Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

yes send the women
oh say once you blow her up
she wont be blowing....u
Haiku # 41351, July 3, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by sorry that required and eighth
Life is a minefield
One foot after another
Send the woman first
Haiku # 41350, July 3, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Homage to SF
Pulling together
All my thoughts I find that I
Have nothing to say

Being like SF is my highest aspiration
Haiku # 41349, July 3, 2008 10:50 am ET
by Ail low and you allways get there
we shuffle along
one foot after the other
through our life's debris
Haiku # 41348, July 3, 2008 9:25 am ET
by ash
it is bad haiku
but everyone's a critic
you can't please 'em all
Haiku # 41347, July 3, 2008 9:21 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
to boost your low self-image
is okay with me
Haiku # 41346, July 3, 2008 4:48 am ET
by sf
Criticize is wrong
Criticise is Queens English
Look it up retard
Haiku # 41345, July 3, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
Like I said before
When they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it

Foul-mouth name-calling
When you can't articulate
Childish behaviour
Haiku # 41344, July 3, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
learn the language first
then criticize all you want
you fucking retard
Haiku # 41343, July 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by sf of god but its bad grammar
My god but its sad
If they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it
Haiku # 41342, July 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
shaft: a bad mutha
dig it? i'm talkin bout shaft
the black private dick
Haiku # 41341, July 1, 2008 8:07 pm ET
by kin_corn_karn of ghetto nation
I can only wait
for him to make the next move.
I just write my songs.
Haiku # 41340, July 1, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by long lost
crazy as it seems
longitudinal pressure
sometimes turns me on
Haiku # 41339, July 1, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by the waves
day's almost over
and i've insulted no one
i'm losing my edge
Haiku # 41338, July 1, 2008 3:33 pm ET
by sf
Five like Pentagon.
Roll two dice and get seven
I have five fingers
Haiku # 41337, July 1, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Robin Len of "Home?"
One thing is for sure
Misery loves company
Could you be more down?

Haiku # 41336, July 1, 2008 3:52 am ET
by Manic depressives R us
a reason to live
sorry, it doesn't exist
i drink your milk shake
Haiku # 41335, June 30, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by sf
so nothings mean it
and if it is something then
well no..that's not it
Haiku # 41334, June 30, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Oh nothing!!! @$#%^
Things given up in
error may be lost for good.
Oh, what have I done?
Haiku # 41333, June 29, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
I lost track of more
than I was trying to lose.
My friends, where are you?
Haiku # 41332, June 29, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
mistakes don't haunt me
ghosts from my past certainly
my conscience is clear
Haiku # 41331, June 28, 2008 2:43 am ET
by ash
If mistakes stay in
the past when we put them there,
letting go makes sense.
Haiku # 41330, June 27, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (advice taken)
may our happiness
increase in isolation
for i hate you all
Haiku # 41329, June 27, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
Mistakes we have made
Haunt us for many reasons
None of them feel good

These mistakes we made
Make us what we are today
So why have regrets?
Haiku # 41328, June 27, 2008 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Can't seem to escape.
I say it's over, then go
right back to the start.
Haiku # 41327, June 26, 2008 9:12 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
recalling the past
you think i'd get over it
even now i don't
Haiku # 41326, June 26, 2008 9:45 am ET
by ash
many a long year
and some even longer days
life is full of it
Haiku # 41325, June 25, 2008 9:47 am ET
by ash
Well-done Dragon Snail
Now you're writing good haiku's
These we can enjoy!
Haiku # 41324, June 25, 2008 6:34 am ET
by We are still watching though
Screaming pain in chest
It tears a man asunder
Torso rent of life
Haiku # 41323, June 24, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by Eh
I love your music,
little hippy drummer boy.
Can I play your flute?
Haiku # 41322, June 24, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by Cat Crotch
A body, a cage,
shapes to hang upon a soul,
stuck within this skin.
Haiku # 41321, June 24, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
if one wants to say
something else, let them eat grapes
and pass the times as
Haiku # 41320, June 24, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by mox
these folks art in thought
and limit things as to when
to keep the...the...pace
Haiku # 41319, June 24, 2008 3:34 pm ET
by moxie
we made out last night
never mind bodies entwined
still fancy a shag
Haiku # 41318, June 24, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Maybe I should find
a less complicated way
to release the pain.
Haiku # 41317, June 24, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
When I missed the point,
differing goals were the cause.
Minimalism?
Haiku # 41316, June 24, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (confused, as usual)
Restraint of 3 lines
Express minimalism
Multi-line fuckers
Haiku # 41315, June 24, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Courageously here,
after years of fear and doubt,
I am reaching out.

Exploring freedom
I fled the cruel abuser
who imprisoned me.

The pendulum swings.
Confidence blossoms and wilts.
I will not look back.
Haiku # 41314, June 24, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
Summers full vestage
Surrounded by vivid Green
Senses overwhelmed
Haiku # 41313, June 24, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well that told "US"
So lets all get on our knees
Ask for forgiveness

We have met our match?
Worship the self-important!
Who does not need rules!

Its Zabadooey
Returned in disguise? Or what
Huge ego? No brains?

You have potential
Some of your stuff is not bad
So stop writing crap
Haiku # 41312, June 24, 2008 11:56 am ET
by We will see what you can do
Simplicity is
sometimes insufficient to
allow expression.

I bend rules to make
them fit my needs rather than
bending to fit them.
Haiku # 41311, June 24, 2008 11:08 am ET
by Longwinded Dragon Snail
I've never been much
for following any rules
except for my own.

If it bothers you,
I can fit tradition, but
it's not as much fun.

Limits are more like
inspirations than rigid
barriers for me.
Haiku # 41310, June 24, 2008 11:02 am ET
by Dragon Snail
I agree Haiku
Not Poems broken in lines
But some times you just

Gota express your
self, you know what I mean
Though better than thinking!
Haiku # 41309, June 24, 2008 6:31 am ET
by Self expression will Out.
george carlin is gone
and I hate the fact he's gone
no more of his jokes
Haiku # 41308, June 23, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by bs
poems divided
into lines of the right length
aren't really haiku
Haiku # 41307, June 23, 2008 8:28 am ET
by ash
She played herself a
lullaby, but the focus
of fingering her

instrument kept her
from falling asleep. It was
like sex, distracting

from its purpose with
the physicality of
its form. The feel of

fingers on metal
and wood kept her too conscious
to fall into the

auditory shapes
that moved like a mandala
as she closed her eyes.
Haiku # 41306, June 23, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Dragon Snail
Is losing the spark
of language, concretion that
connects thoughts to sound

a simple step that
inches so carefully that
we feel no motion

but an absence at
stopping, or is expression
transfigured, growing

into something more
delicate and harder to
capture? Once I had

words like colors or
subtle impressions, changing
like notes of music,

fast enough to sketch
my feelings mid-flight. Now I
have only the wings.
Haiku # 41305, June 23, 2008 1:38 am ET
by Dragon Snail
I lost my language
when I lost the bravery
to fail fearlessly.

Creativity
led to punishment, so I
shied away from both.

What doesn't kill me
never makes me stronger. It
just hurts more next time.
Haiku # 41304, June 22, 2008 9:19 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
Insecurity
prevents expressive freedom.
Don't criticize me.

I stop drawing when
the price is greater than the
pleasure of doing.

You roll your eyes and
criticize the fact that I
am so sensitive.

The situation
implodes and I withdraw. You
are just not worth it.
Haiku # 41303, June 22, 2008 9:10 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
haiku warrior
I challenge you to battle
I'll be the victor
Haiku # 41302, June 21, 2008 7:28 pm ET
by bride of destructo
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