I'm on a roll and
need cheese and a bun to stop
this burgers for you

if people worry
about work, neighbors, home, life, peace
this world chokes me out...

what is it that in
anger, I accused
canada of marx...

it was about big J
and then Americans are the
bottom of the you

know, popularity
contest in the news then
but does calling folks

either liberal scum
or knuckle dragging bubbas
solve anything...

the shocking or the
kinds of people who end up
on the judge judy

suing people over
spilled coffee, sigh, snort, grunt
why do useless, live?

I can't stop sometimes
with the mountains of haiku
like celestial....

always someone more
shocking than the next till "gasp!"
he's moral, oh shit...

the internet is
a tower of babel of
information things...

some people do nothing
some people do everything
some folks smoke pot

I want to kick to
wake people up from their work
work work work work work

routines are comfort
like this one is to me and
denies should bes...

destroy my syntax
with a sad format error
the shame of it all

it's feast and famine
some are worse some are better they're all bad haiku

what's faster than that??
presto and shazam degree
it's prestissimo

from a hand, from place
contribution to a trick
ante up muffin

Oh my great zeugma
come to me, my mind and home
yoking bonding love

that sounds beautiful
her natural grains open
and u remember

demand everything
But, your question, it was yours
just can't be answered

harsh, damp, piercing wind
ambiguity arise
with Mary Janes lies

turn foot with the clock
contrasting expression hand
tries not to switch six

transitional light
"I am leaving" Mary said
you want me to stay

of little she knew
volunteer she did nothing
of him she came to

i like little kids

they please my big, throbbing cock

blowjobs, 69

coincidence? yes??
college prof wants poetry
in community

All those nice haiku
Came from some silly young child
Stupidness is great!

who to the rescue??
why it's...it's BAD HAIKU MAN!!!
Oh I love him sooooooooo

why is lemonade
that is made not from lemons
well, called lemonade????

my dog needs a bath
bad breath is going on too
I'll pay for the groom

lasagna sounds nice
dinner will be good tonight
I must go shopping

a metal red truck
a child's hand races it
the floor is the track

it's not a big deal
when someone gives you a hug
I can't help but love

one last breath, we take
the sword as the demons come
out, and go to war

keep the waters on
the flow and wash out these dark
stygian crap stalls

why is it the shit
people who shit about like
to cover all bases

they creep into life
taking over joy, love, truth
trying to shit life

what is said in jokes
is closer to the truth, so
losers often are

the punchline, they are
the subject of the joke and
come out of the blue

if anyone finds some
joy, the sickness of others
some need to be hit

pulp fiction was for
the depraved and unhappy
drink yourself to death

downward spiral is
just another name for "rut"
they reach out, pull in...

I feel like writing
haiku to bury all this
compost, it's...stupid

now it's my turn, I
want to stick a foot up some
person's rear end now

and we get the fresh
air in hoping to clean up
the mess of cowards

ok, someone needs to
clean up this mess, because this stuff
is just damn evil

my big, veiny cock
kids really enjoy it now
i use blood for lube

the bloody fetus,
begs for more of my big cock,
so i will give it.

i slit the tight pussy.
yes the knife is cold.
she likes my shit.

tired of raping?
kids in my basement are not
im going to go now

josh,josh,josh,josh,josh
look at it,look at it,josh
a mustache,mustache

a mustash mustah
she has big harry mushah
a mustash mustah

i really like kids
in my basement i beat them
they suck my hard cock

Making love to her
Sleeping in a bed of nails
Theres a boner either way

or should i use noose?
still no one listens.
i think ill use the noose

fuck me in the ass
please do it until i bleed
i still want more chris