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Haiku # 41236 June 13, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your search is broke like
your face. Haiku Village will
count your syllables.
Haiku # 41235 June 13, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by ZenMaster Z of Seattle
i hear what you say
haiku village idiots
how embarrassing
Haiku # 41234 June 13, 2008 6:06 am ET
by ash
I had a quick look
If you think BadHaiku's bad
Try Haiku Village

Sorry but you have to do better than that to tempt me away
Haiku # 41233 June 13, 2008 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Submit bad haiku.
Naughty? I could never be.
Nasty all the time.
Haiku # 41232 June 13, 2008 1:57 am ET
by matthuhiggins of seattle
The Haiku Village
Syllables counted for you
a poet's delight
Haiku # 41231 June 12, 2008 8:33 pm ET
by HaikuVillage.com of USA
dump a therapist?
more difficult than scraping
shit off a sneaker
Haiku # 41230 June 12, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Gohlkus of Oakland, CA
pinchin' and a loaf ?
that has a nice ring to it
lazy shit indeed
Haiku # 41229 June 12, 2008 12:51 am ET
by ash
A languid summer
Reading Pynchon in the loo
That shit is sublime
Haiku # 41228 June 11, 2008 11:23 pm ET
by Lush
as the present time
there's not a lot to be said
and sometimes there's less
Haiku # 41227 June 11, 2008 9:04 am ET
by ash
WoW there boy. Need help?
Get that chip off your shoulder
No one hates you. Yet!

Haiku # 41226 June 11, 2008 3:30 am ET
by Little paranoid aren
the time gemini...
is supposed to be of speech
the talk of the town...
Haiku # 41225 June 10, 2008 5:43 pm ET
by bs
i note that some carp
when one disliked is here but
there's more to life...right...
Haiku # 41224 June 10, 2008 5:42 pm ET
by bs
flesh and blood haiku
it's the chewing and the cud
penis in the palm
Haiku # 41223 June 8, 2008 4:42 pm ET
by sf
A haiku desert
Where has everybody gone?
No one is posting
Haiku # 41222 June 8, 2008 7:18 am ET
by William Nippress
a push drive in up
yoga in nature is real
water and air..breathe
Haiku # 41221 June 6, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by better better better
Mashed in a storm drain
A seventeen-year-old boy
His mates say "just fun"

Haiku # 41220 June 5, 2008 6:37 am ET
by I wonder what they do for fun
I gift them freely
Carry my troubles away
Swift deep dark waters
Haiku # 41219 June 4, 2008 5:41 am ET
by William Nippress
solo, living free
willow fronds caress my sleep
living green whispers
Haiku # 41218 June 3, 2008 7:21 pm ET
by dpf of green sleep
A pathetic thing
Man sleeping on a doorstep
His blanket stolen
Haiku # 41217 June 2, 2008 8:32 am ET
by Dancing fool
Are itching, burning
peeling, flaking, cankerous
red sores a problem?
Haiku # 41216 May 31, 2008 11:46 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Those pathetic things
only the poor can afford
Collect the whole set!
Haiku # 41215 May 31, 2008 11:38 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
This schlerotic day
prescribes champagne, blood and fear
what is not to love?
Haiku # 41214 May 31, 2008 11:34 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
lost worlds, lost at sea?
adrift from moorings, ripples
wave you away from the shore

lost at sea? what world?
melting concepts, renewing
relationships' flow

connecting changes
as our relationships grow
with self and others

quiet beauty heals
refreshes searching spirit
sets a course for home

I wish you loving
I wish you restoration
I wish you peace

Lost at sea? sea, sea
stormy and peaceful as bliss
My ocean will soothe
Haiku # 41213 May 30, 2008 2:23 pm ET
by DP Fab of wild waters, soft bays
temperature hot,
sun always in the same time,
... but rain on!
Haiku # 41212 May 30, 2008 5:46 am ET
by Kagehime15 of Padova, Italy & Madrid, Spain
I'm a little lost
World and I drifting apart
Need to reconnect

