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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
confronting sorrow
i've been visiting old ghosts
instead of them me
Haiku # 39543 July 18, 2007 8:56 am ET
by ash
piano again
bum bum bum bumbum bum bum
that's where the fun is
Haiku # 39542 July 18, 2007 2:01 am ET
by MJL
superstitious tear
the red thrones upholstery
the claws of reward
Haiku # 39541 July 17, 2007 9:39 pm ET
by the goose which lays golden eggs
chambers and cupboards
shacks of these glass house times
nutshells of our lives
Haiku # 39540 July 17, 2007 9:02 pm ET
by hay sticks and bricks
break down the bad walls
tests present themselves again
and you win this time
Haiku # 39539 July 17, 2007 1:21 am ET
by promise faith
moxie says goodbye
it's been fun being here for
me, will miss you all
Haiku # 39538 July 15, 2007 1:07 pm ET
by black sheep
here's lookin at you
picture's genuine and good
blessings on your heart
Haiku # 39537 July 15, 2007 12:56 pm ET
by infect the world with it..
he places his hand
upon my breast, heavy sigh
bastard gets bitched slapped
Haiku # 39536 July 14, 2007 2:44 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
white specs of chaos
but only for a moment
then they settle down
Haiku # 39535 July 14, 2007 11:37 am ET
by snow globe
desperate measure
when you run out of oil
then use apple sauce
Haiku # 39534 July 14, 2007 11:33 am ET
by for baking that is..
want to play a game
I remember that movie
also tic tac toe
Haiku # 39533 July 14, 2007 11:29 am ET
by x es and o es..who wins the war..BITE ME FUCKKKER
the rest of my life
forwarding belts tread on so
better fill my cup
Haiku # 39532 July 14, 2007 11:26 am ET
by dog sroinking from the toilet
pop a tic tac babe
freshmints come in a big pack
writer's flock like sheep
Haiku # 39531 July 14, 2007 11:22 am ET
by out of the box
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiies of a wmoen
can be deceived by the hell
which he seeks..those years
Haiku # 39530 July 14, 2007 3:35 am ET
by rotten apple die..chevy pie
the air is still,quite
the freezing touch of his hand
death is by my side
Haiku # 39529 July 13, 2007 7:16 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
soaring toward whores
whilst nursing some horrid sores
spreading the disease
Haiku # 39525 July 13, 2007 4:33 am ET
by Lush
meanwhile most posters
offer naught 'pproaching closure
I fall 'pon my knife
Haiku # 39524 July 13, 2007 4:30 am ET
by Lush
ass co-opting ash
no one is fooled or impressed
why so self-loathing
Haiku # 39523 July 13, 2007 4:27 am ET
by Lush
For engineering,
Massachusetts Institute
of Technology.
Haiku # 39522 July 12, 2007 9:58 pm ET
by Emily B. of Bloomington, IN
fine fingered mis-rule
an intrigueing maneuver
cunning way to win
Haiku # 39521 July 12, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by impressed
the troll seeems to show
inside knowledge of all things
homosexual
Haiku # 39520 July 12, 2007 3:52 am ET
by ash
apostrophe man
admires not your submission
nor your sentiments
Haiku # 39519 July 12, 2007 2:41 am ET
by ash
you may not be blocked
but wait just a little while
and you will be scrubbed
Haiku # 39518 July 12, 2007 2:39 am ET
by ash
something touched unreal
under hidden circumstance
remembering dreams
Haiku # 39503 July 11, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by subhuman
somehow I get a
kick of seeing a crazy
pizza eating a

cheeseburger on a
cell phone in the mtv2
blip on the tube
Haiku # 39502 July 11, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by black sheep
about you baby
I've got a good feeling too!!!
it comes in flashes
Haiku # 39501 July 11, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by just thinking
in flight a new one
winged dove and thoughts of ashes
well choking in them
Haiku # 39500 July 11, 2007 12:02 pm ET
by Tedious topics for troubled times
Dear grace offering
beautiful thanks yous my friend
yes do it again
Haiku # 39493 July 10, 2007 1:26 pm ET
by smiles through quiet doors
he breathes through his mask
and the dark one says to Luke
I am your father
Haiku # 39492 July 10, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by LOL..okay then
Sun like a hammer
Striking blue sky through green leaves
Waking my senses
Haiku # 39477 July 10, 2007 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Not been here lately
Have been watching the antics
Nothing much to say
Haiku # 39476 July 10, 2007 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
dare I to myself
could..should..maybe..let it fly
or not..I don't know
Haiku # 39475 July 9, 2007 9:38 pm ET
by contemplation
steamy hot summer
hiding inside escaping
the humidity
Haiku # 39474 July 9, 2007 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
always the bridesmaid
he sighed disconsolately
and never the bride
Haiku # 39469 July 9, 2007 8:41 am ET
by ash
the world is wide and
still weaved in a web worn by
all these joined vast souls
Haiku # 39463 July 8, 2007 1:14 pm ET
by black sheep
Aha! teh lol cats
all ovr teh interwebs
they all mak me l
Haiku # 39462 July 8, 2007 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what's funny?
Well no, and neither do I
But it's about pigs
Haiku # 39461 July 8, 2007 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
police ring inside
lofty as stride right ago
I sing anyway
Haiku # 39460 July 8, 2007 5:58 am ET
by so negatives dire straights from hell of vain
you clean up da house
scrubbin' an' a-rubbin' hard
yet the dirt persists
Haiku # 39459 July 7, 2007 10:16 pm ET
by ash
Gardening at night
Something to do as well as
an interesting song
Haiku # 39458 July 7, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am old and sad
but you are more pathetic
than either of those
Haiku # 39455 July 7, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by ash
I ignored someone
who got upset about my
wet t-shirt, he left
Haiku # 39450 July 7, 2007 11:31 am ET
by black sheep
that tongue in my cheeks
it's such delicious humour
you sweet homophobe

Haiku # 39449 July 7, 2007 10:02 am ET
by ash
regarding the troll
i know i shouldn't feed it
but it's a cheap thrill
Haiku # 39448 July 7, 2007 9:54 am ET
by ash
listening to you
i can hear the loose echoes
of your anal tone
Haiku # 39447 July 7, 2007 9:53 am ET
by ash
hold up the mirror
intimate knowledge of much
that smells lavendar
Haiku # 39446 July 7, 2007 9:41 am ET
by ash
sweet zabadooey
repetition at its best
predictably so
Haiku # 39445 July 7, 2007 9:39 am ET
by ash
lingering lowly
underneath a hanging moon
just like testicles
Haiku # 39442 July 7, 2007 8:39 am ET
by ash
I painted and shot
I labeled it a piece dead
now that's all I got
Haiku # 39441 July 7, 2007 5:17 am ET
by blue fingernails
cold as a blue tree
blurs of thee angel's mothers
a child cries...feet
Haiku # 39440 July 7, 2007 4:34 am ET
by directionalone