Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

where do the cows go?
trampling off to the sea
why aren't they cleaner?
Haiku # 41402, July 21, 2008 10:08 am ET
by kitten of Northern Maine
when will you love me?
when the cows truly come home
...shoveling cow dung
Haiku # 41401, July 21, 2008 10:04 am ET
by kitten of northern maine
spelling horrid things
exhorting me, i'm unhinged
beneath door i dream
Haiku # 41400, July 19, 2008 2:34 am ET
by Lush
pubic hairs galore
upon tessellated tiles
an alphabet soup
Haiku # 41399, July 19, 2008 2:32 am ET
by Lush
testicular sway
a pendulous foray
high tea anyone?
Haiku # 41398, July 19, 2008 2:30 am ET
by Lush
homicidal spree
serves malthusian notions
depopulate, hmmm...
Haiku # 41397, July 19, 2008 2:28 am ET
by Lush
deracinated
ass backward and demanding
like alex haley
Haiku # 41396, July 19, 2008 2:26 am ET
by Lush
those infernal swine
cannibalisms coming
Hunter S nailed it
Haiku # 41395, July 16, 2008 2:47 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
please, no compliments
that only encourages
more badder haiku
Haiku # 41394, July 16, 2008 3:01 am ET
by sf
a world of seekers
overpopulation and
endless pleasures..my
Haiku # 41393, July 15, 2008 2:02 pm ET
by bs...space
BennyLava is,
Very mad at me today,
Optional headlights.
Haiku # 41392, July 15, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by shelleycakes of United Kingdom
(nice one sf)

the black arts twist and
bend the soul so the mind is
slave to fear belief...
Haiku # 41391, July 15, 2008 12:27 pm ET
by bs
a gray haired woman
in a church all by herself
as the sun goes down
Haiku # 41390, July 14, 2008 8:38 pm ET
by sf
I am told that art
begins with pain sometimes, twists
to form a pattern
Haiku # 41389, July 14, 2008 5:41 pm ET
by bs
in the process of
life, means, ways, goals, ends, place, etc
some times just show...up....
Haiku # 41388, July 14, 2008 5:36 pm ET
by help...bs...
the fear is these will
be the last words I write down
anywhere, but here
Haiku # 41387, July 14, 2008 5:15 pm ET
by bs
submission to the
decay of the world, twisted
still alive, and born
Haiku # 41386, July 14, 2008 5:13 pm ET
by bs
rotten smelly loam
oozing putrid land
opened gates to darkness
Haiku # 41385, July 13, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by badsky
lift the boats
salute the whales
sushi by lamp light
Haiku # 41384, July 13, 2008 8:45 pm ET
by Z
You are bringing steak
for lunch. What are you hoping
to have for pudding?
Haiku # 41383, July 12, 2008 6:48 am ET
by Stillinmyjimjams
try not to worry
we are all going to die
but we should live first
Haiku # 41382, July 12, 2008 5:28 am ET
by ash
there is a time of
conflict that can destroy or
bring out the best in...
Haiku # 41381, July 11, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by bs
the freedom of drugs
a cerebellum master
bowed in silent prayer



Haiku # 41380, July 11, 2008 6:03 am ET
by sf
traveler i am
struck fully by ignorance
blind in an outland
Haiku # 41379, July 9, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by darksky
a swede wondered by
he had a twittering bird
only a drawing
Haiku # 41378, July 9, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by bluesky
laughter of children
rings amongst the sunlit plains
tra-la, tra-la-la
Haiku # 41377, July 9, 2008 8:27 am ET
by bluesky
You fed my heart
To the Verrazano Narrows fish
As I said you could
Haiku # 41376, July 9, 2008 3:29 am ET
by Hammer Heart of Rock Bottom
my unfocused gaze
to the sunny valley side
through the sheets of rain
Haiku # 41375, July 8, 2008 12:06 pm ET
by graysky
heart of mine,
why did you open
for my destructor?
Haiku # 41374, July 8, 2008 10:32 am ET
by Shama of Whateveropolis
pistons of cadence
one half second faster and
the cops wont catch you
Haiku # 41373, July 8, 2008 10:16 am ET
by thief
now the race of truth
individual time trial
time to ride Frischkorn
Haiku # 41372, July 8, 2008 8:21 am ET
by graysky
the light of the sun
touches only the tree tops
not my humble gate
Haiku # 41371, July 8, 2008 8:09 am ET
by graysky
komodo dragon
a bit of sweet bread, and i
join this damp morning
Haiku # 41370, July 8, 2008 7:46 am ET
by graysky
take it mother earth
we'll drill till we're satisfied
you cheap little slut
Haiku # 41369, July 8, 2008 4:15 am ET
by sf
a craggy footpath
recognition comes slowly
no matter anyway
Haiku # 41368, July 7, 2008 2:38 pm ET
by graysky
sorry, we are closed
twin bridges is now too far
ten years past, nothing
Haiku # 41367, July 7, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by graysky
thunderstorms again
yesterdays sunny blue sky
is not for today
Haiku # 41366, July 7, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by graysky
your frown is perfect
a mirror reflection of
the shit around us
Haiku # 41365, July 6, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
time for fuel station
easy like a come and go
one in and one out
Haiku # 41361, July 5, 2008 3:13 am ET
by eagle vision
practicing arson
amassing an arsenal
to erase arseholes
Haiku # 41360, July 4, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Lush
firing my thruster
you send me over the moon
not rocket science
Haiku # 41359, July 4, 2008 8:20 am ET
by ash
It's funny to watch
They don't know it but they are
Manipulated!
Haiku # 41358, July 4, 2008 3:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An attack on some
Makes them much more incisive
and inclined to think
Haiku # 41357, July 4, 2008 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One thing that works
To get better haiku's here
Is Personality
Haiku # 41356, July 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
For many years now
I have watched and written here
every now and again
Haiku # 41355, July 4, 2008 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that's just how i roll
it gets boring here at times
so i stir the pot
Haiku # 41354, July 3, 2008 9:32 pm ET
by sf
Even here, conflict
is still inescapable.
Why must you be rude?
Haiku # 41353, July 3, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
another day for
you and me to excel at
mediocrity
Haiku # 41352, July 3, 2008 3:30 pm ET
by sf
yes send the women
oh say once you blow her up
she wont be blowing....u
Haiku # 41351, July 3, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by sorry that required and eighth
Life is a minefield
One foot after another
Send the woman first
Haiku # 41350, July 3, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Homage to SF
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