Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

if anyone finds some
joy, the sickness of others
some need to be hit
Haiku # 40913, April 11, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
pulp fiction was for
the depraved and unhappy
drink yourself to death
Haiku # 40912, April 11, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
downward spiral is
just another name for "rut"
they reach out, pull in...
Haiku # 40911, April 11, 2008 12:42 pm ET
by bs
I feel like writing
haiku to bury all this
compost, it's...stupid
Haiku # 40910, April 11, 2008 12:40 pm ET
by bs
now it's my turn, I
want to stick a foot up some
person's rear end now
Haiku # 40909, April 11, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by bs
and we get the fresh
air in hoping to clean up
the mess of cowards
Haiku # 40908, April 11, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
ok, someone needs to
clean up this mess, because this stuff
is just damn evil
Haiku # 40907, April 11, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
my big, veiny cock
kids really enjoy it now
i use blood for lube
Haiku # 40906, April 11, 2008 10:36 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the bloody fetus,
begs for more of my big cock,
so i will give it.
Haiku # 40905, April 11, 2008 10:34 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
i slit the tight pussy.
yes the knife is cold.
she likes my shit.

Haiku # 40904, April 11, 2008 10:33 am ET
by bill hunter of philly
tired of raping?
kids in my basement are not
im going to go now
Haiku # 40903, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY of new york
josh,josh,josh,josh,josh
look at it,look at it,josh
a mustache,mustache
Haiku # 40902, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by emily of new york
a mustash mustah
she has big harry mushah
a mustash mustah
Haiku # 40900, April 11, 2008 10:29 am ET
by emily of josh
i really like kids
in my basement i beat them
they suck my hard cock
Haiku # 40899, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
Making love to her
Sleeping in a bed of nails
Theres a boner either way
Haiku # 40898, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Cunt beater
or should i use noose?
still no one listens.
i think ill use the noose
Haiku # 40897, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me in the ass
please do it until i bleed
i still want more chris
Haiku # 40896, April 11, 2008 10:26 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the gun is to my head.
the metal is cold.
it will end soon.
Haiku # 40894, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by ...
i miss hot devin
he is my big hot lover
i miss hot devin
Haiku # 40893, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by a hot gay man of blue
i am such a geek
accumulating hardware
like girls collect shoes
Haiku # 40891, April 11, 2008 10:20 am ET
by ash
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit,
cock cock cock cock cock!
Haiku # 40890, April 11, 2008 10:14 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
and the tsunami
crashes and somehow months pass
we rebuild our worlds
Haiku # 40889, April 11, 2008 10:11 am ET
by black sheep
unemployed again
lazy, can not find a job
moving in with dad
Haiku # 40887, April 10, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Big Mac with large fries
Makes me slow and overweight
Can not run from cops
Haiku # 40886, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Saint Bernard goes poo
Makes a mess on kitchen floor
Should have raised a fish
Haiku # 40885, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
my computer starts
searching for some nudie pix
Jessica Alba
Haiku # 40884, April 10, 2008 8:55 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
bottle of makers
much debauchery now blood
could fuel lawnmower
Haiku # 40883, April 10, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
add up a few things
sherlock oh you got my back
if no one else does
Haiku # 40882, April 10, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by Oh my
after storms of the
century, what of this form
spring of this new time
Haiku # 40881, April 10, 2008 11:48 am ET
by bs
the winter sun
sets against a row of trees -
shadows bring the cold
Haiku # 40880, April 10, 2008 11:30 am ET
by elio
my new motorbike
goes ridiculously fast
wait till it's run in
Haiku # 40879, April 10, 2008 9:22 am ET
by ash
city smog cocoons
an old grave yard
where the birds sing
Haiku # 40878, April 10, 2008 5:37 am ET
by elio
love, how I
long for you to
speak, again dear
Haiku # 40877, April 9, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
well with emos then
the new trend logic sorts, trends
feelings, come and go
Haiku # 40876, April 9, 2008 9:13 am ET
by bs
collegues chatting shit,
spouting aimless opinions
and tit bit remarks
Haiku # 40875, April 9, 2008 8:30 am ET
by elio
snow fell through the night,
the street outside my window,
never looked so sweet
Haiku # 40874, April 9, 2008 7:44 am ET
by elio
the TV's switched off,
a car drives past my window -
I should go to bed
Haiku # 40873, April 9, 2008 5:37 am ET
by elio
ain't nothin' so good
as bad haiku when it rocks
except sex and drugs
Haiku # 40872, April 9, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
yes, somewhere out there
beneath the clear blue sky..some~
it's a good sweet song

awwww~
Haiku # 40871, April 9, 2008 12:52 am ET
by i
for all the people
who feel forsaken tonight
touch is warm a gift
Haiku # 40870, April 9, 2008 12:50 am ET
by love
sweet smells of dew drops
velvet rouge touches of silk
deeply inhale love
Haiku # 40869, April 9, 2008 12:49 am ET
by you
you wear underwear
that's much too tight for your butt
clenches your cheeks tight
Haiku # 40868, April 9, 2008 12:47 am ET
by lets fight
and last but not least
but what if last was a spec
and it was least..small
Haiku # 40867, April 9, 2008 12:41 am ET
by compared to a dust ball anyway
once it's done it's true
just 5 minutes off the heat
it's still cooking juice
Haiku # 40866, April 9, 2008 12:38 am ET
by no mo moo
never mind and all
so what you are saying is
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40865, April 9, 2008 12:34 am ET
by dude seriously GFY
i wear a big wig
I have a screw in my head
it's all coming loose
Haiku # 40864, April 9, 2008 12:30 am ET
by butter is inmate lube
but you'll never know
this feeling that comes from.."it"
broken knowing god
Haiku # 40863, April 9, 2008 12:26 am ET
by 5 emo prince spikes on a crown
the day two plus two
is five is the day i eat
big brother's head...wow
Haiku # 40862, April 8, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by big oh brother black sheep
to be honest I think
canada is the last best
hope for democracy
Haiku # 40861, April 8, 2008 11:24 pm ET
by black sheep of what I must remember
I want to kick me
I want to purge me, right now
such mindless words here

from me
Haiku # 40860, April 8, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by black sheep of this haiku is brought to you by the facial expression head in hands
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