flatulent oboe
a limited repertoire
blowing pointlessly

loud yet lonely noise
can never fill the vacuum
of being unloved

I ordered a beer
an easle, some paint and fine
just for me tonight

whhhoodoo you dooomooo??
that's right like as in..you know
when milkin' the cow

yes, i did thank you
funny these amusing bits
just like other guys

spilled, left, counter top
small grounds are without the wind
dirty ol dishrag

in fact the zen of
the matter is keeping calm
in the face of fools

looking for love here
there, everywhere, the words click
or scratch like chalkboards...

Just ignore the troll
Draw no attention to it
It will go away

Scream Konichiwa!
Like really do it right now
For I cannot hear

computer artwork
pixel by motherfucking
pixel, dots and grids

The delete button
My wonderful friend and pal
Gives my life purpose

light blue and dark blue
saturations of value
colour wheel of life

the rain falls lightly
puddles splash up from the cars
streetcar rumbles by

zabbadoobydoo
more predictable than death
and less amusing

while we work for play
wandering humanity
what's insanity?

Stars wink at the Sun
while he sinks below the ground
unrequited love

We're going down, so
to speak, for maintenance right now.
See you all next week

tell me what you see
is it negative..ugly
difference in you

not applying sales
your heart needs a big breather
so you get the good

are your friends nice peeps
do they speak volumes about
great people around

creativity
it's in us all, we block it
preferring numbness

zabba dabba you the man
feeble in your mental span
though alaska's mighty cool
you come nowhere close you tool

and so the dancers of haiku turn
some know how and some don't learn
try as you might you feeble turd
you'll never have the final word

fame is such a fleeting drug
till *pffft!* janis pulls the plug
though you'll be back i have no doubt
you're gone when janis rubs you out

ah, zabadooey
placed amongst mental midgets
you'd still come up short

someone hired me
yesterday. a sinking boat
handing out life rafts

Zabba dabba doooooooo
the wonderful light of ours
chasing butterflies

magical beauty
mystified by what they see
in the gallery

Vote on my photo
Beautiful Joe on his knees
DPC sux mules

aHAHAHAHAHA..

shall we dance tonight
or just let the leaves turn brown
and the cold snow fall

my dear spin doctor
I'm going to turn this around
heartbreak is bullshit

a day of silence
internet air waves protest
chirp chirp go the birds

correct previous
previous to the other
no missprint t shirts

how far will passion
drive your silence of contract
will you crash and burn

just a brief haiku
to claim the previous one
for my very own

i am so a geek
that you insult isn't one
you pathetic bore

underwear the word
cotten or silky or none
what are you wearing?

A little rosey
the smallest prettiest feet
color for her toes

smell of sun drenched waves
classical conditioning
nature's way of take

dangle of the feel
hanging in uncertainty
awaiting soft land

all their fans are jerks
bell rings and I walk away
smashing ignorance

A single person
There are huge parts of my life
I very much miss
*
The things worth sharing
Between a man and a woman
Normal things in life
*
The love in your eyes
The look that no one else sees
The desire for love
*
To feel your body
The desire to be as one
Touching tenderly
*
Comfortable with you
Recognition of my needs
Your desire for me
*
Welcoming cuddle
Shared enthusiastic kiss
Soft and gentle touch
*
Shared talk of equals
Conversations on the phone
Normal catching up
*
Shared glance in passing
Need to be in your company
Apart I miss you

look another way
fishies sing in the life bowl
scales fall from your eyes

in life's big picnic
you're a few sammiches short
lacking food for thought

My Beautiful Joe
Black star tattooed on his ass
Mucho Sexy Homo

c''mon she hisses
slap my ass and pull my hair
you gotta love it

it's an icky thump
rag and bone on the highway
switch up the volume

now who would hire
non educated momma
who works her ass off

don't get me wrong here
this is the sweetest thing yet
not of ownership

About submissions!
Only a fool keeps repeating
Same mistake again

new mousepad-t-shirt
i can surf everywhere now
on haiku waves

sell some t-shirts here
print ash's haikus on them and
implement digging

watch no good tv
godless marketing people
you shall rot in hell