Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

chowderhead returns!
it has been too long since he
blessed blessed this site with dreck
Haiku # 39093, May 28, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by chowderhead
following is a
test of the emergency
bad haiku system
Haiku # 39092, May 28, 2007 12:52 pm ET
by chowderhead of right here
I'm not quite home yet,
Roosting by a riverside
Til my house is free

By flowing water
I ease into homecoming
Find my body clock

Tick into focus
With a willow weeping green
Maiden hair for joy

I love your kite song
Your welcoming life greeting
I really can fly

I really can dive
Like a slinky-sleek wet bird
At home anywhere.

I know you've heard me,
Watched me, seen me, felt me, known...
Air, earth, water, fire.

Elemental growth
Organismic experience
Unifying self.

Red kite rowan tree
Passion flower, lavender
Dandelion lawn

At home as June starts
This story's summer chapter
We'll speak before long.
Haiku # 39091, May 25, 2007 2:28 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of sweet Thames riverside
today I just want
a moment to take a breath
to watch cookies bake
Haiku # 39090, May 25, 2007 11:31 am ET
by at 350
she smells a fragrance
fluent in his creation
strength guides her heart home
Haiku # 39089, May 25, 2007 11:10 am ET
by natural
As I gaze outside
I see a Red Kite soaring
Almost out of sight
*
By its position
Guessing it
Haiku # 39088, May 25, 2007 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Near Dee Plee Fab
jet plane brought me home
to a green and pleasant land
and a new life time

heart beating loudly
pacing life in loving steps
i live in new time

what's possible is
anything and everything
with love, trust and time
Haiku # 39087, May 25, 2007 5:23 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of A green and Pleasant Land
I'de like to share it
silly little laugh I got
from THIS funny place
Haiku # 39086, May 24, 2007 2:47 am ET
by Hey Kelly is rockin and I luv her
to stoke the fires
blowing to meet desires
guarantees the sale
Haiku # 39085, May 24, 2007 2:01 am ET
by God Bless Lawhon
without rejection
without fear of the first cut
you can't find the yes
Haiku # 39084, May 24, 2007 1:55 am ET
by go for no
that's epiphany
if you want to be happy
you just have to be
Haiku # 39083, May 23, 2007 8:23 am ET
by ash
the game is played out
make assurance double sure
heaven knows what may :)
Haiku # 39082, May 23, 2007 3:08 am ET
by serenity
hello to heaven
basement stairs head underneath
where he lied to me
Haiku # 39081, May 23, 2007 2:57 am ET
by round and round
it's like dejavu
hundreds of pretty ones and
then one ugly one
Haiku # 39080, May 22, 2007 11:00 am ET
by neon lights
What Happened to you?
I actually enjoyed it
Reading your last one
Haiku # 39079, May 22, 2007 5:34 am ET
by I mean this sincerely folks
the thing about these
forums is only typed words are
seen, not lives or :)
Haiku # 39078, May 21, 2007 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
this is about done
encourage to tinker's damn
means going nowhere




