Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

break down the bad walls
tests present themselves again
and you win this time
Haiku # 39539, July 17, 2007 1:21 am ET
by promise faith
moxie says goodbye
it's been fun being here for
me, will miss you all
Haiku # 39538, July 15, 2007 1:07 pm ET
by black sheep
here's lookin at you
picture's genuine and good
blessings on your heart
Haiku # 39537, July 15, 2007 12:56 pm ET
by infect the world with it..
he places his hand
upon my breast, heavy sigh
bastard gets bitched slapped
Haiku # 39536, July 14, 2007 2:44 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
white specs of chaos
but only for a moment
then they settle down
Haiku # 39535, July 14, 2007 11:37 am ET
by snow globe
desperate measure
when you run out of oil
then use apple sauce
Haiku # 39534, July 14, 2007 11:33 am ET
by for baking that is..
want to play a game
I remember that movie
also tic tac toe
Haiku # 39533, July 14, 2007 11:29 am ET
by x es and o es..who wins the war..BITE ME FUCKKKER
the rest of my life
forwarding belts tread on so
better fill my cup
Haiku # 39532, July 14, 2007 11:26 am ET
by dog sroinking from the toilet
pop a tic tac babe
freshmints come in a big pack
writer's flock like sheep
Haiku # 39531, July 14, 2007 11:22 am ET
by out of the box
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiies of a wmoen
can be deceived by the hell
which he seeks..those years
Haiku # 39530, July 14, 2007 3:35 am ET
by rotten apple die..chevy pie
the air is still,quite
the freezing touch of his hand
death is by my side
Haiku # 39529, July 13, 2007 7:16 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
soaring toward whores
whilst nursing some horrid sores
spreading the disease
Haiku # 39525, July 13, 2007 4:33 am ET
by Lush
meanwhile most posters
offer naught 'pproaching closure
I fall 'pon my knife
Haiku # 39524, July 13, 2007 4:30 am ET
by Lush
ass co-opting ash
no one is fooled or impressed
why so self-loathing
Haiku # 39523, July 13, 2007 4:27 am ET
by Lush
For engineering,
Massachusetts Institute
of Technology.
Haiku # 39522, July 12, 2007 9:58 pm ET
by Emily B. of Bloomington, IN
fine fingered mis-rule
an intrigueing maneuver
cunning way to win
Haiku # 39521, July 12, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by impressed
the troll seeems to show
inside knowledge of all things
homosexual
Haiku # 39520, July 12, 2007 3:52 am ET
by ash
apostrophe man
admires not your submission
nor your sentiments
Haiku # 39519, July 12, 2007 2:41 am ET
by ash
you may not be blocked
but wait just a little while
and you will be scrubbed
Haiku # 39518, July 12, 2007 2:39 am ET
by ash
something touched unreal
under hidden circumstance
remembering dreams
Haiku # 39503, July 11, 2007 7:52 pm ET
by subhuman
somehow I get a
kick of seeing a crazy
pizza eating a

cheeseburger on a
cell phone in the mtv2
blip on the tube
Haiku # 39502, July 11, 2007 1:33 pm ET
by black sheep
about you baby
I've got a good feeling too!!!
it comes in flashes
Haiku # 39501, July 11, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by just thinking
in flight a new one
winged dove and thoughts of ashes
well choking in them
Haiku # 39500, July 11, 2007 12:02 pm ET
by Tedious topics for troubled times
Dear grace offering
beautiful thanks yous my friend
yes do it again
Haiku # 39493, July 10, 2007 1:26 pm ET
by smiles through quiet doors
he breathes through his mask
and the dark one says to Luke
I am your father
Haiku # 39492, July 10, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by LOL..okay then
Sun like a hammer
Striking blue sky through green leaves
Waking my senses
Haiku # 39477, July 10, 2007 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Not been here lately
Have been watching the antics
Nothing much to say
Haiku # 39476, July 10, 2007 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
dare I to myself
could..should..maybe..let it fly
or not..I don't know
Haiku # 39475, July 9, 2007 9:38 pm ET
by contemplation
steamy hot summer
hiding inside escaping
the humidity
Haiku # 39474, July 9, 2007 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
always the bridesmaid
he sighed disconsolately
and never the bride
Haiku # 39469, July 9, 2007 8:41 am ET
by ash
the world is wide and
still weaved in a web worn by
all these joined vast souls
Haiku # 39463, July 8, 2007 1:14 pm ET
by black sheep
Aha! teh lol cats
all ovr teh interwebs
they all mak me l
Haiku # 39462, July 8, 2007 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what's funny?
Well no, and neither do I
But it's about pigs
Haiku # 39461, July 8, 2007 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
police ring inside
lofty as stride right ago
I sing anyway
Haiku # 39460, July 8, 2007 5:58 am ET
by so negatives dire straights from hell of vain
you clean up da house
scrubbin' an' a-rubbin' hard
yet the dirt persists
Haiku # 39459, July 7, 2007 10:16 pm ET
by ash
Gardening at night
Something to do as well as
an interesting song
Haiku # 39458, July 7, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am old and sad
but you are more pathetic
than either of those
Haiku # 39455, July 7, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by ash
I ignored someone
who got upset about my
wet t-shirt, he left
Haiku # 39450, July 7, 2007 11:31 am ET
by black sheep
that tongue in my cheeks
it's such delicious humour
you sweet homophobe

Haiku # 39449, July 7, 2007 10:02 am ET
by ash
regarding the troll
i know i shouldn't feed it
but it's a cheap thrill
Haiku # 39448, July 7, 2007 9:54 am ET
by ash
listening to you
i can hear the loose echoes
of your anal tone
Haiku # 39447, July 7, 2007 9:53 am ET
by ash
hold up the mirror
intimate knowledge of much
that smells lavendar
Haiku # 39446, July 7, 2007 9:41 am ET
by ash
sweet zabadooey
repetition at its best
predictably so
Haiku # 39445, July 7, 2007 9:39 am ET
by ash
lingering lowly
underneath a hanging moon
just like testicles
Haiku # 39442, July 7, 2007 8:39 am ET
by ash
I painted and shot
I labeled it a piece dead
now that's all I got
Haiku # 39441, July 7, 2007 5:17 am ET
by blue fingernails
cold as a blue tree
blurs of thee angel's mothers
a child cries...feet
Haiku # 39440, July 7, 2007 4:34 am ET
by directionalone
wiggle wiggle poof
a spell for zabadab-doo
soggy sammiches
Haiku # 39439, July 7, 2007 2:13 am ET
by out of mayo
the biggest insult
i'm not an american
shows how much you know

incidentally
you seem to know a great deal
about all things gay
Haiku # 39438, July 7, 2007 1:33 am ET
by ash
haiku-o-matic
better than the hortibot
quieter as well
Haiku # 39426, July 6, 2007 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The US army
Are a bunch of cocksuckers
No doubt about it
Haiku # 39425, July 6, 2007 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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