Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

I feel like writing
haiku to bury all this
compost, it's...stupid
Haiku # 40910, April 11, 2008 12:40 pm ET
by bs
now it's my turn, I
want to stick a foot up some
person's rear end now
Haiku # 40909, April 11, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by bs
and we get the fresh
air in hoping to clean up
the mess of cowards
Haiku # 40908, April 11, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
ok, someone needs to
clean up this mess, because this stuff
is just damn evil
Haiku # 40907, April 11, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
my big, veiny cock
kids really enjoy it now
i use blood for lube
Haiku # 40906, April 11, 2008 10:36 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the bloody fetus,
begs for more of my big cock,
so i will give it.
Haiku # 40905, April 11, 2008 10:34 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
i slit the tight pussy.
yes the knife is cold.
she likes my shit.

Haiku # 40904, April 11, 2008 10:33 am ET
by bill hunter of philly
tired of raping?
kids in my basement are not
im going to go now
Haiku # 40903, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY of new york
josh,josh,josh,josh,josh
look at it,look at it,josh
a mustache,mustache
Haiku # 40902, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by emily of new york
a mustash mustah
she has big harry mushah
a mustash mustah
Haiku # 40900, April 11, 2008 10:29 am ET
by emily of josh
i really like kids
in my basement i beat them
they suck my hard cock
Haiku # 40899, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
Making love to her
Sleeping in a bed of nails
Theres a boner either way
Haiku # 40898, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Cunt beater
or should i use noose?
still no one listens.
i think ill use the noose
Haiku # 40897, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me in the ass
please do it until i bleed
i still want more chris
Haiku # 40896, April 11, 2008 10:26 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the gun is to my head.
the metal is cold.
it will end soon.
Haiku # 40894, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by ...
i miss hot devin
he is my big hot lover
i miss hot devin
Haiku # 40893, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by a hot gay man of blue
i am such a geek
accumulating hardware
like girls collect shoes
Haiku # 40891, April 11, 2008 10:20 am ET
by ash
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit,
cock cock cock cock cock!
Haiku # 40890, April 11, 2008 10:14 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
and the tsunami
crashes and somehow months pass
we rebuild our worlds
Haiku # 40889, April 11, 2008 10:11 am ET
by black sheep
unemployed again
lazy, can not find a job
moving in with dad
Haiku # 40887, April 10, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Big Mac with large fries
Makes me slow and overweight
Can not run from cops
Haiku # 40886, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Saint Bernard goes poo
Makes a mess on kitchen floor
Should have raised a fish
Haiku # 40885, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
my computer starts
searching for some nudie pix
Jessica Alba
Haiku # 40884, April 10, 2008 8:55 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
bottle of makers
much debauchery now blood
could fuel lawnmower
Haiku # 40883, April 10, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
add up a few things
sherlock oh you got my back
if no one else does
Haiku # 40882, April 10, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by Oh my
after storms of the
century, what of this form
spring of this new time
Haiku # 40881, April 10, 2008 11:48 am ET
by bs
the winter sun
sets against a row of trees -
shadows bring the cold
Haiku # 40880, April 10, 2008 11:30 am ET
by elio
my new motorbike
goes ridiculously fast
wait till it's run in
Haiku # 40879, April 10, 2008 9:22 am ET
by ash
city smog cocoons
an old grave yard
where the birds sing
Haiku # 40878, April 10, 2008 5:37 am ET
by elio
love, how I
long for you to
speak, again dear
Haiku # 40877, April 9, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
well with emos then
the new trend logic sorts, trends
feelings, come and go
Haiku # 40876, April 9, 2008 9:13 am ET
by bs
collegues chatting shit,
spouting aimless opinions
and tit bit remarks
Haiku # 40875, April 9, 2008 8:30 am ET
by elio
snow fell through the night,
the street outside my window,
never looked so sweet
Haiku # 40874, April 9, 2008 7:44 am ET
by elio
the TV's switched off,
a car drives past my window -
I should go to bed
Haiku # 40873, April 9, 2008 5:37 am ET
by elio
ain't nothin' so good
as bad haiku when it rocks
except sex and drugs
Haiku # 40872, April 9, 2008 4:29 am ET
by ash
yes, somewhere out there
beneath the clear blue sky..some~
it's a good sweet song

awwww~
Haiku # 40871, April 9, 2008 12:52 am ET
by i
for all the people
who feel forsaken tonight
touch is warm a gift
Haiku # 40870, April 9, 2008 12:50 am ET
by love
sweet smells of dew drops
velvet rouge touches of silk
deeply inhale love
Haiku # 40869, April 9, 2008 12:49 am ET
by you
you wear underwear
that's much too tight for your butt
clenches your cheeks tight
Haiku # 40868, April 9, 2008 12:47 am ET
by lets fight
and last but not least
but what if last was a spec
and it was least..small
Haiku # 40867, April 9, 2008 12:41 am ET
by compared to a dust ball anyway
once it's done it's true
just 5 minutes off the heat
it's still cooking juice
Haiku # 40866, April 9, 2008 12:38 am ET
by no mo moo
never mind and all
so what you are saying is
nothing else matters
Haiku # 40865, April 9, 2008 12:34 am ET
by dude seriously GFY
i wear a big wig
I have a screw in my head
it's all coming loose
Haiku # 40864, April 9, 2008 12:30 am ET
by butter is inmate lube
but you'll never know
this feeling that comes from.."it"
broken knowing god
Haiku # 40863, April 9, 2008 12:26 am ET
by 5 emo prince spikes on a crown
the day two plus two
is five is the day i eat
big brother's head...wow
Haiku # 40862, April 8, 2008 11:33 pm ET
by big oh brother black sheep
to be honest I think
canada is the last best
hope for democracy
Haiku # 40861, April 8, 2008 11:24 pm ET
by black sheep of what I must remember
I want to kick me
I want to purge me, right now
such mindless words here

from me
Haiku # 40860, April 8, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by black sheep of this haiku is brought to you by the facial expression head in hands
the mind wanders now
knowing path ahead and yet
powerless against
Haiku # 40859, April 8, 2008 3:24 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Doubt like wave crashes
bitter cold rocks steel resolve
hundred proof whiskey
Haiku # 40858, April 8, 2008 3:18 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
see the bricks and walls
momma's cleansing there's no doubt
she can't help it....... man
Haiku # 40857, April 8, 2008 3:16 pm ET
by and so the purge shall soon be with hate growing faster and more intelligent
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