i eat chocolate
probably everyday
now I'm blubbery

Scary Japanese
turned me off of porn for good.
Wouldn't she explode?

Does anyone know
how to how to play this new sitar,
because it looks hard.

I was wandering
while the world kept on changing,
and now I am lost.

Cat looks intently
Ookla ookla ookla glop
Hairball hits carpet

my head hurts badly
liquor flowed like a river
advil is no help

Christine's Moon

Sweet is the moonlight
Under which we fall in love
As she passes by

Remember love too
Is fleeting casting only
Shadows on our face

To capture love is
As if raking for the moon
But yet we all try

Apologies to DPF

you can live and die
in your own head, quietly,
an apparition

hard drinks blurry night
hangover now hunts me down
amateurs think twice

truest of glasnost
this yank and young russkiya
swapping our juices

my new floor carpet
a zebra wrapped in cheetahs
is pretty damn cool

Sixteen teams, now eight
Austria and Switzerland -
hosts did not advance

That's it, keep on running
EURO 2008
Kick the ball you guys

Sometimes I wonder
What my daughters will do when
The learn of my fraud.

I can count, myself
Haikus are easy, you hear?
Village spammers? Hear?

how tempting, to read
bad haiku all day at work
while boss sleeps... and snores

ode to green putty
that I found in my armpit
one midsummer's morn

Stranded far from Earth,
Danger Will Robinson, No!
Oh the Pain, Dr. Smith

Empty milk bottle
smelling like an ashtray Oh
what a filthy world

keep that goddamn thing
away from from me goddamn it
motherfucking shit

Link from Boing Boing site
Xeni Jardin in lip stick
Red is her colour

shut up you art snob
try shitting in full lotus
resurrect your waste

O' Sweet Irish Rose
Naughty geek ways drooled over
I heard they had cake

I feel like harping
but since I broke it, my time
is past, to move on

reality is some
god damn fool moved my cheese and
my life smells or de-bree

Self-publicity
When you use other's domain
Criticisms due

don't mind if I do
just going to eat that there
oh, that bit was bad

Trumpets blown too long
Incessantly blaring loud
Oh please make them stop

build yourself a wall
and then piss on their rainbows
they will take cover

images only waves on the sea
the sea has got no colors
nothing out there but the sea the desert

It's rather childish
when you can't articulate
Call people rude names

oh hai! cheezburger
is cheezy. srsly.
nom nom. kthxbye.

one two three four five
one two three four five six more
one two three four five

Your search is broke like
your face. Haiku Village will
count your syllables.

i hear what you say
haiku village idiots
how embarrassing

I had a quick look
If you think BadHaiku's bad
Try Haiku Village

Sorry but you have to do better than that to tempt me away

Submit bad haiku.
Naughty? I could never be.
Nasty all the time.

The Haiku Village
Syllables counted for you
a poet's delight

dump a therapist?
more difficult than scraping
shit off a sneaker

pinchin' and a loaf ?
that has a nice ring to it
lazy shit indeed

A languid summer
Reading Pynchon in the loo
That shit is sublime

as the present time
there's not a lot to be said
and sometimes there's less

WoW there boy. Need help?
Get that chip off your shoulder
No one hates you. Yet!

the time gemini...
is supposed to be of speech
the talk of the town...

i note that some carp
when one disliked is here but
there's more to life...right...

flesh and blood haiku
it's the chewing and the cud
penis in the palm

A haiku desert
Where has everybody gone?
No one is posting

a push drive in up
yoga in nature is real
water and air..breathe

Mashed in a storm drain
A seventeen-year-old boy
His mates say "just fun"

I gift them freely
Carry my troubles away
Swift deep dark waters