
Haiku # 41326 June 26, 2008 9:45 am ET
by ash