Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

here wango tango
covered in cat scratch fever
gotta love "suck It"
Haiku # 39134, June 8, 2007 1:13 am ET
by tattoo me TED
high-flying dazzle
would you put aside the dream
it has bitten you
Haiku # 39133, June 8, 2007 12:57 am ET
by wink of an eye
are you coming back?
your mind is trully missed here
maybe you tired..
Haiku # 39132, June 7, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by what r friends for?
bravery to check
the obstruction of war is
in the right order
Haiku # 39131, June 6, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by dead oil
we need more robots:
more time for playstationing!
schlaraffenlanding!
Haiku # 39130, June 6, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Austrian Industrie Worker of Austria
strange phenomenon:
big fat pathology book
makes me look simmer
Haiku # 39129, June 6, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by Austrian student of Austria
astrogenital.
georgian tradition
needs more marketing!
Haiku # 39128, June 6, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by Austrian of Austria
beautiful air wave
the sound is mute but I feel
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 39127, June 6, 2007 11:25 am ET
by moment to breathe
So good to see you
I reveled in your quick mind
We talked of our lives
-
Pickled red peppers
Olive
Haiku # 39126, June 6, 2007 6:20 am ET
by on my knees
real love is baroque
totally complexual
so you don't get bored
Haiku # 39123, June 4, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by pearls
aching for knowledge
surviving the times comes first
heart fleurys soundly
Haiku # 39122, June 3, 2007 4:46 pm ET
by illusional di
It
Haiku # 39121, June 3, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
words just keep going
the time is ticking away
with run-on sentence
Haiku # 39120, June 2, 2007 11:36 am ET
by just bored
delicatessen
corned beef and patrami meat
offers love with cheese
Haiku # 39119, June 2, 2007 11:32 am ET
by essen brings joy
Temba, his arms wide.
Sokath, his eys uncovered.
Mir, his sails unfurled!
Haiku # 39118, June 2, 2007 2:20 am ET
by Darmok and Jalad of Tanagra
i heard you like them?
she asked with a postured grin
yeah, I loooooooove mudkips
Haiku # 39117, June 1, 2007 4:25 pm ET
by Recoil of Toronto
opening a dive
across from the big hot spot
I'll call it "Denied"
Haiku # 39116, June 1, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by hanging out with Dick
moving to Utah
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39115, June 1, 2007 12:50 pm ET
by must be drunk
gonna move to Uath
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39114, June 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by oops..dont wanna be a butcher
gonna move to Uath
I will take up five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39113, June 1, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by yesterdays movie
temptation candy
sweet cocoa sugars entice
whets the tongue juicy
Haiku # 39112, June 1, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by oh
people, like tango
explore naive impulses
embolden the mix
Haiku # 39111, June 1, 2007 1:30 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
life's a remix
each has the pleasure, enjoy
what each has
Haiku # 39110, June 1, 2007 1:22 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
afternoon sexy
like a linen breezy sweat
Scent of sweet revenge
Haiku # 39109, May 31, 2007 2:58 pm ET
by invoking
Chunga
Haiku # 39108, May 31, 2007 10:13 am ET
by Dancing Fool
What about a duck
head in water ass in air
good Duck al' Orange
Haiku # 39107, May 30, 2007 11:54 pm ET
by whateveh
PAHLSSON SCORES! Strewth! He
must be the best defensive
player of the year!
Haiku # 39106, May 30, 2007 11:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
figure of great strength
addictive like narcotic
noble illusion
Haiku # 39105, May 30, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by hero
swing and shuffle 'round
even do the frank zappa
"i'm a dancing fool!"
Haiku # 39104, May 30, 2007 4:14 pm ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
saintly faithful fly
wings gloried faster than eye
owns the complex view
Haiku # 39103, May 30, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by folded newspaper
The Gotan project
Masterly Tango rhythm
Tempting me to dance
Haiku # 39102, May 30, 2007 1:16 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
song
Haiku # 39101, May 30, 2007 3:07 am ET
by DisComiCat of Gotan Project country
Darkness visible
A solid wall of nothing
Thus our entry bared
Haiku # 39100, May 29, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
hurts me deep inside
driving down this lonely road
you've got to fly now
Haiku # 39099, May 29, 2007 2:41 am ET
by Slaughter(ed)
give youth the noise boys
you had it so young and free
you're fine, it's their time
Haiku # 39098, May 29, 2007 2:21 am ET
by holding their reigns
tee pee for your hole
I am theee ~ cornholio
shittin eatin fool
Haiku # 39097, May 29, 2007 12:17 am ET
by hankee poo
in my excitement
i have begun to ssstutter
ssssorry about that
Haiku # 39094, May 28, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead
chowderhead returns!
it has been too long since he
blessed blessed this site with dreck
Haiku # 39093, May 28, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by chowderhead
following is a
test of the emergency
bad haiku system
Haiku # 39092, May 28, 2007 12:52 pm ET
by chowderhead of right here
I'm not quite home yet,
Roosting by a riverside
Til my house is free

By flowing water
I ease into homecoming
Find my body clock

Tick into focus
With a willow weeping green
Maiden hair for joy

I love your kite song
Your welcoming life greeting
I really can fly

I really can dive
Like a slinky-sleek wet bird
At home anywhere.

I know you've heard me,
Watched me, seen me, felt me, known...
Air, earth, water, fire.

Elemental growth
Organismic experience
Unifying self.

Red kite rowan tree
Passion flower, lavender
Dandelion lawn

At home as June starts
This story's summer chapter
We'll speak before long.
Haiku # 39091, May 25, 2007 2:28 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of sweet Thames riverside
today I just want
a moment to take a breath
to watch cookies bake
Haiku # 39090, May 25, 2007 11:31 am ET
by at 350
she smells a fragrance
fluent in his creation
strength guides her heart home
Haiku # 39089, May 25, 2007 11:10 am ET
by natural
As I gaze outside
I see a Red Kite soaring
Almost out of sight
*
By its position
Guessing it
Haiku # 39088, May 25, 2007 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Near Dee Plee Fab
jet plane brought me home
to a green and pleasant land
and a new life time

heart beating loudly
pacing life in loving steps
i live in new time

what's possible is
anything and everything
with love, trust and time
Haiku # 39087, May 25, 2007 5:23 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of A green and Pleasant Land
I'de like to share it
silly little laugh I got
from THIS funny place
Haiku # 39086, May 24, 2007 2:47 am ET
by Hey Kelly is rockin and I luv her
to stoke the fires
blowing to meet desires
guarantees the sale
Haiku # 39085, May 24, 2007 2:01 am ET
by God Bless Lawhon
without rejection
without fear of the first cut
you can't find the yes
Haiku # 39084, May 24, 2007 1:55 am ET
by go for no
that's epiphany
if you want to be happy
you just have to be
Haiku # 39083, May 23, 2007 8:23 am ET
by ash
the game is played out
make assurance double sure
heaven knows what may :)
Haiku # 39082, May 23, 2007 3:08 am ET
by serenity
hello to heaven
basement stairs head underneath
where he lied to me
Haiku # 39081, May 23, 2007 2:57 am ET
by round and round
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