Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

unanswerable
schismantic-ism errors
heterodoxy
Haiku # 39243, June 18, 2007 1:52 am ET
by visions of cirlced colors blinding me
he grew and is still
growing and is rebirthing
the bond between us

that at one time..gone
down a bottle of selfish
hate and lonely pain

and he wants to help
this cycled situation
I am married to

he is my hero..I
absolutely love, adore
and forgive..forget

mushies aren't so bad
growing father's or past one's
loved..wished he was here
Haiku # 39242, June 17, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by A real man.since we are going there
four legs bend and hold
arms and waists and hair smells good
looks so right to me
Haiku # 39240, June 17, 2007 2:40 pm ET
by real lovers ..
the vortex inside
spins a little faster now
instead of subside
Haiku # 39239, June 17, 2007 2:31 pm ET
by but hey thanks anyway
in defense of the 'Press...

always someone in
a place of bull-looney and
the words aimless thrown

like crap throwing chimps
eep. squeep. know not what they do...
and so net madness

isolated voices
speaking to say ill of such
others, and so it

it passes, and the
systems move on and the signs
are still held up high

will work for food, wash
windows, practicing for the
homes of dementia...
Haiku # 39238, June 17, 2007 1:26 pm ET
by black sheep
a confuzzled thing
that is, sammiches and beer
philly steak out cheese...
Haiku # 39237, June 17, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep
lost in deepest kiss
tongues and breath intermingled
she tastes like ocean
Haiku # 39236, June 17, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by ap
dancing with myself
whoa oh uh oh.sweat sweat sweat
if I had the chance
Haiku # 39235, June 17, 2007 10:01 am ET
by billy idol..love him
cheese crackers and grapes
make for a sorry breakfast
but will have to do
Haiku # 39234, June 17, 2007 10:00 am ET
by too much sodium
scattering wild
faces turn up and backs shown
in a child's room
Haiku # 39233, June 17, 2007 9:58 am ET
by 52 pick up
no occupancy
golden calf cafe is still
the door painted shut
Haiku # 39232, June 17, 2007 9:15 am ET
by bugs stuck in the jam
sleepy over~feel
manipulation boredo
craptacular deal

regular standard
monkey dork squeezing mango
rotates right to flush
Haiku # 39231, June 17, 2007 9:09 am ET
by unconditional pillow feather spill
some rampant schism
retrograde chauvinism
pure moronism
Haiku # 39230, June 17, 2007 3:26 am ET
by Lush
imagery in verse
and some metaphor perverse
all poetry lame
Haiku # 39229, June 17, 2007 2:48 am ET
by Lush
simple songs will do
nothing more nothing less here
opening my mind
Haiku # 39228, June 17, 2007 1:17 am ET
by new horizons
emotions hijack
on a deeper level proud
the animal soul
Haiku # 39222, June 16, 2007 12:08 pm ET
by tmt
when all is said and
done all is vanity and
all is said and done
Haiku # 39221, June 16, 2007 12:03 pm ET
by the guy you think is an idiot
well you went the 2
but the rabbit died no three
never let her go
Haiku # 39220, June 16, 2007 4:31 am ET
by ed iiiiis dead
so what don't you know
well then go to bed and leave
cry, lie, alibi

code# ccd ... 24
Haiku # 39219, June 16, 2007 3:40 am ET
by i before e
rip and dear like steak
with a bib for the hunt/fish
like vains of jenna
Haiku # 39218, June 16, 2007 3:36 am ET
by and i feel it//dog smell//alone
the trees sway gently
and a cat thinks dangerous
while the clouds take shape
Haiku # 39217, June 16, 2007 2:13 am ET
by meow meow..mew mew
be proud you called it
bleeding her out for the show
it is just your heart
Haiku # 39216, June 15, 2007 10:36 pm ET
by hey watch this
ride in on a horse
I called him lightening last night
just thought you should know
Haiku # 39215, June 15, 2007 10:10 pm ET
by eat your peaches
polish his shoes once
you'll be his slave forever
don't do it girlfriend
Haiku # 39214, June 15, 2007 10:08 pm ET
by mteaphors of reality
aye the captain said
I'll go down with me ship..arggghh
into the deep blue
Haiku # 39213, June 15, 2007 10:07 pm ET
by something else in there
like no other sun
going down by way of love
fire burns out slow
Haiku # 39212, June 15, 2007 10:04 pm ET
by and the moon goes with
it's allright okay
take what's real and leave the pain
as long as you can
Haiku # 39211, June 15, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by lost sighted ships
owing nothing to
the well of biting dust days
buckets come up clean
Haiku # 39210, June 15, 2007 8:31 pm ET
by make a wish
haiku

