Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

just a brief haiku
to claim the previous one
for my very own
Haiku # 39289, June 25, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by ash
i am so a geek
that you insult isn't one
you pathetic bore
Haiku # 39288, June 25, 2007 9:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
underwear the word
cotten or silky or none
what are you wearing?

Haiku # 39287, June 25, 2007 5:15 pm ET
by rabbit fur silk lined panties
A little rosey
the smallest prettiest feet
color for her toes
Haiku # 39282, June 25, 2007 11:48 am ET
by delicate painting
smell of sun drenched waves
classical conditioning
nature's way of take
Haiku # 39281, June 25, 2007 11:46 am ET
by kicking and screaming.NOT
dangle of the feel
hanging in uncertainty
awaiting soft land
Haiku # 39280, June 25, 2007 11:39 am ET
by loook out beeeelooooow
all their fans are jerks
bell rings and I walk away
smashing ignorance
Haiku # 39279, June 25, 2007 11:33 am ET
by stereo type me then pfft
A single person
There are huge parts of my life
I very much miss
*
The things worth sharing
Between a man and a woman
Normal things in life
*
The love in your eyes
The look that no one else sees
The desire for love
*
To feel your body
The desire to be as one
Touching tenderly
*
Comfortable with you
Recognition of my needs
Your desire for me
*
Welcoming cuddle
Shared enthusiastic kiss
Soft and gentle touch
*
Shared talk of equals
Conversations on the phone
Normal catching up
*
Shared glance in passing
Need to be in your company
Apart I miss you
Haiku # 39278, June 25, 2007 6:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
look another way
fishies sing in the life bowl
scales fall from your eyes
Haiku # 39277, June 23, 2007 11:49 am ET
by la la la la la la
in life's big picnic
you're a few sammiches short
lacking food for thought
Haiku # 39276, June 23, 2007 10:07 am ET
by ash
My Beautiful Joe
Black star tattooed on his ass
Mucho Sexy Homo
Haiku # 39270, June 21, 2007 12:15 pm ET
by Steven P Ness of Minnesota
c''mon she hisses
slap my ass and pull my hair
you gotta love it
Haiku # 39269, June 21, 2007 7:23 am ET
by ap
it's an icky thump
rag and bone on the highway
switch up the volume
Haiku # 39268, June 21, 2007 7:07 am ET
by ap
now who would hire
non educated momma
who works her ass off
Haiku # 39267, June 20, 2007 10:02 pm ET
by LOL
don't get me wrong here
this is the sweetest thing yet
not of ownership
Haiku # 39266, June 20, 2007 11:54 am ET
by it is of art..learning..respect..feeling
About submissions!
Only a fool keeps repeating
Same mistake again
Haiku # 39265, June 20, 2007 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
new mousepad-t-shirt
i can surf everywhere now
on haiku waves
Haiku # 39264, June 19, 2007 5:39 pm ET
by Austrian of fm4 promotion
sell some t-shirts here
print ash's haikus on them and
implement digging
Haiku # 39263, June 19, 2007 4:56 pm ET
by Pleeeze of Austria
watch no good tv
godless marketing people
you shall rot in hell
Haiku # 39262, June 19, 2007 3:25 pm ET
by Uncensored of Alps
y'all just relax
and remember..if it aint
got your name on it
Haiku # 39261, June 19, 2007 2:38 pm ET
by it aint bout u..silly fuckers
had to set it free
didn't want to but it's life
something very rare
Haiku # 39260, June 19, 2007 11:57 am ET
by James Taylor.you need a friend
I don't mind at all
your words I've cherished throughout
mind in submission
Haiku # 39259, June 19, 2007 11:21 am ET
by the sweetest thing
her little black dress
those long legs and spiked heels
unending cleavage

