Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

&&&& so..
the races were cool
company car takes first place
and baby..it was good
Haiku # 38965, May 13, 2007 1:43 am ET
by bad of roses of ALL THINGS ROCK
Entitled: R.I.P.
The lead vocalist
By the name of Shannon Hoon
Died of overdose.
Haiku # 38964, May 13, 2007 12:50 am ET
by Lush
The bumblebee chick
Was in "No Rain" video.
The band: Blind Melon.
Haiku # 38963, May 13, 2007 12:48 am ET
by Lush
I shall have to say
hi to all bespectackled
gals dancing bee songs
Haiku # 38962, May 12, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by Moxe 4:20 of I wonder what Matthew, Mark, Luke and John 4:20 are...
going to the races
those cars do something to me
hope it doesn't rain
Haiku # 38961, May 12, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Legends are cute :)
and all I can say is
that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the
Haiku # 38960, May 12, 2007 4:20 pm ET
by Blind Melon
what was the band with
the bumblebee girl and the
trippy hippy style?
Haiku # 38959, May 12, 2007 11:48 am ET
by Mox
now i know what it
feels to grow old, forgive me
for going over one 'ku

to Sponge, Stone Temple
Pilots, Soundgarden, to
Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash,
Neil Young, Urge Overkill
Neil Diamond for that song
Urge Overkill got and all
that came before and after

God Bless You Mr Linkin Park
and thanks for all the emotion
Haiku # 38958, May 12, 2007 11:46 am ET
by Moxie of a bit "overboard" but it just flows out sometimes
i am the stapler
hold things together i do
like papers mostly
Haiku # 38957, May 12, 2007 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the rain in spain stays
Ahyahhh you know what I'm singing
now she's a classic
Haiku # 38956, May 12, 2007 1:08 am ET
by UCBM..
I am obssessed with
Dinosaur Jr's drummer
please don't ask me why
Haiku # 38955, May 11, 2007 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
Rain puts out fire
silencing a sweet spirit
growing a new one
Haiku # 38954, May 11, 2007 8:30 pm ET
by 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
send mommy flowers
just because her day is here
and so..love spreads love
Haiku # 38953, May 11, 2007 1:10 pm ET
by it is not too late
rhythm's soul is there
take me to Iridium
over the rainbow
Haiku # 38952, May 10, 2007 5:56 pm ET
by dialation
fall,leaves fall from trees
spring, leaves began to blossom
summer drought, leaves brown
Haiku # 38951, May 10, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
westleterven twelve
only sold at the abbey
god won't deliver
Haiku # 38950, May 10, 2007 2:11 am ET
by scotch
speaking of duvel
i just came back from belgium
all hail saint sixtus!
Haiku # 38949, May 10, 2007 2:06 am ET
by scotch of best beer in the world?
the beer is in your
fridge...it's duvel...I don't kid
when I come to beer
Haiku # 38948, May 10, 2007 1:21 am ET
by Mox
goodnight to you..hmm
gotta go make sandwhiches
my smile is on you

.
Haiku # 38947, May 10, 2007 1:18 am ET
by thanxxxx
can u take a name
like Oral Roberts seriously
doesn't Peter North come to mind?

:)

I suppose Ron Jeremy and
Tammy Faye...I hate to admit
I think she's cool...
Haiku # 38946, May 10, 2007 1:16 am ET
by Mox
there are though a few
times when a hit is sweet/just
that makes your heart stop
Haiku # 38945, May 10, 2007 1:13 am ET
by and say.. well damn that is cool
have you tamed Moxie
or have you gotten the taste?
it is bittersweet

it awakens it
has gentian root, picture
Dr. Pepper with a dash

of angosuthra bitters...
Haiku # 38944, May 10, 2007 1:12 am ET
by Moxie of mystery solved?
I can't speak foreign
languages or play guitar
so your talents...ok????
Haiku # 38943, May 10, 2007 1:11 am ET
by Mox
I just don't figure
what the heck is going on
no judge here or there

moments of thought
come into play with the hits
and that's about it
Haiku # 38942, May 10, 2007 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was born with a
condition called ADHD
the mind can't sit still...

it has problems with
limits and being prozaced...
your mind is as fast

it's very frightening
it's not on purpose, you have
to be you and me me...

but we all change, grow, etc...
Haiku # 38941, May 10, 2007 1:10 am ET
by Mox
and to you I say
WTF?? you in my head ???
this way that way..ugh
Haiku # 38940, May 10, 2007 1:07 am ET
by It is really weird and scary
what should i say to
the guy who wanted me to slice
my wrists and break my hands?
Haiku # 38939, May 10, 2007 1:07 am ET
by Mox
my crown is in a
bag marked royale, two shots of
death, whiskey train....why

can't they show hank hill
trying red wine for once and
i still must have dandelion...

why do the rich have
to hog the "good stuff" or are
they too isolated...

pray for Paris hilton to
return to alabama and meet
the people again she once

put on her show like
so much Christian Dior
accesorizing...to connect...

