Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

I wish I looked like
that Vicky's Secret hottie
don't say... you wish too
Haiku # 39182, June 12, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by or i will punch you
finding out true first
the reals when real is really
rather than after
Haiku # 39181, June 12, 2007 9:52 pm ET
by dark before the dawn
why does a wet dog
linger of this 80's scent
of getting a perm??
Haiku # 39180, June 12, 2007 6:28 pm ET
by peee yuuu
my favorite season
would be autumn...colors
please this cat like red crab
Haiku # 39179, June 12, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
there are many strange
changes but leaves turn red
snow falls, spring comes back
Haiku # 39178, June 12, 2007 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
evil depression
let us think positively
live long and prosper
Haiku # 39177, June 12, 2007 1:01 pm ET
by Depressed Austrian of Depressing Haiku
There
Haiku # 39176, June 12, 2007 6:43 am ET
by William Nippress
are you referring
to little miss sunshine folk?
am i right or wrong?
Haiku # 39175, June 12, 2007 5:07 am ET
by Austrian of closed question
her first time ever
stage lights and all those people
wearing her tutu

go on..go fishing
you made your own decision
you selfish bastard

keep saying your words
guys just don't do that dance shit
this one really hurts

I'll eat this mistake
she wont even know you're gone
she'll be beautiful

but I pray you grow
'cause she and he will catch on
and I pray for me



Haiku # 39174, June 11, 2007 11:56 pm ET
by just so angry..therapy sorry
can't erase my shapes
where they are ever after
at home or away
Haiku # 39173, June 11, 2007 11:45 pm ET
by powder puff
i've been off the air
the surf has been too sucky
i had gone to ground
Haiku # 39172, June 11, 2007 7:12 pm ET
by ash
demonstrate, replicate
set the tone, sit back and wait
can't resist kosheen
Haiku # 39171, June 11, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Austrian of offshore
wolken gleich wir ziehn
wohin sanfter wind uns tr
Haiku # 39170, June 11, 2007 6:14 pm ET
by Austrian of bordellless
underestimate
nipple pressing folks and your
nipples shall be squeezed
Haiku # 39169, June 11, 2007 5:26 pm ET
by Austrian Ritter of Neighbourless Area
picking up branches
cut down from the old apple
tree, to mow the lawn
Haiku # 39168, June 11, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by Mox
I
Haiku # 39167, June 11, 2007 1:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
whoop, yell, howl and scream
nice long walks through fields and streams
wide open spaces
Haiku # 39166, June 11, 2007 1:19 pm ET
by are very nice
wide open spaces may
make good neighbors when if 500
miles from such folks
Haiku # 39165, June 11, 2007 11:45 am ET
by Mox
I'm not sure what to
set down in words, pasting on
linegraphiti
Haiku # 39164, June 11, 2007 11:44 am ET
by Mox
fertile himmelbeet
big fat stinking kakarottes
where have they all gone
Haiku # 39163, June 11, 2007 9:38 am ET
by Austrian of course
murderous sea waves
cheap haiku self therapy
go below surface?
Haiku # 39162, June 11, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Austrian Existenzanalyst of Austrian submarine shop
William Nippress
There's lots you don't know about
Might really shock you
Haiku # 39161, June 10, 2007 6:34 pm ET
by guess of everywhere
Hey, Oesterreicher!
Wo wohnst Du denn..
In Himmel? In Bett?
Haiku # 39160, June 10, 2007 6:31 pm ET
by DP Fab of ich kann auch Deutsch
great big filthy mess
streets, hearts, air... spilling over
mother nature sighs
Haiku # 39159, June 10, 2007 11:24 am ET
by cleanyourworldanddontcomeoutuntilitsdone
Now I want to sleep,
In dreams I play happily,
Nightmares are away.
Haiku # 39158, June 10, 2007 9:23 am ET
by It fits in two Languages
Hey where are you Ash?
So long since you submitted
You OK? Your missed
Haiku # 39157, June 10, 2007 9:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Dee Plee Fab

Creative instinct
Will find a way to exist
Why in public, here?
*
Perhaps we need it
What better test could we have?
Than by fellow man
*
Brutal prejudice
Some honest and some helpful
Always a challenge
Haiku # 39156, June 10, 2007 8:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool up from my knees
seeing up on toes
stretched almost apart to feel
away from below
Haiku # 39155, June 9, 2007 10:31 pm ET
by positive on a negative
his love is poison
his fighting never ending
his chains never break
Haiku # 39154, June 9, 2007 10:29 pm ET
by just kill me already
whispy flow of hopes
drapes swing sounds of open air
come in and welcome


