Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Touch the silkiness
Teasingly with my soft tongue
Persuade you its spring

To smell your sweet scent
Gently persuade to open
Teasingly tight bud

Peel back your sheathing
Kiss your delicate petals
Taste your sweet nectar
Haiku # 41191, May 17, 2008 5:09 am ET
by Will have his way
the silent courtyard,
crossed by girl in high heels -
pigeons fly away
Haiku # 41190, May 16, 2008 9:01 am ET
by elio of from work for now
so we're all alive
on this small lonely planet
and later we die
Haiku # 41189, May 16, 2008 5:14 am ET
by ash
gRRRRRRRRRRR
YOU FORGET ABOUT
MY ACHE my heart ...type and blot
run run run run fall

it's allright tonight
tomorrow I'll see the sun
i hope maybe not

blossoms get blown by
kats and winds which strength is true
universal knows

goodbye sweet wine
wind of time and lullabye
rock me gently..sleep

;(
Haiku # 41188, May 16, 2008 1:25 am ET
by mARYYYWANNAsTOP
shy girl tired girl
woman gone away today
what is girl to do

roald dahl's garden
dripping with alium heads
stars on sticks in buds

open and wanting
honey rain and sunshine lips
but monochrome sky

in my head thinking
body gone to tight closed bud
write on monochrome

stain me with blue ink
tattoo my skin with lip marks
bottom to the top

head rules body still
and later dancing wildly
passionate swaying

body rules thinking
what is there to know, oh show
body language - shush
Haiku # 41187, May 15, 2008 6:49 pm ET
by DPFab of rhythmic freedom
G-Day's Stuck with Me.
Chilling pink mist dawn
Thinking where's she.
Haiku # 41186, May 15, 2008 1:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."
Spying career well over
They think of me well
in Kokabura Fighting Club.
Haiku # 41185, May 15, 2008 1:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."
Got a thing for hairy cunts
66 lbs. tension, natural gut
I am doing away the standards
Haiku # 41184, May 15, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by Milos V. /not a standard/ of The Republic of Vozdovac, Belgrade, Serbia. "Nas kraj - nasa pravila."
hoes to the left, right
how lucky
to be in Europe tonight
Haiku # 41183, May 15, 2008 1:31 pm ET
by Milos V. /not a standard/ of Belgrade, Serbia
at play in the night
claims she doesn't do small talk
yet bitch stole my seat
Haiku # 41182, May 14, 2008 1:47 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Mania Fixation
addiction Fascination
Obsession Passion
Haiku # 41181, May 14, 2008 5:14 am ET
by Such is the Human condition
guard your goods-
a copycat has gone astray
robbing honesty
Haiku # 41180, May 14, 2008 4:35 am ET
by Merel Schäfer of The Netherlands
Im gonna stand up
And try again
and fall once more :(
Haiku # 41179, May 12, 2008 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why is a female dog a bad word ???
How do words commit their crime?
Haiku # 41178, May 12, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by Knowledge Thief of Somewhere
The leaf falls
down and down
to the end of nothing
Haiku # 41177, May 12, 2008 7:48 pm ET
by Rein Lynn of Somewhere
An old pond
a frog jumps in
-the sound of water
Haiku # 41176, May 12, 2008 7:45 pm ET
by Rein Lynn of Somewhere
happiness plays
its rule in life
count your blessings
Haiku # 41175, May 12, 2008 7:44 pm ET
by Rein Lynn of Somewhere
whitsunday-
and the wind whispers Mary
for a change
Haiku # 41174, May 12, 2008 3:41 am ET
by Merel Schäfer of The Netherlands
some places are spots
nestled in wild realms and these
be paris of da deer
Haiku # 41173, May 11, 2008 11:55 pm ET
by bs
Paris yesterday
we Tangoed in a small park
Sunshone through the trees

