Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

if god is jealous
he must be pissed at the pope
all that toe kissing
Haiku # 39007, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by POW
kick off! the ko'an
what is the sound of one field goal
clapping? red zone
Haiku # 39006, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dam bursts and so
the words flow like water so
I'll break out the wine
Haiku # 39005, May 15, 2007 6:51 pm ET
by Mox of ...and cheeseburgers...
say zen a mantra
holy hell batman it's time
I'm goin fourteener
Haiku # 39004, May 15, 2007 6:50 pm ET
by it is a goal ya know
u know what Marx said
religion is a drug of
some masses, Cath'lick
Haiku # 39003, May 15, 2007 6:49 pm ET
by Mox of why is the body of Christ the consistency of styrofoam?
my God, is it true?
Haiku 3:16 the style
is right, the right #
Haiku # 39002, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mox
the scariest part
is what hell will cross my mind
over the few days
Haiku # 39001, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by got any happy pills for a few
some guy in 'Bama
Eugene Walters, said hi, The
Great Santini points...
Haiku # 39000, May 15, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by Mox of say hi to pat conroy for me
refers to paychecks
cut down to waste talents which
thank God for Dilbert
Haiku # 38999, May 15, 2007 6:46 pm ET
by Mox
it won't be easy
but i gotta let it go
screw his drunk momma
Haiku # 38998, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by cannot do it his way
I heard in the news
ceos finally are
getting, eh, downsized :)
Haiku # 38997, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by Mox of yay for small business
the only choice with
voices in my head is to
conclude, this odd touch...

someone managed to
hook a direct tv in
my mind to MTV2
Haiku # 38996, May 15, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by Mox of not quite Philip K. Dick
it will cause unrest
the bossman will grow angry
calls it the highroad
Haiku # 38995, May 15, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by batton down the hatches..
you make me stronger
now, your words encourage and
I wish I had been...

more a smile to your faces...
Haiku # 38994, May 15, 2007 6:41 pm ET
by Mox
thinking about it
yesterday's mile was great
those senses say yes
Haiku # 38993, May 15, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by going back
from in to put out
strengths are under self attack
rhyme to conquer hell

Haiku # 38992, May 15, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by addictions going down
always a bad moon
a rising but what comes after
the old new moon
Haiku # 38991, May 15, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Mox
Fifty-six hours straight
A little manic at first
Then we danced as one
*
Then she found herself
Her precise delicate steps
Took me to the edge
*
Dancing with passion
The world ceased to exist
The dream became real
*
Made the dance her own
Hypnotized by her magic
I gasped for my breath
*
That was good I said
Incredibly she said
Haiku # 38990, May 15, 2007 1:22 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
purify your soul
cause I only wanted to
see you laughing there
Haiku # 38989, May 14, 2007 9:30 pm ET
by HAHA Purple Rain/Controversy
the eras of time
record tragedy in deed
and stone foundation...
Haiku # 38988, May 14, 2007 6:20 pm ET
by Mox
I have a strong urge
to go to a large cool lake
and cannonball in
Haiku # 38987, May 14, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by Mox of splash
one smart man walks strong
watching and learning it all
he sees laughs and cries
Haiku # 38986, May 14, 2007 5:08 pm ET
by respectful admiration
put on your swim suits
rays are delightful today
sprinkle of fake rain
Haiku # 38985, May 14, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by aint no hexgirl..how gay was that
bloomin foul cess pool
smeared with corruption unkind
beastly quagmire
Haiku # 38984, May 14, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by cleaning toilets
backyard dirt is clay
heaven and hell plays chessgames
the equator tilts
Haiku # 38983, May 14, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by yep yup yeah it is true by small amounts
subliminal kind
reasonings perfect for crime
operation mind
Haiku # 38982, May 14, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by zoos jungles and old movies
bread into effect
life's long ambidextrose chime
a mind of balance
Haiku # 38981, May 14, 2007 2:51 pm ET
by Old Captn Moore
No escape dee plee
The vast expanse will call you
The rest of your life
*
Its soul will call yours
In moments of solitude
Its night cries you
Haiku # 38980, May 14, 2007 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
tonight I leave Oz
six months a travelling lass
my soul expanded