Haiku # 39077, May 21, 2007 12:47 pm ET
by enuff z nuff
It can
Haiku # 39076, May 21, 2007 8:48 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Tango. Simple word
World of sensuous pleasure
Dimly lit dance floors
*
Music of desire
Lost to waves of melody
Unmistakable rhythm
*
Response in couples
To their own private drama
Passion, nostalgia
*
Evoking madness
Of a sort, not allowed here
Clean respectable
*
A sanitized world
Without love and emotion
So dull and boring
Haiku # 39075, May 21, 2007 8:30 am ET
by Dancing Fool
moonstruck behavior
it's trigger phenomena
wild and foolish
Haiku # 39074, May 21, 2007 12:31 am ET
by ecliptic tides
dare not wait upon
perfect delirium fall
events of pebbles
Haiku # 39073, May 21, 2007 12:27 am ET
by second sight
today was special
sermon of not being alone
funeral's new gate
Haiku # 39072, May 20, 2007 2:33 pm ET
by ways of love..
hmm, I realize I'm happier when I'm not here and if I leave here and I'm happy then all that matters is that I'm happy
Haiku # 39071, May 20, 2007 12:40 pm ET
by Mox
rosster and donkey
my donkey ate your rooster
my cock in your ass
Haiku # 39070, May 20, 2007 11:24 am ET
by is this funny?
I think i need to
kill the me here and move on to
real life time wasters
Haiku # 39069, May 20, 2007 10:34 am ET
by Mox
laughs...well I need to
change my underwear after
last nights wine and cheese
Haiku # 39068, May 20, 2007 10:33 am ET
by Mox
in the midst of test
killin habits formed in hell
not in a good mood
Haiku # 39067, May 20, 2007 10:09 am ET
by pretty and yo know it
amusing like when I
see myspace photos with peeps
posed in the mirror
Haiku # 39066, May 20, 2007 10:06 am ET
by those are sum funnies
now you've learned to count
so please go one step further
be more amusing
Haiku # 39065, May 20, 2007 9:18 am ET
by ash
rather have some heart
today is a garden day
I will plant some corn
Haiku # 39064, May 20, 2007 9:18 am ET
by you do your thing i will do mine
black and white fur
sweetest hugs and best fun play
my dog is coolest
Haiku # 39063, May 20, 2007 9:14 am ET
by happiness is...
ariel of time
conditinal colors blind
unnchain our children
Haiku # 39062, May 20, 2007 9:04 am ET
by do DEE do
dear sincere reader
without me what would you do
whatcha doing now?
Haiku # 39061, May 20, 2007 9:01 am ET
by bet u jus farted
my life or death, yours
the waves keep crashing, people
are still people, words...

change...
Haiku # 39060, May 20, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Mox
mundane flowery
ideals often in my mind
hide an insecurity
Haiku # 39059, May 20, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Mox
you know the logic
of the "prophets" that they said
things people didn't like
Haiku # 39058, May 20, 2007 8:59 am ET
by Mox
hey, when you shit bub
it stinks too, and we all bite the
hand that feeds us
Haiku # 39057, May 20, 2007 8:55 am ET
by Mox
So ADHD
Like fingernails down blackboard
That
Haiku # 39056, May 20, 2007 5:51 am ET
by I mean this sincerely folks
I always wanted
to see hank hill crack down and
try some mondavi
Haiku # 39055, May 18, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by Mox
i like chocolate
turtle sundaes rock my world
a sweet tooth decay
Haiku # 39054, May 18, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by peanut butter cups..mm yum
where there is a will
so they say..but it is true
who claws for the way
Haiku # 39053, May 18, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by your momma
I hate "liberal"
and "conservative" as too
God damned divisive
Haiku # 39052, May 18, 2007 11:59 am ET
by Mox
people go to great
lengths to get something for no
thing when something is
Haiku # 39051, May 18, 2007 11:25 am ET
by Mox
the more one plays by
the rules one feels to kick and
the one who lets go...

they scream for a sense of total order and big oh brother
Haiku # 39050, May 18, 2007 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Such sensitive charms
Within your enfolding arms
A world of magic
*
Delicately Placed
Each footfall to match mine
Light elegant pure
*
The floors delighted
To receive your soft embrace
Where the careless trod
*
Soft, you caress it
As if you
Haiku # 39049, May 18, 2007 4:45 am ET
by Dancing Fool
must pay attention
to those syllables of mine
geez just screwin up
Haiku # 39048, May 18, 2007 1:57 am ET
by do deed do ..OH
cue of the debate
duplication magazine
a pleasure burst
Haiku # 39047, May 18, 2007 1:55 am ET
by but why..it has all been done
senses of mental
addle my wits at a glance
bewilder the keep
Haiku # 39046, May 18, 2007 1:53 am ET
by Don Quixote
contraposition
no turning the labrynthe's cross
all manner of ways
Haiku # 39045, May 18, 2007 1:50 am ET
by out of the prism
mortar on a ring
it's grinding through a millstone
chances are mayhap
Haiku # 39044, May 18, 2007 1:48 am ET
by spirit bite
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