Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
now you've learned to count
so please go one step further
be more amusing
Haiku # 39065 May 20, 2007 9:18 am ET
by ash
rather have some heart
today is a garden day
I will plant some corn
Haiku # 39064 May 20, 2007 9:18 am ET
by you do your thing i will do mine
black and white fur
sweetest hugs and best fun play
my dog is coolest
Haiku # 39063 May 20, 2007 9:14 am ET
by happiness is...
ariel of time
conditinal colors blind
unnchain our children
Haiku # 39062 May 20, 2007 9:04 am ET
by do DEE do
dear sincere reader
without me what would you do
whatcha doing now?
Haiku # 39061 May 20, 2007 9:01 am ET
by bet u jus farted
my life or death, yours
the waves keep crashing, people
are still people, words...

change...
Haiku # 39060 May 20, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Mox
mundane flowery
ideals often in my mind
hide an insecurity
Haiku # 39059 May 20, 2007 9:00 am ET
by Mox
you know the logic
of the "prophets" that they said
things people didn't like
Haiku # 39058 May 20, 2007 8:59 am ET
by Mox
hey, when you shit bub
it stinks too, and we all bite the
hand that feeds us
Haiku # 39057 May 20, 2007 8:55 am ET
by Mox
So ADHD
Like fingernails down blackboard
That
Haiku # 39056 May 20, 2007 5:51 am ET
by I mean this sincerely folks
I always wanted
to see hank hill crack down and
try some mondavi
Haiku # 39055 May 18, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by Mox
i like chocolate
turtle sundaes rock my world
a sweet tooth decay
Haiku # 39054 May 18, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by peanut butter cups..mm yum
where there is a will
so they say..but it is true
who claws for the way
Haiku # 39053 May 18, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by your momma
I hate "liberal"
and "conservative" as too
God damned divisive
Haiku # 39052 May 18, 2007 11:59 am ET
by Mox
people go to great
lengths to get something for no
thing when something is
Haiku # 39051 May 18, 2007 11:25 am ET
by Mox
the more one plays by
the rules one feels to kick and
the one who lets go...

they scream for a sense of total order and big oh brother
Haiku # 39050 May 18, 2007 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Such sensitive charms
Within your enfolding arms
A world of magic
*
Delicately Placed
Each footfall to match mine
Light elegant pure
*
The floors delighted
To receive your soft embrace
Where the careless trod
*
Soft, you caress it
As if you
Haiku # 39049 May 18, 2007 4:45 am ET
by Dancing Fool
must pay attention
to those syllables of mine
geez just screwin up
Haiku # 39048 May 18, 2007 1:57 am ET
by do deed do ..OH
cue of the debate
duplication magazine
a pleasure burst
Haiku # 39047 May 18, 2007 1:55 am ET
by but why..it has all been done
senses of mental
addle my wits at a glance
bewilder the keep
Haiku # 39046 May 18, 2007 1:53 am ET
by Don Quixote
contraposition
no turning the labrynthe's cross
all manner of ways
Haiku # 39045 May 18, 2007 1:50 am ET
by out of the prism
mortar on a ring
it's grinding through a millstone
chances are mayhap
Haiku # 39044 May 18, 2007 1:48 am ET
by spirit bite
apocolyptic fence
from prison ignorance ups
civil supper's box
Haiku # 39043 May 18, 2007 1:46 am ET
by varnish
laughs...well then, I guess
I gotta learn to saute
...job...roadkill cafe'
Haiku # 39041 May 17, 2007 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
Baaah baah baaah bah baaah.
Baah Baaah Bah Baah Baaaaah Baaah Baaaah.
I love you too, babe.
Haiku # 39040 May 17, 2007 4:24 pm ET
by Mark of The Intarweb.
then some things die slow
and all you can do is wait
the a snail's mile

not to be crappy
I did find a happy cloud
the fresh air is best
Haiku # 39039 May 17, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by and the smell just gets worse
the unpleasant things
in life sometimes try to cloud
and overshadow

but, like any cloud storm
it moves on, it had to happen
flowers grow again
Haiku # 39038 May 17, 2007 10:54 am ET
by Mox of so you can mow them
u ever notice the
most dangerous people are
those ones who "love" us?

those impossible to
please, insecure, anguished and
the knife to the heart

she has to defend
herself, smashed jars, work, work work
to be perfect, so...

she doesn't have to be...
the Stepford Man
Haiku # 39037 May 17, 2007 10:52 am ET
by Mox of sorry about the tirade, some serious stuff going on in my real life but everyone has it going on at some point or another
Good GOD I love her
Jordin Sparks is beautiful
in all every way
Haiku # 39036 May 17, 2007 1:14 am ET
by Nothing like her
a grave shit love song
manure fertilizer
to grow your flowers
Haiku # 39035 May 17, 2007 12:51 am ET
by like water to wine
I'de say he is like
Triton among the minnows
substantial player
Haiku # 39034 May 16, 2007 11:55 pm ET
by fluff fluff and a mint
the haikus are fun
just fun, plain, truth, smile, smack me
give myself black eye
Haiku # 39033 May 16, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Mox
another day 1
that's it this is the last time
hope I don't get fat
Haiku # 39032 May 16, 2007 1:02 pm ET
by smell what is cookin
rats snails and those tails
my mom takes care of herself
I am oh so happy
Haiku # 39031 May 16, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by watch me now
words echo not hers
what is coming down is dead
that is life in vain
Haiku # 39030 May 16, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by dime a dozen beta fish
Snow clouds, puppy dogs
Rainbows, butterflies, ice cream
Lets' pee on your mom
Haiku # 39029 May 16, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by desertlooney
why must she follow
thought of her better than that
oy she bought into
Haiku # 39028 May 16, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Cmon she cant see through that???
so says yoda.. DO
OR NOT DO THERE IS NO TRY
little green cutie
Haiku # 39027 May 16, 2007 9:20 am ET
by going the Nike way
pink floyd just do it
that psychedelic breakfast
well my mind's a blank
Haiku # 39026 May 16, 2007 8:15 am ET
by ash
imagine twinkies
science experiments like
oh, say this wild one

look for a book called Twinkie: Deconstructed
Haiku # 39025 May 15, 2007 9:17 pm ET
by Mox of http://www.solardeathray.com/twinkie.html
if we put one of
these dells in a catapult
a results website?
Haiku # 39024 May 15, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Mox
I gotta wonder
how strong I can really be
can I beat these things
Haiku # 39023 May 15, 2007 7:15 pm ET
by derailed
interesting word
it reminds me of a snake
that's new stuff on me
Haiku # 39022 May 15, 2007 7:07 pm ET
by at this point I wont go there.. LOL
dammit where is it
my dictionary.. I need
to look that word up
Haiku # 39021 May 15, 2007 7:03 pm ET
by kundoodeewha>??
nicotine aha
AA daddy says it's worse
than heroin kill
Haiku # 39020 May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by addictions KILL EM ALL
but you can't get a
concubine on the dollar
menu with that salt...
Haiku # 39019 May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by Mox
well I am thinking
tantric frustration would be
best kundalinied...
Haiku # 39018 May 15, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Mox
three of death doublers
absolutely are a fix
you need another deal
Haiku # 39017 May 15, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by go get laid will ya?? :)
I chew tobacco
when I write so there's a fact
no one wants to know
Haiku # 39016 May 15, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by Mox
your mouth that is full
makes me wonder what the fuck
has occupied it
Haiku # 39015 May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by LOL.. loaded