Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

what you see is what
perception is in the eye
but my eyes are blind
Haiku # 38917, May 10, 2007 12:41 am ET
by you just never know..and wonder
sometimes I delete
because I rethink and then
sometimes ..it comes out
Haiku # 38916, May 10, 2007 12:39 am ET
by silly ass..
welcome dilbert, stage
cubicile, mold of men, artist
businessman, smile...
Haiku # 38915, May 10, 2007 12:37 am ET
by Moxie, the soda
i never made much
sense, I wanted to but got
shit for it, so I

tended to keep to
myself, but what good does it
do, turn the cheek, turn

does anyone know cinquains?
(Mox)
Haiku # 38914, May 10, 2007 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
selling old books for
the cost of a dime, never
read, sad to go, oh well

(5-7-6)
Haiku # 38913, May 10, 2007 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Les Paul!!! awww! u are
truly a Gibson of a man
you of many names...

(5-8-5)
Haiku # 38912, May 10, 2007 12:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oops spellun errer
I just can't git my head on
Holy Mary tight
Haiku # 38911, May 9, 2007 8:49 pm ET
by sit right down and let me fix you sum sammiches
what else is so sweet?
why an it's eletric drum kit
love, the price is right
Haiku # 38910, May 9, 2007 8:47 pm ET
by feelin a bit sticky right now
Mother's day present
she's natural wood and sweet
Momma's first Les Paul :))))
Haiku # 38909, May 9, 2007 8:45 pm ET
by lovin every minute of it ah ah ah
spatula of death
another useless pasttime
as if I needed more
Haiku # 38908, May 9, 2007 6:46 pm ET
by scotch
eating an apple,
I think I taste pesticides.
Haiku # 38907, May 9, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by scotch of old SNL references
office of zombies
milling listlessly about
coffee maker dead
Haiku # 38906, May 9, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by scotch of caffeine withdrawal headache
an endless meeting
debtating product features
strongest bladder wins
Haiku # 38905, May 9, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by scotch of meeting hell (nod to Scott Adams)
laughs!!!

too bad we found out
about gram walking home from
our house christmas eve...
Haiku # 38904, May 9, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Mox
A dirty business
assholes at Miracle Gro
gotta sue the WORM guy
Haiku # 38903, May 9, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by Poop Scat
the old-timers know
why she never undresses:
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38902, May 9, 2007 11:45 am ET
by scotch
he wears a diaper
crawls himself around the floor
I swear.. I'de just laugh
Haiku # 38901, May 9, 2007 11:36 am ET
by whatever turns peeps on..
speaking of, how does
one make real green eggs and ham
I've plenty of "ham" :)
Haiku # 38900, May 9, 2007 11:23 am ET
by Mox
frustration is not
always projected or set in
but sometimes purifies

a temperance
to the will and self, seeking
eventually, what one had

happiness was with
thee all this time, no one else
could give it to me or you
Haiku # 38899, May 9, 2007 11:22 am ET
by Mox
that old love/hate thing
bdsm sub and domme
a strange sade' twist no?
Haiku # 38898, May 9, 2007 11:21 am ET
by Mox of go get em new french president
before sour grapes
and afterwards a good and
tasty merlot
Haiku # 38897, May 9, 2007 11:20 am ET
by Mox
well, I let you people
walk all over me, of course
you're going to mock me
Haiku # 38896, May 9, 2007 11:19 am ET
by Mox
Dance as no one is watching?


To dance is private
But Intense self-expression
Performed in public
Haiku # 38894, May 9, 2007 8:38 am ET
by Dancing Fool
there is nothing like
a soul who can let it out
and laugh the next day
Haiku # 38893, May 8, 2007 11:27 pm ET
by ^HUGE FAN^ hee hee
oh well, your website
is sour grapes anyways
I've better things to do
Haiku # 38892, May 8, 2007 11:09 pm ET
by Mox
i admit words shake
souls up but they can also
heal, instruct, and guide
Haiku # 38891, May 8, 2007 10:51 pm ET
by Mox
we will never give
up, or surrender for hell's
voices speak volumes

but are drowned out by
the fury of peace of mind and
a quiet rebuke
Haiku # 38890, May 8, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Mox
shrugs, like a road rage
let the guy die down the road
obituaries his
Haiku # 38889, May 8, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by Mox
do me a favor
next time you say harsh words as
I am known for see

me in you speaking
and think of those who do the
same great leap forward
Haiku # 38888, May 8, 2007 10:41 pm ET
by Mox
to try and shock and
hear the voices silenced speaks
volumes to hell's thoughts

silence the word smiths
smash the machines, luddites play
games with the future
Haiku # 38887, May 8, 2007 10:40 pm ET
by Mox
many stand in line
to lash out and decide in
haste to make waste in
Haiku # 38886, May 8, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by Mox
slice your fuckin' wrists
cut off your typing fingers
take a fuckin' rest
Haiku # 38885, May 8, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by ap
the greeks do it best
with a little ouzo head
love those lamb gyros
Haiku # 38884, May 8, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by hungry
think ouzo might work?
I
Haiku # 38883, May 8, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by scotch (but thanks for keeping it to a stanza)
anyone got a
thing of ouzo here? I'd think
I might make sense then
Haiku # 38882, May 8, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
it
Haiku # 38881, May 8, 2007 7:09 pm ET
by scotch
finally it's here
cleansing spirits of the year
took you long enough
Haiku # 38880, May 8, 2007 6:21 pm ET
by thank you
the voyeur
Haiku # 38879, May 8, 2007 5:48 pm ET
by scotch to lush
seventeen fingers
balled into a mighty fist!
pow! smack! biff! basho!
Haiku # 38878, May 8, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by the haiku avenger rides again
run-on sentences
inelegantly broken
do not make haiku
Haiku # 38877, May 8, 2007 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the future holds much
uncertainty, and faith keeps
some from slicing wrists

from giving up, from
thinking all is in vain and
I am not sure if

this makes people strong
or just pisses people off
due to superstition

like the idea of 5,7,5...
Haiku # 38876, May 8, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Worst advice ever:
"Dance like no one is watching."
Why not just dance well?
Haiku # 38875, May 8, 2007 5:02 pm ET
by Lush
nagging is of an
addict, it guides those closest
to a child, in some

cases, but one cares not
but steers away from the mad
the mind is clear when

when I am gone, or
you die, what will your words mean
emptiness? cbs?
Haiku # 38874, May 8, 2007 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
I have a great deal
of issues but also faith
and those might come to

be under some strange thought
event, circumstance, even
moving on, to what...
Haiku # 38873, May 8, 2007 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
at times I tend to
think that people get used to
their own opinions

as being the only
reality of others, when in fact
that's subjective
Haiku # 38872, May 8, 2007 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
I'm leaning back in
my chair thinking that people are
people...depeche mode

Haiku # 38871, May 8, 2007 4:54 pm ET
by Mox
Rip Van Winkle-like,
I find that two years have gone!
sadly, mox has not
Haiku # 38870, May 8, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by scotch
so hey there janis
about that april fools prank
a belated ha!
Haiku # 38869, May 8, 2007 4:10 pm ET
by scotch
that last one was mine...
the happy haiku hacker
and joku jester
Haiku # 38868, May 8, 2007 3:43 pm ET
by scotch
there is no knowing
an electron
Haiku # 38867, May 8, 2007 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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