hard drinks blurry night
hangover now hunts me down
amateurs think twice

truest of glasnost
this yank and young russkiya
swapping our juices

my new floor carpet
a zebra wrapped in cheetahs
is pretty damn cool

Sixteen teams, now eight
Austria and Switzerland -
hosts did not advance

That's it, keep on running
EURO 2008
Kick the ball you guys

Sometimes I wonder
What my daughters will do when
The learn of my fraud.

I can count, myself
Haikus are easy, you hear?
Village spammers? Hear?

how tempting, to read
bad haiku all day at work
while boss sleeps... and snores

ode to green putty
that I found in my armpit
one midsummer's morn

Stranded far from Earth,
Danger Will Robinson, No!
Oh the Pain, Dr. Smith

Empty milk bottle
smelling like an ashtray Oh
what a filthy world

keep that goddamn thing
away from from me goddamn it
motherfucking shit

Link from Boing Boing site
Xeni Jardin in lip stick
Red is her colour

shut up you art snob
try shitting in full lotus
resurrect your waste

O' Sweet Irish Rose
Naughty geek ways drooled over
I heard they had cake

I feel like harping
but since I broke it, my time
is past, to move on

reality is some
god damn fool moved my cheese and
my life smells or de-bree

Self-publicity
When you use other's domain
Criticisms due

don't mind if I do
just going to eat that there
oh, that bit was bad

Trumpets blown too long
Incessantly blaring loud
Oh please make them stop

build yourself a wall
and then piss on their rainbows
they will take cover

images only waves on the sea
the sea has got no colors
nothing out there but the sea the desert

It's rather childish
when you can't articulate
Call people rude names

oh hai! cheezburger
is cheezy. srsly.
nom nom. kthxbye.

one two three four five
one two three four five six more
one two three four five

Your search is broke like
your face. Haiku Village will
count your syllables.

i hear what you say
haiku village idiots
how embarrassing

I had a quick look
If you think BadHaiku's bad
Try Haiku Village

Sorry but you have to do better than that to tempt me away

Submit bad haiku.
Naughty? I could never be.
Nasty all the time.

The Haiku Village
Syllables counted for you
a poet's delight

dump a therapist?
more difficult than scraping
shit off a sneaker

pinchin' and a loaf ?
that has a nice ring to it
lazy shit indeed

A languid summer
Reading Pynchon in the loo
That shit is sublime

as the present time
there's not a lot to be said
and sometimes there's less

WoW there boy. Need help?
Get that chip off your shoulder
No one hates you. Yet!

the time gemini...
is supposed to be of speech
the talk of the town...

i note that some carp
when one disliked is here but
there's more to life...right...

flesh and blood haiku
it's the chewing and the cud
penis in the palm

A haiku desert
Where has everybody gone?
No one is posting

a push drive in up
yoga in nature is real
water and air..breathe

Mashed in a storm drain
A seventeen-year-old boy
His mates say "just fun"

I gift them freely
Carry my troubles away
Swift deep dark waters

solo, living free
willow fronds caress my sleep
living green whispers

A pathetic thing
Man sleeping on a doorstep
His blanket stolen

Are itching, burning
peeling, flaking, cankerous
red sores a problem?

Those pathetic things
only the poor can afford
Collect the whole set!

This schlerotic day
prescribes champagne, blood and fear
what is not to love?

lost worlds, lost at sea?
adrift from moorings, ripples
wave you away from the shore

lost at sea? what world?
melting concepts, renewing
relationships' flow

connecting changes
as our relationships grow
with self and others

quiet beauty heals
refreshes searching spirit
sets a course for home

I wish you loving
I wish you restoration
I wish you peace

Lost at sea? sea, sea
stormy and peaceful as bliss
My ocean will soothe

temperature hot,
sun always in the same time,
... but rain on!

I'm a little lost
World and I drifting apart
Need to reconnect

Sometimes it drifts near
It's tantalisingly close
Feel it surround me

I will find myself
I will go to a quite place
Somewhere beautiful