Sometimes it drifts near
It's tantalisingly close
Feel it surround me

I will find myself
I will go to a quite place
Somewhere beautiful

Haiku # 41211 May 30, 2008 5:46 am ET
by Dancing Fool
the taste of chocolate
the sound of a breaking wave
the colour of sky
Haiku # 41210 May 29, 2008 6:59 am ET
by ash
truenos y oscuridad,
sonido de la lluvia al caer,
oscuridad
Haiku # 41209 May 28, 2008 8:47 pm ET
by Kagehime15 of Padova, Italy & Madrid, Spain
dust clouds in darkness
illuminated by cars
dreams are born from this
Haiku # 41208 May 28, 2008 5:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
silence; voices hushed
left strangled by the phone line -
unrequited love
Haiku # 41207 May 27, 2008 2:51 pm ET
by vince
Desolate shit hole
Oil refinery and sand
And ugly woman
Haiku # 41206 May 25, 2008 7:30 am ET
by Jubail
russkia kiska
purring softly by my ear
let's get drunk and fuck
Haiku # 41202 May 24, 2008 9:18 pm ET
by ap of Al Jubail
She's some hot woman
I'd like to cool her down with
My heat exchanger
Haiku # 41201 May 24, 2008 4:40 am ET
by Firman SAM the Man of Get My hose out
Gearing up on things wireless
Echoing mirrors, flying dust
Secret shit's on my ass
Haiku # 41200 May 23, 2008 9:17 am ET
by Milos
Western decadence went
Oops, Beyond control
No clue what they haiku bout
Haiku # 41199 May 23, 2008 9:12 am ET
by Milos
they're here from tee vee
breakfast awkward fork bending
blonde child construction worker
Haiku # 41198 May 23, 2008 12:32 am ET
by electricboa of toronto
drunk philosophy
conversation seems quite deep
alone together
Haiku # 41197 May 22, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by technokoi of Venice Beach
birdie in the sky
dookie in my eye..oh no
not dookie..fish slime!!!!
Haiku # 41196 May 21, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by next thing ya know it will be the pigs
little things can say
happy mad laughter or glad...
today for me i FEeeeEL
Haiku # 41195 May 20, 2008 11:59 am ET
by LOL..yep that s the click
click the synth button
patterns fill the output track
grid of time ..oh math
Haiku # 41194 May 20, 2008 11:37 am ET
by geospectrum of nothing
Though Everyone Knows me
they know I an
Haiku # 41193 May 20, 2008 3:04 am ET
by Milos "ako me se sete, sete" Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Though Everyone Knows me
they don
Haiku # 41192 May 20, 2008 3:02 am ET
by Milos "ako me se sete, sete" Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Touch the silkiness
Teasingly with my soft tongue
Persuade you its spring

To smell your sweet scent
Gently persuade to open
Teasingly tight bud

Peel back your sheathing
Kiss your delicate petals
Taste your sweet nectar
Haiku # 41191 May 17, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Will have his way
the silent courtyard,
crossed by girl in high heels -
pigeons fly away
Haiku # 41190 May 16, 2008 9:01 am ET
by elio of from work for now
so we're all alive
on this small lonely planet
and later we die
Haiku # 41189 May 16, 2008 5:14 am ET
by ash
gRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU FORGET ABOUT
MY ACHE my heart ...type and blot
run run run run fall

it's allright tonight
tomorrow I'll see the sun
i hope maybe not

blossoms get blown by
kats and winds which strength is true
universal knows

goodbye sweet wine
wind of time and lullabye
rock me gently..sleep

;(
Haiku # 41188 May 16, 2008 1:25 am ET
by mARYYYWANNAsTOP
shy girl tired girl
woman gone away today
what is girl to do

roald dahl's garden
dripping with alium heads
stars on sticks in buds

open and wanting
honey rain and sunshine lips
but monochrome sky

in my head thinking
body gone to tight closed bud
write on monochrome

stain me with blue ink
tattoo my skin with lip marks
bottom to the top

head rules body still
and later dancing wildly
passionate swaying

body rules thinking
what is there to know, oh show
body language - shush
Haiku # 41187 May 15, 2008 6:49 pm ET
by DPFab of rhythmic freedom
G-Day's Stuck with Me.
Chilling pink mist dawn
Thinking where's she.
Haiku # 41186 May 15, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."
Spying career well over
They think of me well
in Kokabura Fighting Club.
Haiku # 41185 May 15, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."
Got a thing for hairy cunts
66 lbs. tension, natural gut
I am doing away the standards
Haiku # 41184 May 15, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by Milos V. /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."