Our dancing Tango
Has become an obsession
Addiction to dance

Cafe people watched
Smiling at our endeavours
Wishing they could join

Paris for the day
Best birthday gift ever had
I love that City
Haiku # 41172, May 11, 2008 5:44 am ET
by Dancing Fool of Thank you Machiko
Realy like your work
It gets better every day
Wewll done Elio
Haiku # 41171, May 11, 2008 5:25 am ET
by Nice one Elio
laid out views direct
long vibrating waves of sound
timing of this clip
Haiku # 41170, May 10, 2008 3:34 pm ET
by sex
Men are like the bees
women are like pollen
now we have honey
Haiku # 41169, May 10, 2008 10:53 am ET
by mike of sunzi61@hotmail.com
self imposed constraint,
fine for life but not for this -
smash a tin of paint
Haiku # 41168, May 10, 2008 6:30 am ET
by the agreeable slave of cargo ship vincenza
slow pale sun rise,
terracotta tiles shine -
birds begin to sing
Haiku # 41167, May 10, 2008 6:16 am ET
by elio of early, early morning...
wet path
running dog
disturbs the leaves
Haiku # 41166, May 9, 2008 10:47 am ET
by waveydave of Ireland
Senile happiness
Our bad memories will fade
Age smoothes out the bumps
Haiku # 41165, May 9, 2008 4:56 am ET
by Not exactly looking forward to it of But Hey Ho
as we keep going
many a snare leads a soul to
waste in the dust
Haiku # 41164, May 8, 2008 9:51 am ET
by ssss
La Cumparsita
What city you ask. You should
Try and use Google
Haiku # 41163, May 8, 2008 5:05 am ET
by That way lay all answers
we say cuss words
but how did they become\
I wonder so
Haiku # 41162, May 7, 2008 8:17 pm ET
by Kira Kira
The rain falls
the water puddles
and we slip...
Haiku # 41161, May 7, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old pond
a frog jumps in
-the sound of water
Haiku # 41160, May 7, 2008 8:12 pm ET
by Kira Kira
a smile remembered
eager bright eyes reflecting
the moment we shared
Haiku # 41159, May 7, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
exoneration
vintage prison toilet wine
intoxication
Haiku # 41158, May 7, 2008 3:55 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
if we are having
fun doing this then well um
here's the chianti...
Haiku # 41157, May 7, 2008 10:08 am ET
by bs of yes, he eats pizza with the chianti
Addiction to words
I know where you're coming from
Get my Haiku fix
Haiku # 41156, May 7, 2008 6:00 am ET
by Nice one Vince
you know why I came
no one but myself to blame
this haiku is lame
Haiku # 41155, May 7, 2008 1:42 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
counting syllables
the poet paints a landscape
with words as constraint

hopeless addictions
of dreamers compelled to write
no napkin is safe
Haiku # 41154, May 6, 2008 8:36 pm ET
by vince
ghosts of abbie hoff-
mann and barry goldwater
on firing line, ghost

of mr. William F. Buckley
residing over
the pigasus deal
Haiku # 41153, May 6, 2008 4:55 pm ET
by BS of and a monster truck
sat amongst daisys'
white feather clouds,
circle the sun
Haiku # 41152, May 6, 2008 12:02 pm ET
by elio of check this out, pls, youll buzz of it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJdxJ5llh5A
just too many nights
of being with, to now be
suddenly without
Haiku # 41151, May 6, 2008 1:05 am ET
by vince
Cinco de Drinko
I piss in your direction
Frenchman double hump
Haiku # 41150, May 5, 2008 8:31 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
so youtube kero-
uac, given to facial tics
and given sadness
Haiku # 41149, May 5, 2008 3:59 pm ET
by bs
tell me, is it me
or that bubbly that comforts
and unwraps your soul

i can match that thirst
but mine is for human touch
baby gimme some
Haiku # 41148, May 5, 2008 10:09 am ET
by vince
Word picture painted
Transported, you took me there
with your description
Haiku # 41147, May 5, 2008 5:32 am ET
by another nice one Elio
i have caught a glimpse
what my life is to become
in your loneliness
Haiku # 41146, May 4, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by vince
token resistance
to the powers of hell and
puppets march onward...
Haiku # 41145, May 4, 2008 7:37 pm ET
by bs
Cheese is good for heart
But sometimes it makes me fart
Will eat anyway








Haiku # 41144, May 3, 2008 7:19 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
love's flickering flame
fire overwhelms great passion
only to burn out
Haiku # 41143, May 3, 2008 4:44 pm ET
by Heidebee
but still on our roads
the blue haired lady swerves, she's
just 20 on a cell...
Haiku # 41142, May 3, 2008 11:54 am ET
by bs
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