39199
When read in isolation
It does not make sense
*
Specifically
It was for an idiot
Who was there, then gone
*
He may come back soon
But he will go just as quick
Waste of time really
Haiku # 39209, June 15, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
reminder's of fun
some things to be put aside
priorities first
Haiku # 39208, June 14, 2007 5:34 pm ET
by ah shit :(
quite innovative
spaghettimonsterriding
back to jimmie's days
Haiku # 39207, June 14, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by Austrian of enuff is enuff
carlos reygadas
i want to see your movie
mexican love scene
Haiku # 39206, June 14, 2007 4:24 pm ET
by Austrian film enthusiast of Outback
portugese oxbow
deep red neurotoxic fluid
move like a blue fish
Haiku # 39205, June 14, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Austrian Port consumer
le hip hop francais
dear heinz reich of fm4
not always peaceful
Haiku # 39204, June 14, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian fan of zik/xxl of Better Informed than radio guy, hehe
I have found the way
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Delicious heaven
Haiku # 39203, June 14, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by geekengineer of stupid Virginia
mountains and molehills
very different in nature
the are not the same
Haiku # 39202, June 14, 2007 10:17 am ET
by let it be what it is
Little pools of piss
Collects in stagnant puddles
It stinks a little
*
All lower life forms
Piss where they sleep, they like it
They feel like its home
*
You just pinch your nose
For any bad smell, that
Haiku # 39199, June 14, 2007 6:31 am ET
by William Nippress
methods of still life
desire sweet fetching blows
make paintings wild
Haiku # 39189, June 13, 2007 10:15 pm ET
by sails of a path
blue fish Is living
in the hoof print of an ox
seeing nothing more
Haiku # 39188, June 13, 2007 8:34 pm ET
by Mino Mino Mino of Canada
Constantly changing
The world and my place in it
Where will I be next?
Haiku # 39187, June 13, 2007 4:53 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
to focus on the
right things, to feel the new life
to leave old dead skiens...
Haiku # 39186, June 13, 2007 3:31 pm ET
by Mox
somehow in the end
when it comes to pasta it
makes life worth living
Haiku # 39185, June 13, 2007 2:47 pm ET
by Mox
empty empathy
sympathy apathy, void
I feel like hash browns
Haiku # 39184, June 13, 2007 2:29 pm ET
by Mox
paris exposion
reign's inevitable fall
female decadence
Haiku # 39183, June 13, 2007 5:15 am ET
by Austrian Amateur of Mythology
I wish I looked like
that Vicky's Secret hottie
don't say... you wish too
Haiku # 39182, June 12, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by or i will punch you
finding out true first
the reals when real is really
rather than after
Haiku # 39181, June 12, 2007 9:52 pm ET
by dark before the dawn
why does a wet dog
linger of this 80's scent
of getting a perm??
Haiku # 39180, June 12, 2007 6:28 pm ET
by peee yuuu
my favorite season
would be autumn...colors
please this cat like red crab
Haiku # 39179, June 12, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
there are many strange
changes but leaves turn red
snow falls, spring comes back
Haiku # 39178, June 12, 2007 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
evil depression
let us think positively
live long and prosper
Haiku # 39177, June 12, 2007 1:01 pm ET
by Depressed Austrian of Depressing Haiku
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