I mean to connect
to live, to love, to learn, for
once in her life, and

to know who God is
who those people are...
Haiku # 38938, May 10, 2007 1:06 am ET
by Mox
in his lead I wait
maybe that's been figured..now
a girl who dances
Haiku # 38937, May 10, 2007 1:04 am ET
by yeah..yes..i hope it is good
are you madame or
are you prophet, who are you?
I am not pure...I'm

less than 1/2 the man
I used to be...when, we were children we had a better

sense of possibility
but belief in adult form narrows
how can we enter heaven then

as cynical gen x adults?
and I mean also the zen metaphor of letting go

in this life... lord jesus
i pray unto you, is what I say
often quietly, whenever...

i am not a pure person
never will be, time will tell
how this ends...ah man...

damn outbursts...this is
rediculous, pride, and
more pride...I ordered chinese!
Haiku # 38936, May 10, 2007 1:03 am ET
by mox
OHH where's your crown king??
Hell I bought it at goodwill
dogbones and metal ..;)
Haiku # 38935, May 10, 2007 1:00 am ET
by do want a picture of it?
it's the cheap beer, I
prayed to God just now about
this website, and I

believe faith is radar
it leads you in the right direction
whether you go or not

it's your feet, your mind
I've gone wrong before, and
I will still, I'm only human
Haiku # 38934, May 10, 2007 1:00 am ET
by Mox
Ozzy In my head
Mr. Tinkertrain and such~Mosis on the WALLL
Haiku # 38933, May 10, 2007 12:58 am ET
by Fuckin spidrs and crying..ahh shit
I wish I had a greek
red and some bk cheeseburgers
fuck the bohemian purists

fuck wall street...
the real thing is all inclusive
the real thing has

tax collectors and beatniks
sitting at the table of my
Master... of Puppets?

makes me wonder...
Haiku # 38932, May 10, 2007 12:57 am ET
by Mox
you are much too fast
LOL too fast too fast
I dig it..Alot
Haiku # 38931, May 10, 2007 12:56 am ET
by Holy machine gun fire
guitars are freaking
important, sacred, I wish
I could play, I would

love to know how to
play guitars...such beautiful works
of art, yes, schmaltz...

but I mean it
Haiku # 38930, May 10, 2007 12:56 am ET
by Mox
I have the album
dark side of the moon in my
mind playing, pink floyd
Haiku # 38929, May 10, 2007 12:54 am ET
by Mox
see now your not fat
But that's all good .I still laugh
I love my guitar
Haiku # 38928, May 10, 2007 12:54 am ET
by DAMN she is pretty
the reason I mention
such things is in case you yourself
decide to try miracle whip

with things like chef boyardee
or franco american stuff
canned goods, so eh...

so much is tasty
food is better than sex
for one cannot rape

with food, only grow fat
and share like the broken bread
for this is my cup

of the new and everlasting covenant...I was Catholic once you know...
Haiku # 38927, May 10, 2007 12:53 am ET
by Mox
my grandparents would
add miracle whip to canned things
as pasta, baked beans

children of the great
depression, and the time
of prohibition
Haiku # 38926, May 10, 2007 12:51 am ET
by Mox
I don't care.. I do
making me laugh ~ in this zoo
an absolute joy
Haiku # 38925, May 10, 2007 12:50 am ET
by I say thank you
were u zabadooey
all this time, pretending to
sammich...it makes me...
Haiku # 38924, May 10, 2007 12:49 am ET
by Mox of (hold on)
Mark Kurlansky wrote
a book of the heritage of
cod fishing and salt

called...Cod and Salt
respectively, you can see roots if you desire...

and cook things, the feel
America is too commercial
she drowns out the soul

in innovation when a simple
tool or antique would have done the job just as well
Haiku # 38923, May 10, 2007 12:48 am ET
by Mox
if I mow the lawn
would a bee come ~upst~ and sting
oh right..already did
Haiku # 38922, May 10, 2007 12:47 am ET
by great in my book
all this time you are
janis, child of toronto
I wish to defect

to canada, honestly
Haiku # 38921, May 10, 2007 12:47 am ET
by Mox
I am a sinner
this concept dictates I need
to be better not an

asshole, but a man
who forgives boo boos, tail gaters
but criticism hurts

I do take it personally
I hate to think others think
I live in a box

and I really got pissed
when some ass wanted me
to slice my wrists

how would you respond to someone desiring your suicide
I've dutch girls to marry
Haiku # 38920, May 10, 2007 12:46 am ET
by Mox
forget not e.b. white
too much cynicism infects
your target, in turn

Columbine massacres
free access to hand guns
mockery to make self feel better

a friend described internet people as degenerates...
self centered, incapable of

empathy, social idiots,
passive-aggresive, worthless
but who are we really?

I am known to sting
chortle, mock the system
and try to get a kind word

in to bandaid the laceration
so much to make up for
I want to...

too much to live for
eggs, women, poutine
Henry Miller, the dream of

a solid biodiesel, the wet
dream of the purple hared
e-surance sales girl

I'm just a caveman
I don't understand these sophisticated concepts...

stanzas...devouring zen
which cannot be boxed
only a flow, aesthetic rendered

meaningless, but letting go
renders a spirit of release
Haiku # 38919, May 10, 2007 12:43 am ET
by Mox
what your made from does
bring a reality to
what street you walk on
Haiku # 38918, May 10, 2007 12:43 am ET
by hey.. 575 i think ::)
what you see is what
perception is in the eye
but my eyes are blind
Haiku # 38917, May 10, 2007 12:41 am ET
by you just never know..and wonder
sometimes I delete
because I rethink and then
sometimes ..it comes out
Haiku # 38916, May 10, 2007 12:39 am ET
by silly ass..
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