Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

those infernal swine
cannibalisms coming
Hunter S nailed it
Haiku # 41395, July 16, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
please, no compliments
that only encourages
more badder haiku
Haiku # 41394, July 16, 2008 3:01 am ET
by sf
a world of seekers
overpopulation and
endless pleasures..my
Haiku # 41393, July 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by bs...space
BennyLava is,
Very mad at me today,
Optional headlights.
Haiku # 41392, July 15, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by shelleycakes of United Kingdom
(nice one sf)

the black arts twist and
bend the soul so the mind is
slave to fear belief...
Haiku # 41391, July 15, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
a gray haired woman
in a church all by herself
as the sun goes down
Haiku # 41390, July 14, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by sf
I am told that art
begins with pain sometimes, twists
to form a pattern
Haiku # 41389, July 14, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
in the process of
life, means, ways, goals, ends, place, etc
some times just show...up....
Haiku # 41388, July 14, 2008 5:36 pm ET
by help...bs...
the fear is these will
be the last words I write down
anywhere, but here
Haiku # 41387, July 14, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by bs
submission to the
decay of the world, twisted
still alive, and born
Haiku # 41386, July 14, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
rotten smelly loam
oozing putrid land
opened gates to darkness
Haiku # 41385, July 13, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by badsky
lift the boats
salute the whales
sushi by lamp light
Haiku # 41384, July 13, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by Z
You are bringing steak
for lunch. What are you hoping
to have for pudding?
Haiku # 41383, July 12, 2008 6:48 am ET
by Stillinmyjimjams
try not to worry
we are all going to die
but we should live first
Haiku # 41382, July 12, 2008 5:28 am ET
by ash
there is a time of
conflict that can destroy or
bring out the best in...
Haiku # 41381, July 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
the freedom of drugs
a cerebellum master
bowed in silent prayer



Haiku # 41380, July 11, 2008 6:03 am ET
by sf
traveler i am
struck fully by ignorance
blind in an outland
Haiku # 41379, July 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by darksky
a swede wondered by
he had a twittering bird
only a drawing
Haiku # 41378, July 9, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bluesky
laughter of children
rings amongst the sunlit plains
tra-la, tra-la-la
Haiku # 41377, July 9, 2008 8:27 am ET
by bluesky
You fed my heart
To the Verrazano Narrows fish
As I said you could
Haiku # 41376, July 9, 2008 3:29 am ET
by Hammer Heart of Rock Bottom
my unfocused gaze
to the sunny valley side
through the sheets of rain
Haiku # 41375, July 8, 2008 12:06 pm ET
by graysky
heart of mine,
why did you open
for my destructor?
Haiku # 41374, July 8, 2008 10:32 am ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
pistons of cadence
one half second faster and
the cops wont catch you
Haiku # 41373, July 8, 2008 10:16 am ET
by thief
now the race of truth
individual time trial
time to ride Frischkorn
Haiku # 41372, July 8, 2008 8:21 am ET
by graysky
the light of the sun
touches only the tree tops
not my humble gate
Haiku # 41371, July 8, 2008 8:09 am ET
by graysky
komodo dragon
a bit of sweet bread, and i
join this damp morning
Haiku # 41370, July 8, 2008 7:46 am ET
by graysky
take it mother earth
we'll drill till we're satisfied
you cheap little slut
Haiku # 41369, July 8, 2008 4:15 am ET
by sf
a craggy footpath
recognition comes slowly
no matter anyway
Haiku # 41368, July 7, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by graysky
sorry, we are closed
twin bridges is now too far
ten years past, nothing
Haiku # 41367, July 7, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by graysky
thunderstorms again
yesterdays sunny blue sky
is not for today
Haiku # 41366, July 7, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by graysky
your frown is perfect
a mirror reflection of
the shit around us
Haiku # 41365, July 6, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
time for fuel station
easy like a come and go
one in and one out
Haiku # 41361, July 5, 2008 3:13 am ET
by eagle vision
practicing arson
amassing an arsenal
to erase arseholes
Haiku # 41360, July 4, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Lush
firing my thruster
you send me over the moon
not rocket science
Haiku # 41359, July 4, 2008 8:20 am ET
by ash
It's funny to watch
They don't know it but they are
Manipulated!
Haiku # 41358, July 4, 2008 3:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An attack on some
Makes them much more incisive
and inclined to think
Haiku # 41357, July 4, 2008 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One thing that works
To get better haiku's here
Is Personality
Haiku # 41356, July 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
For many years now
I have watched and written here
every now and again
Haiku # 41355, July 4, 2008 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that's just how i roll
it gets boring here at times
so i stir the pot
Haiku # 41354, July 3, 2008 9:32 pm ET
by sf
Even here, conflict
is still inescapable.
Why must you be rude?
Haiku # 41353, July 3, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
another day for
you and me to excel at
mediocrity
Haiku # 41352, July 3, 2008 3:30 pm ET
by sf
yes send the women
oh say once you blow her up
she wont be blowing....u
Haiku # 41351, July 3, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by sorry that required and eighth
Life is a minefield
One foot after another
Send the woman first
Haiku # 41350, July 3, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Homage to SF
Pulling together
All my thoughts I find that I
Have nothing to say

Being like SF is my highest aspiration
Haiku # 41349, July 3, 2008 10:50 am ET
by Ail low and you allways get there
we shuffle along
one foot after the other
through our life's debris
Haiku # 41348, July 3, 2008 9:25 am ET
by ash
it is bad haiku
but everyone's a critic
you can't please 'em all
Haiku # 41347, July 3, 2008 9:21 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
to boost your low self-image
is okay with me
Haiku # 41346, July 3, 2008 4:48 am ET
by sf
Criticize is wrong
Criticise is Queens English
Look it up retard
Haiku # 41345, July 3, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
Like I said before
When they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it

Foul-mouth name-calling
When you can't articulate
Childish behaviour
Haiku # 41344, July 3, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
learn the language first
then criticize all you want
you fucking retard
Haiku # 41343, July 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by sf of god but its bad grammar
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