oh hai! cheezburger
is cheezy. srsly.
nom nom. kthxbye.

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Your search is broke like
your face. Haiku Village will
count your syllables.

i hear what you say
haiku village idiots
how embarrassing

I had a quick look
If you think BadHaiku's bad
Try Haiku Village

Sorry but you have to do better than that to tempt me away

Submit bad haiku.
Naughty? I could never be.
Nasty all the time.

The Haiku Village
Syllables counted for you
a poet's delight

dump a therapist?
more difficult than scraping
shit off a sneaker

pinchin' and a loaf ?
that has a nice ring to it
lazy shit indeed

A languid summer
Reading Pynchon in the loo
That shit is sublime

as the present time
there's not a lot to be said
and sometimes there's less

WoW there boy. Need help?
Get that chip off your shoulder
No one hates you. Yet!

the time gemini...
is supposed to be of speech
the talk of the town...

i note that some carp
when one disliked is here but
there's more to life...right...

flesh and blood haiku
it's the chewing and the cud
penis in the palm

A haiku desert
Where has everybody gone?
No one is posting

a push drive in up
yoga in nature is real
water and air..breathe

Mashed in a storm drain
A seventeen-year-old boy
His mates say "just fun"

I gift them freely
Carry my troubles away
Swift deep dark waters

solo, living free
willow fronds caress my sleep
living green whispers

A pathetic thing
Man sleeping on a doorstep
His blanket stolen

Are itching, burning
peeling, flaking, cankerous
red sores a problem?

Those pathetic things
only the poor can afford
Collect the whole set!

This schlerotic day
prescribes champagne, blood and fear
what is not to love?

lost worlds, lost at sea?
adrift from moorings, ripples
wave you away from the shore

lost at sea? what world?
melting concepts, renewing
relationships' flow

connecting changes
as our relationships grow
with self and others

quiet beauty heals
refreshes searching spirit
sets a course for home

I wish you loving
I wish you restoration
I wish you peace

Lost at sea? sea, sea
stormy and peaceful as bliss
My ocean will soothe

temperature hot,
sun always in the same time,
... but rain on!

I'm a little lost
World and I drifting apart
Need to reconnect

Sometimes it drifts near
It's tantalisingly close
Feel it surround me

I will find myself
I will go to a quite place
Somewhere beautiful

the taste of chocolate
the sound of a breaking wave
the colour of sky

truenos y oscuridad,
sonido de la lluvia al caer,
oscuridad

dust clouds in darkness
illuminated by cars
dreams are born from this

silence; voices hushed
left strangled by the phone line -
unrequited love

Desolate shit hole
Oil refinery and sand
And ugly woman

russkia kiska
purring softly by my ear
let's get drunk and fuck

She's some hot woman
I'd like to cool her down with
My heat exchanger

Gearing up on things wireless
Echoing mirrors, flying dust
Secret shit's on my ass

Western decadence went
Oops, Beyond control
No clue what they haiku bout

they're here from tee vee
breakfast awkward fork bending
blonde child construction worker

drunk philosophy
conversation seems quite deep
alone together

birdie in the sky
dookie in my eye..oh no
not dookie..fish slime!!!!

little things can say
happy mad laughter or glad...
today for me i FEeeeEL

click the synth button
patterns fill the output track
grid of time ..oh math

Though Everyone Knows me
they know I an

Though Everyone Knows me
they don

Touch the silkiness
Teasingly with my soft tongue
Persuade you its spring

To smell your sweet scent
Gently persuade to open
Teasingly tight bud

Peel back your sheathing
Kiss your delicate petals
Taste your sweet nectar

the silent courtyard,
crossed by girl in high heels -
pigeons fly away

so we're all alive
on this small lonely planet
and later we die

gRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU FORGET ABOUT
MY ACHE my heart ...type and blot
run run run run fall

it's allright tonight
tomorrow I'll see the sun
i hope maybe not

blossoms get blown by
kats and winds which strength is true
universal knows

goodbye sweet wine
wind of time and lullabye
rock me gently..sleep

;(

shy girl tired girl
woman gone away today
what is girl to do

roald dahl's garden
dripping with alium heads
stars on sticks in buds

open and wanting
honey rain and sunshine lips
but monochrome sky

in my head thinking
body gone to tight closed bud
write on monochrome

stain me with blue ink
tattoo my skin with lip marks
bottom to the top

head rules body still
and later dancing wildly
passionate swaying

body rules thinking
what is there to know, oh show
body language - shush

G-Day's Stuck with Me.
Chilling pink mist dawn
Thinking where's she.

Spying career well over
They think of me well
in Kokabura Fighting Club.