such vast space, great sky
no limits on expansion
I've found my songline

My song sings freely
My rich voice is now my own
Fluidly singing
Haiku # 38979, May 14, 2007 3:35 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of Sydney to Dubai
mmmhpph ammph...
mouth full of red man, but I
am typing, moot no?
Haiku # 38978, May 13, 2007 11:21 pm ET
by Mox
Milly so little
Sliced Floyd's nipple made him fall
Fee tried that was all

Alignment it must
for those chords to hit just right
this ii~iis the twilight
Haiku # 38977, May 13, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by Fee free in the zone
do blow off this war
on tourism, we need phish
food to cleanse the soul
Haiku # 38976, May 13, 2007 10:20 pm ET
by Mox of also like this kind of ice cream from ben and jerrys
She's sweet?
C'mon be honest tell me??
I think she's all that..
Haiku # 38974, May 13, 2007 7:26 pm ET
by LOL.. duh okay hahaha
life even palms carry
when they are blown with clean smells
that's all dreams can be
Haiku # 38973, May 13, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by shut down..
key thought relative
enchanting a melody
rhapsodist of wits
Haiku # 38972, May 13, 2007 2:09 pm ET
by moving right along
they're cut down in youth
by drugs or idiots with lust
for blind vengence, but
Haiku # 38971, May 13, 2007 10:43 am ET
by Mox
i'm getting too old
yesterdays more attractive
than my tomorrows
Haiku # 38970, May 13, 2007 8:51 am ET
by ash
Wretched oversight
Insert "'twas" before last line
In the preceding
Haiku # 38969, May 13, 2007 4:20 am ET
by Lush
Boat climbs giant wave
Clooney and Wahlberg are dead
The perfect storm
Haiku # 38968, May 13, 2007 4:18 am ET
by Lush
My shed pubic hairs
Assembled into language
Like alphabet soup
Haiku # 38967, May 13, 2007 4:15 am ET
by Lush
you go down on me
i will try to make you see
I have down times too
Haiku # 38966, May 13, 2007 1:45 am ET
by got laundry to do..dirty socks
&&&& so..
the races were cool
company car takes first place
and baby..it was good
Haiku # 38965, May 13, 2007 1:43 am ET
by bad of roses of ALL THINGS ROCK
Entitled: R.I.P.
The lead vocalist
By the name of Shannon Hoon
Died of overdose.
Haiku # 38964, May 13, 2007 12:50 am ET
by Lush
The bumblebee chick
Was in "No Rain" video.
The band: Blind Melon.
Haiku # 38963, May 13, 2007 12:48 am ET
by Lush
I shall have to say
hi to all bespectackled
gals dancing bee songs
Haiku # 38962, May 12, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by Moxe 4:20 of I wonder what Matthew, Mark, Luke and John 4:20 are...
going to the races
those cars do something to me
hope it doesn't rain
Haiku # 38961, May 12, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Legends are cute :)
and all I can say is
that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the
Haiku # 38960, May 12, 2007 4:20 pm ET
by Blind Melon
what was the band with
the bumblebee girl and the
trippy hippy style?
Haiku # 38959, May 12, 2007 11:48 am ET
by Mox
now i know what it
feels to grow old, forgive me
for going over one 'ku

to Sponge, Stone Temple
Pilots, Soundgarden, to
Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash,
Neil Young, Urge Overkill
Neil Diamond for that song
Urge Overkill got and all
that came before and after

God Bless You Mr Linkin Park
and thanks for all the emotion
Haiku # 38958, May 12, 2007 11:46 am ET
by Moxie of a bit "overboard" but it just flows out sometimes
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