I painted and shot
I labeled it a piece dead
now that's all I got

cold as a blue tree
blurs of thee angel's mothers
a child cries...feet

wiggle wiggle poof
a spell for zabadab-doo
soggy sammiches

the biggest insult
i'm not an american
shows how much you know

incidentally
you seem to know a great deal
about all things gay

haiku-o-matic
better than the hortibot
quieter as well

The US army
Are a bunch of cocksuckers
No doubt about it

Sound of indy cars
really loud in the office
Lazy afternoon

oops a double post
following this single post
but they're all haiku

it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku

it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku

industriously
typing as fast as i can
the pages scroll by

productivity
when the product is nothing
possibly isn't

i note your absence
and i just can't get enough
wish there was lots more

peter paul and mary
where have all the haiku gone
long long time ago

i fill up this page
because i know you'll find it
so provocative

flowing easily
a torrent of non haiku
yet in haiku form

it's so effortless
feel free to write nothing too
it's working for me

is there a purpose
totally irrelevant
electrons are cheap

inevitably
i've got nothing else to say
but that won't stop me

what's that you wonder
why does he do such a thing
it's a compulsion

let me hog this page
writing numerous haiku
for no good purpose

here's another one
without anything to say
but taking up space

the breaths between words
the spaces between haiku
don't mean much, really

shutting the fuck up
can be really difficult
like saying something

can i fill this page ?
maybe, but in any case
i can fill my pants

flatulent oboe
a limited repertoire
blowing pointlessly

loud yet lonely noise
can never fill the vacuum
of being unloved

I ordered a beer
an easle, some paint and fine
just for me tonight

whhhoodoo you dooomooo??
that's right like as in..you know
when milkin' the cow

yes, i did thank you
funny these amusing bits
just like other guys

spilled, left, counter top
small grounds are without the wind
dirty ol dishrag

in fact the zen of
the matter is keeping calm
in the face of fools

looking for love here
there, everywhere, the words click
or scratch like chalkboards...

Just ignore the troll
Draw no attention to it
It will go away

Scream Konichiwa!
Like really do it right now
For I cannot hear

computer artwork
pixel by motherfucking
pixel, dots and grids

The delete button
My wonderful friend and pal
Gives my life purpose

light blue and dark blue
saturations of value
colour wheel of life

the rain falls lightly
puddles splash up from the cars
streetcar rumbles by

zabbadoobydoo
more predictable than death
and less amusing

while we work for play
wandering humanity
what's insanity?

Stars wink at the Sun
while he sinks below the ground
unrequited love

We're going down, so
to speak, for maintenance right now.
See you all next week

tell me what you see
is it negative..ugly
difference in you

not applying sales
your heart needs a big breather
so you get the good

are your friends nice peeps
do they speak volumes about
great people around

creativity
it's in us all, we block it
preferring numbness

zabba dabba you the man
feeble in your mental span
though alaska's mighty cool
you come nowhere close you tool

and so the dancers of haiku turn
some know how and some don't learn
try as you might you feeble turd
you'll never have the final word

fame is such a fleeting drug
till *pffft!* janis pulls the plug
though you'll be back i have no doubt
you're gone when janis rubs you out

ah, zabadooey
placed amongst mental midgets
you'd still come up short

someone hired me
yesterday. a sinking boat
handing out life rafts

Zabba dabba doooooooo
the wonderful light of ours
chasing butterflies

magical beauty
mystified by what they see
in the gallery