Haiku # 39258, June 19, 2007 9:12 am ET
by ao
As usual Ash
You
Haiku # 39256, June 19, 2007 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
her blood in vile
coloring covering eyes
she is amazing
Haiku # 39255, June 18, 2007 4:16 pm ET
by tru
I've noticed over
time I too have stayed about
sputtering a bit
Haiku # 39254, June 18, 2007 2:14 pm ET
by black sheep of use the force or how to sneak buddhism into science fiction
I tend to notice
those who are idiots call
others idiots
Haiku # 39253, June 18, 2007 2:13 pm ET
by black sheep of gentian root
it's the "black sheep" here
sorry about the long non
haiku...bye to dad...
Haiku # 39252, June 18, 2007 2:11 pm ET
by black sheep
a beautiful day
warm hands open strectched back
god this feels so good
Haiku # 39251, June 18, 2007 11:53 am ET
by euphoric love..U2
lucidity comes
pink clouds peek into the blue
of course I love you
Haiku # 39250, June 18, 2007 11:12 am ET
by thank you babay
bluest loving eyes
strength in the pull and great hugs
playful and so fun
Haiku # 39249, June 18, 2007 10:59 am ET
by my favorite things..
who let the dog out ?
cry alack and alaska
till you go husky
Haiku # 39248, June 18, 2007 9:00 am ET
by ash
the last kiss he drove
he said it was forever
and it really is
Haiku # 39244, June 18, 2007 2:00 am ET
by Majestis to Majestic Ruins..to the grave
unanswerable
schismantic-ism errors
heterodoxy
Haiku # 39243, June 18, 2007 1:52 am ET
by visions of cirlced colors blinding me
he grew and is still
growing and is rebirthing
the bond between us

that at one time..gone
down a bottle of selfish
hate and lonely pain

and he wants to help
this cycled situation
I am married to

he is my hero..I
absolutely love, adore
and forgive..forget

mushies aren't so bad
growing father's or past one's
loved..wished he was here
Haiku # 39242, June 17, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by A real man.since we are going there
four legs bend and hold
arms and waists and hair smells good
looks so right to me
Haiku # 39240, June 17, 2007 2:40 pm ET
by real lovers ..
the vortex inside
spins a little faster now
instead of subside
Haiku # 39239, June 17, 2007 2:31 pm ET
by but hey thanks anyway
in defense of the 'Press...

always someone in
a place of bull-looney and
the words aimless thrown

like crap throwing chimps
eep. squeep. know not what they do...
and so net madness

isolated voices
speaking to say ill of such
others, and so it

it passes, and the
systems move on and the signs
are still held up high

will work for food, wash
windows, practicing for the
homes of dementia...
Haiku # 39238, June 17, 2007 1:26 pm ET
by black sheep
a confuzzled thing
that is, sammiches and beer
philly steak out cheese...
Haiku # 39237, June 17, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep
lost in deepest kiss
tongues and breath intermingled
she tastes like ocean
Haiku # 39236, June 17, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by ap
dancing with myself
whoa oh uh oh.sweat sweat sweat
if I had the chance
Haiku # 39235, June 17, 2007 10:01 am ET
by billy idol..love him
cheese crackers and grapes
make for a sorry breakfast
but will have to do
Haiku # 39234, June 17, 2007 10:00 am ET
by too much sodium
scattering wild
faces turn up and backs shown
in a child's room
Haiku # 39233, June 17, 2007 9:58 am ET
by 52 pick up
no occupancy
golden calf cafe is still
the door painted shut
Haiku # 39232, June 17, 2007 9:15 am ET
by bugs stuck in the jam
sleepy over~feel
manipulation boredo
craptacular deal

regular standard
monkey dork squeezing mango
rotates right to flush
Haiku # 39231, June 17, 2007 9:09 am ET
by unconditional pillow feather spill
some rampant schism
retrograde chauvinism
pure moronism
Haiku # 39230, June 17, 2007 3:26 am ET
by Lush
imagery in verse
and some metaphor perverse
all poetry lame
Haiku # 39229, June 17, 2007 2:48 am ET
by Lush
simple songs will do
nothing more nothing less here
opening my mind
Haiku # 39228, June 17, 2007 1:17 am ET
by new horizons
emotions hijack
on a deeper level proud
the animal soul
Haiku # 39222, June 16, 2007 12:08 pm ET
by tmt
when all is said and
done all is vanity and
all is said and done
Haiku # 39221, June 16, 2007 12:03 pm ET
by the guy you think is an idiot
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