Haiku # 39153, June 9, 2007 10:25 pm ET
by free songs inside
I'm not offended,
merely trying out new codes
for living as me
Haiku # 39152, June 9, 2007 7:26 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of respectful genuflection
in the midnight hour
thomas tallis motets playing
ancient wall of sound

pierces soul and mind
melifluously singing,
peace of mind and heart

journalling process
no internal editor
heartspeak on the page

re-reading last year,
my journal when i moved out
inspiring me now

my mind runs so fast
back brain drive always thinking,
front connects with world

back drive processes
constantly checking life out,
response and sensing

i am struck by this
need to write it on this site,
public not journal?

perhaps i whisper
and test out my real voice here
anonymously

anger is from where?
yet not anger, what is it?
Rage against machine?

why so many rules?
old patterns try to impose...
No more do they fit

i cannot respond
like i used to, broken free
and being just me

with thomas tallis
and his voices, long since dead,
soothingly healing

what is openness?
do any of you guys know?
and does it matter?

good grief, it's too much...
'Time for Bed' said Zebedee.
I go, seeking sleep

Sweet oblivion
my pillow is my lover
I snuggle closer

Auf Wiedersehen
Und Gute Nacht, Himmelbett,
Four poster dreamer

Ich will jetzt schlafen,
In Traeumen spielen froehlich,
Alptraeume sind weg.
Haiku # 39151, June 9, 2007 7:23 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of between the deil and the deep blue sea
A feces hued shank
In my rectum i did shove
To foil intake guards
Haiku # 39150, June 9, 2007 5:52 pm ET
by Lush
who has the damn key
and look..stupid cat waiting
fly me free..someday

%

looking straight forward
books at the park, dancing
rewards I pray true

Haiku # 39149, June 9, 2007 5:19 pm ET
by someday for me too
taking a nice bath
feeding a miauing cat
incompatible
Haiku # 39148, June 9, 2007 3:12 pm ET
by Austria of Austrian bath tube
who owns me but me
thinking too complicated
too i'll take a bath
Haiku # 39147, June 9, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by Austrian Freud Friend of Austrian culture is better than American porn
incorporating
your environment you have
no alternative
Haiku # 39146, June 9, 2007 2:36 pm ET
by Austrian fool of love of Austrian Himmelbett
my love and me had
spaghetti carbonara
we had each other
Haiku # 39145, June 9, 2007 2:33 pm ET
by Austrian of Austrian kitchen
What you said was
Haiku # 39144, June 9, 2007 9:01 am ET
by On my Knees out of respect
freedom rings for few
those lucky ones, indeed should
cherish that great gift
Haiku # 39143, June 8, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by sleep
I believe that love
and ownership-possession,
are incompatible

openness, respect,
nourish other people and
encourage growing

authenticity
is living, loving, being
as you are, yourself

now, no-one owns me
I belong to me alone
giving is MY gift

We gave each other
Words, thoughts, ideas, feelings.
We both gave lunch time.
Haiku # 39142, June 8, 2007 3:20 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Though A metaphor
It is still a metaphor
It is metaphor
Haiku # 39141, June 8, 2007 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
every rose, back five
I feel the lie on my thigh
Oh you know. cancel
Haiku # 39140, June 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by virgin d steel dead
no diary dirt
rearrange ..Robert PLant school
1st love..is it true
Haiku # 39139, June 8, 2007 3:40 am ET
by oooh that smell
you are an asshole
calling me the demon shame
he she and the strings
Haiku # 39138, June 8, 2007 3:06 am ET
by Blimpie bpy falling with wings
faster pussycat
Paris is a jailbird free
goin goin gone
Haiku # 39137, June 8, 2007 3:02 am ET
by jimmy page
oh shit the giant
fee fi fo fummin his way
through speakers on air
Haiku # 39136, June 8, 2007 2:24 am ET
by didnt hear the first word
life loi moi tres bien
also a joint paradox
consumed by all of
Haiku # 39135, June 8, 2007 2:20 am ET
by lifelovecanthavenevermiss
here wango tango
covered in cat scratch fever
gotta love "suck It"
Haiku # 39134, June 8, 2007 1:13 am ET
by tattoo me TED
high-flying dazzle
would you put aside the dream
it has bitten you
Haiku # 39133, June 8, 2007 12:57 am ET
by wink of an eye
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