Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

turn foot with the clock
contrasting expression hand
tries not to switch six
Haiku # 40930, April 12, 2008 2:32 am ET
by der
transitional light
"I am leaving" Mary said
you want me to stay
Haiku # 40929, April 12, 2008 2:26 am ET
by switches
of little she knew
volunteer she did nothing
of him she came to
Haiku # 40928, April 12, 2008 2:24 am ET
by letting go
i like little kids

they please my big, throbbing cock

blowjobs, 69
Haiku # 40927, April 12, 2008 1:39 am ET
by PEDOPHILE of paris
coincidence? yes??
college prof wants poetry
in community
Haiku # 40926, April 11, 2008 4:07 pm ET
by Earlham Iowa News.. LOL
All those nice haiku
Came from some silly young child
Stupidness is great!
Haiku # 40924, April 11, 2008 1:46 pm ET
by Janis
who to the rescue??
why it's...it's BAD HAIKU MAN!!!
Oh I love him sooooooooo
Haiku # 40923, April 11, 2008 1:26 pm ET
by super heroes are for real
why is lemonade
that is made not from lemons
well, called lemonade????
Haiku # 40922, April 11, 2008 1:24 pm ET
by FALSE ADVERTISING
my dog needs a bath
bad breath is going on too
I'll pay for the groom
Haiku # 40921, April 11, 2008 1:23 pm ET
by Doggie Suds
lasagna sounds nice
dinner will be good tonight
I must go shopping
Haiku # 40920, April 11, 2008 1:21 pm ET
by and a glass of wine
a metal red truck
a child's hand races it
the floor is the track
Haiku # 40919, April 11, 2008 1:20 pm ET
by this moment
it's not a big deal
when someone gives you a hug
I can't help but love
Haiku # 40918, April 11, 2008 1:19 pm ET
by run run run ....LEAP!!!
one last breath, we take
the sword as the demons come
out, and go to war
Haiku # 40917, April 11, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by bs
keep the waters on
the flow and wash out these dark
stygian crap stalls
Haiku # 40916, April 11, 2008 12:51 pm ET
by bs
why is it the shit
people who shit about like
to cover all bases

they creep into life
taking over joy, love, truth
trying to shit life
Haiku # 40915, April 11, 2008 12:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what is said in jokes
is closer to the truth, so
losers often are

the punchline, they are
the subject of the joke and
come out of the blue
Haiku # 40914, April 11, 2008 12:48 pm ET
by bs
if anyone finds some
joy, the sickness of others
some need to be hit
Haiku # 40913, April 11, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs
pulp fiction was for
the depraved and unhappy
drink yourself to death
Haiku # 40912, April 11, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
downward spiral is
just another name for "rut"
they reach out, pull in...
Haiku # 40911, April 11, 2008 12:42 pm ET
by bs
I feel like writing
haiku to bury all this
compost, it's...stupid
Haiku # 40910, April 11, 2008 12:40 pm ET
by bs
now it's my turn, I
want to stick a foot up some
person's rear end now
Haiku # 40909, April 11, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by bs
and we get the fresh
air in hoping to clean up
the mess of cowards
Haiku # 40908, April 11, 2008 12:36 pm ET
by bs
ok, someone needs to
clean up this mess, because this stuff
is just damn evil
Haiku # 40907, April 11, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
my big, veiny cock
kids really enjoy it now
i use blood for lube
Haiku # 40906, April 11, 2008 10:36 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the bloody fetus,
begs for more of my big cock,
so i will give it.
Haiku # 40905, April 11, 2008 10:34 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
i slit the tight pussy.
yes the knife is cold.
she likes my shit.

Haiku # 40904, April 11, 2008 10:33 am ET
by bill hunter of philly
tired of raping?
kids in my basement are not
im going to go now
Haiku # 40903, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY of new york
josh,josh,josh,josh,josh
look at it,look at it,josh
a mustache,mustache
Haiku # 40902, April 11, 2008 10:32 am ET
by emily of new york
a mustash mustah
she has big harry mushah
a mustash mustah
Haiku # 40900, April 11, 2008 10:29 am ET
by emily of josh
i really like kids
in my basement i beat them
they suck my hard cock
Haiku # 40899, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
Making love to her
Sleeping in a bed of nails
Theres a boner either way
Haiku # 40898, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Cunt beater
or should i use noose?
still no one listens.
i think ill use the noose
Haiku # 40897, April 11, 2008 10:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck me in the ass
please do it until i bleed
i still want more chris
Haiku # 40896, April 11, 2008 10:26 am ET
by PEDOFILE of new york
the gun is to my head.
the metal is cold.
it will end soon.
Haiku # 40894, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by ...
i miss hot devin
he is my big hot lover
i miss hot devin
Haiku # 40893, April 11, 2008 10:25 am ET
by a hot gay man of blue
i am such a geek
accumulating hardware
like girls collect shoes
Haiku # 40891, April 11, 2008 10:20 am ET
by ash
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit,
cock cock cock cock cock!
Haiku # 40890, April 11, 2008 10:14 am ET
by #1 NAMBLA REPRESENTATIVE
and the tsunami
crashes and somehow months pass
we rebuild our worlds
Haiku # 40889, April 11, 2008 10:11 am ET
by black sheep
unemployed again
lazy, can not find a job
moving in with dad
Haiku # 40887, April 10, 2008 9:03 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Big Mac with large fries
Makes me slow and overweight
Can not run from cops
Haiku # 40886, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Saint Bernard goes poo
Makes a mess on kitchen floor
Should have raised a fish
Haiku # 40885, April 10, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
my computer starts
searching for some nudie pix
Jessica Alba
Haiku # 40884, April 10, 2008 8:55 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
bottle of makers
much debauchery now blood
could fuel lawnmower
Haiku # 40883, April 10, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
add up a few things
sherlock oh you got my back
if no one else does
Haiku # 40882, April 10, 2008 5:26 pm ET
by Oh my
after storms of the
century, what of this form
spring of this new time
Haiku # 40881, April 10, 2008 11:48 am ET
by bs
the winter sun
sets against a row of trees -
shadows bring the cold
Haiku # 40880, April 10, 2008 11:30 am ET
by elio
my new motorbike
goes ridiculously fast
wait till it's run in
Haiku # 40879, April 10, 2008 9:22 am ET
by ash
city smog cocoons
an old grave yard
where the birds sing
Haiku # 40878, April 10, 2008 5:37 am ET
by elio
love, how I
long for you to
speak, again dear
Haiku # 40877, April 9, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by shama of whateveropolis
well with emos then
the new trend logic sorts, trends
feelings, come and go
Haiku # 40876, April 9, 2008 9:13 am ET
by bs
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