Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

So ADHD
Like fingernails down blackboard
That
Haiku # 39056, May 20, 2007 5:51 am ET
by I mean this sincerely folks
I always wanted
to see hank hill crack down and
try some mondavi
Haiku # 39055, May 18, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by Mox
i like chocolate
turtle sundaes rock my world
a sweet tooth decay
Haiku # 39054, May 18, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by peanut butter cups..mm yum
where there is a will
so they say..but it is true
who claws for the way
Haiku # 39053, May 18, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by your momma
I hate "liberal"
and "conservative" as too
God damned divisive
Haiku # 39052, May 18, 2007 11:59 am ET
by Mox
people go to great
lengths to get something for no
thing when something is
Haiku # 39051, May 18, 2007 11:25 am ET
by Mox
the more one plays by
the rules one feels to kick and
the one who lets go...

they scream for a sense of total order and big oh brother
Haiku # 39050, May 18, 2007 11:18 am ET
by Mox
Such sensitive charms
Within your enfolding arms
A world of magic
*
Delicately Placed
Each footfall to match mine
Light elegant pure
*
The floors delighted
To receive your soft embrace
Where the careless trod
*
Soft, you caress it
As if you
Haiku # 39049, May 18, 2007 4:45 am ET
by Dancing Fool
must pay attention
to those syllables of mine
geez just screwin up
Haiku # 39048, May 18, 2007 1:57 am ET
by do deed do ..OH
cue of the debate
duplication magazine
a pleasure burst
Haiku # 39047, May 18, 2007 1:55 am ET
by but why..it has all been done
senses of mental
addle my wits at a glance
bewilder the keep
Haiku # 39046, May 18, 2007 1:53 am ET
by Don Quixote
contraposition
no turning the labrynthe's cross
all manner of ways
Haiku # 39045, May 18, 2007 1:50 am ET
by out of the prism
mortar on a ring
it's grinding through a millstone
chances are mayhap
Haiku # 39044, May 18, 2007 1:48 am ET
by spirit bite
apocolyptic fence
from prison ignorance ups
civil supper's box
Haiku # 39043, May 18, 2007 1:46 am ET
by varnish
laughs...well then, I guess
I gotta learn to saute
...job...roadkill cafe'
Haiku # 39041, May 17, 2007 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
Baaah baah baaah bah baaah.
Baah Baaah Bah Baah Baaaaah Baaah Baaaah.
I love you too, babe.
Haiku # 39040, May 17, 2007 4:24 pm ET
by Mark of The Intarweb.
then some things die slow
and all you can do is wait
the a snail's mile

not to be crappy
I did find a happy cloud
the fresh air is best
Haiku # 39039, May 17, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by and the smell just gets worse
the unpleasant things
in life sometimes try to cloud
and overshadow

but, like any cloud storm
it moves on, it had to happen
flowers grow again
Haiku # 39038, May 17, 2007 10:54 am ET
by Mox of so you can mow them
u ever notice the
most dangerous people are
those ones who "love" us?

those impossible to
please, insecure, anguished and
the knife to the heart

she has to defend
herself, smashed jars, work, work work
to be perfect, so...

she doesn't have to be...
the Stepford Man
Haiku # 39037, May 17, 2007 10:52 am ET
by Mox of sorry about the tirade, some serious stuff going on in my real life but everyone has it going on at some point or another
Good GOD I love her
Jordin Sparks is beautiful
in all every way
Haiku # 39036, May 17, 2007 1:14 am ET
by Nothing like her
a grave shit love song
manure fertilizer
to grow your flowers
Haiku # 39035, May 17, 2007 12:51 am ET
by like water to wine
I'de say he is like
Triton among the minnows
substantial player
Haiku # 39034, May 16, 2007 11:55 pm ET
by fluff fluff and a mint
the haikus are fun
just fun, plain, truth, smile, smack me
give myself black eye
Haiku # 39033, May 16, 2007 8:01 pm ET
by Mox
another day 1
that's it this is the last time
hope I don't get fat
Haiku # 39032, May 16, 2007 1:02 pm ET
by smell what is cookin
rats snails and those tails
my mom takes care of herself
I am oh so happy
Haiku # 39031, May 16, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by watch me now
words echo not hers
what is coming down is dead
that is life in vain
Haiku # 39030, May 16, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by dime a dozen beta fish
Snow clouds, puppy dogs
Rainbows, butterflies, ice cream
Lets' pee on your mom
Haiku # 39029, May 16, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by desertlooney
why must she follow
thought of her better than that
oy she bought into
Haiku # 39028, May 16, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Cmon she cant see through that???
so says yoda.. DO
OR NOT DO THERE IS NO TRY
little green cutie
Haiku # 39027, May 16, 2007 9:20 am ET
by going the Nike way
pink floyd just do it
that psychedelic breakfast
well my mind's a blank
Haiku # 39026, May 16, 2007 8:15 am ET
by ash
imagine twinkies
science experiments like
oh, say this wild one

look for a book called Twinkie: Deconstructed
Haiku # 39025, May 15, 2007 9:17 pm ET
by Mox of http://www.solardeathray.com/twinkie.html
if we put one of
these dells in a catapult
a results website?
Haiku # 39024, May 15, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Mox
I gotta wonder
how strong I can really be
can I beat these things
Haiku # 39023, May 15, 2007 7:15 pm ET
by derailed
interesting word
it reminds me of a snake
that's new stuff on me
Haiku # 39022, May 15, 2007 7:07 pm ET
by at this point I wont go there.. LOL
dammit where is it
my dictionary.. I need
to look that word up
Haiku # 39021, May 15, 2007 7:03 pm ET
by kundoodeewha>??
nicotine aha
AA daddy says it's worse
than heroin kill
Haiku # 39020, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by addictions KILL EM ALL
but you can't get a
concubine on the dollar
menu with that salt...
Haiku # 39019, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by Mox
well I am thinking
tantric frustration would be
best kundalinied...
Haiku # 39018, May 15, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Mox
three of death doublers
absolutely are a fix
you need another deal
Haiku # 39017, May 15, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by go get laid will ya?? :)
I chew tobacco
when I write so there's a fact
no one wants to know
Haiku # 39016, May 15, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by Mox
your mouth that is full
makes me wonder what the fuck
has occupied it
Haiku # 39015, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by LOL.. loaded
is three doubles with
mayo at McDonalds more
a death row request?
Haiku # 39014, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by Mox of ...or method of execution...I really eat this frequently in real life
so tomorrow she
she that is me and so on
will be quite bitchy
Haiku # 39013, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by need to oil my chain
well the weirdest thing
has happened, I'm speechless eh
mr. mouth is now full
Haiku # 39012, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by Mox
anyway I decide
I like to run bike and swim
more than drink and smoke
Haiku # 39011, May 15, 2007 6:56 pm ET
by mother in law does not approve
dancing with the stars
bonks head, dancing seeing stars
is that pay per view?
Haiku # 39010, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by Mox of yes, Mick Foley, mr cactus jack, wrote a novel or two, tietam brown... book em socko
I want a Whopper
Mayo and ketchup all over
and double the cheese
Haiku # 39009, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by death row meal request
miller high life, gots
to sit down and drink sometime
when all is said, done...
Haiku # 39008, May 15, 2007 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
if god is jealous
he must be pissed at the pope
all that toe kissing
Haiku # 39007, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by POW
kick off! the ko'an
what is the sound of one field goal
clapping? red zone
Haiku # 39006, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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