Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

to try and shock and
hear the voices silenced speaks
volumes to hell's thoughts

silence the word smiths
smash the machines, luddites play
games with the future
Haiku # 38887, May 8, 2007 10:40 pm ET
by Mox
many stand in line
to lash out and decide in
haste to make waste in
Haiku # 38886, May 8, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by Mox
slice your fuckin' wrists
cut off your typing fingers
take a fuckin' rest
Haiku # 38885, May 8, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by ap
the greeks do it best
with a little ouzo head
love those lamb gyros
Haiku # 38884, May 8, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by hungry
think ouzo might work?
I
Haiku # 38883, May 8, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by scotch (but thanks for keeping it to a stanza)
anyone got a
thing of ouzo here? I'd think
I might make sense then
Haiku # 38882, May 8, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
it
Haiku # 38881, May 8, 2007 7:09 pm ET
by scotch
finally it's here
cleansing spirits of the year
took you long enough
Haiku # 38880, May 8, 2007 6:21 pm ET
by thank you
the voyeur
Haiku # 38879, May 8, 2007 5:48 pm ET
by scotch to lush
seventeen fingers
balled into a mighty fist!
pow! smack! biff! basho!
Haiku # 38878, May 8, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by the haiku avenger rides again
run-on sentences
inelegantly broken
do not make haiku
Haiku # 38877, May 8, 2007 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the future holds much
uncertainty, and faith keeps
some from slicing wrists

from giving up, from
thinking all is in vain and
I am not sure if

this makes people strong
or just pisses people off
due to superstition

like the idea of 5,7,5...
Haiku # 38876, May 8, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Worst advice ever:
"Dance like no one is watching."
Why not just dance well?
Haiku # 38875, May 8, 2007 5:02 pm ET
by Lush
nagging is of an
addict, it guides those closest
to a child, in some

cases, but one cares not
but steers away from the mad
the mind is clear when

when I am gone, or
you die, what will your words mean
emptiness? cbs?
Haiku # 38874, May 8, 2007 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
I have a great deal
of issues but also faith
and those might come to

be under some strange thought
event, circumstance, even
moving on, to what...
Haiku # 38873, May 8, 2007 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
at times I tend to
think that people get used to
their own opinions

as being the only
reality of others, when in fact
that's subjective
Haiku # 38872, May 8, 2007 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
I'm leaning back in
my chair thinking that people are
people...depeche mode

Haiku # 38871, May 8, 2007 4:54 pm ET
by Mox
Rip Van Winkle-like,
I find that two years have gone!
sadly, mox has not
Haiku # 38870, May 8, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by scotch
so hey there janis
about that april fools prank
a belated ha!
Haiku # 38869, May 8, 2007 4:10 pm ET
by scotch
that last one was mine...
the happy haiku hacker
and joku jester
Haiku # 38868, May 8, 2007 3:43 pm ET
by scotch
there is no knowing
an electron
Haiku # 38867, May 8, 2007 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, the site's back up
now security coded!
when did this happen?
Haiku # 38866, May 8, 2007 3:32 pm ET
by scotch
life for melody
push aways are pardon free
left with cherish
Haiku # 38865, May 8, 2007 12:07 pm ET
by singing Madonna..do dee do
happy birthday bro
you got away from this shit
i really miss u
Haiku # 38864, May 8, 2007 3:19 am ET
by burning down the house
just occured to me
like it should to you and i
arrows targets not
Haiku # 38863, May 7, 2007 9:42 am ET
by take it easy
in her mind she thought
this guy will be good for me
he trophied her out
Haiku # 38862, May 7, 2007 3:23 am ET
by little punk ass
that was delightful
some of the coolest ones yet
thanks for that.uh uh
Haiku # 38861, May 7, 2007 2:32 am ET
by water
transport a delight
I'm in subjagation of
this fever needs joy
Haiku # 38860, May 6, 2007 11:53 pm ET
by static..yes..hmm
follow devout waves
in Pseudo-Revelation
children of the day
Haiku # 38859, May 6, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by golden calf etc..
grande split in a rock
hammer hit the natural
crevice of mind seeps
Haiku # 38858, May 6, 2007 11:42 pm ET
by book of..
strike short this stair-way
hex~ it lies in a nut shell
cross tears seek sound deep
Haiku # 38857, May 6, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by high flying
Bulmaca ve Gazetelerde
Haiku # 38856, May 6, 2007 6:13 pm ET
by Bulmaca of Bulmaca
we are all human
here, whatever is just to
be as it will be
Haiku # 38855, May 6, 2007 2:50 pm ET
by Mox
some people write to gain
praise, others to focus their
feelings and insides...
Haiku # 38854, May 6, 2007 2:49 pm ET
by Mox
in fact people come
into our lives and decide for
us how to live till

those people are gone
from death or seperation
justice is a word

sometimes they can't be
contained but the words on
their own mean nothing
Haiku # 38853, May 6, 2007 1:39 pm ET
by Mox
the thing about this thing
called madness is social at
times, hysteria...
Haiku # 38852, May 6, 2007 1:37 pm ET
by Mox
when the inmates broke
out of the asylum and
found Cthulhu, IA!
Haiku # 38851, May 6, 2007 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
sunhine and fresh air
doctor ordered happiness
great day for the zoo!!
Haiku # 38850, May 6, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by monkey business
a stalwart series
of morons with weakend knees
will ya find truth, please?
Haiku # 38849, May 6, 2007 1:22 am ET
by Lush
i am what i am
just as you are what you are
but i'm way more smug
Haiku # 38848, May 6, 2007 12:32 am ET
by ash
i can't quite get there
the place where you are at now
is not where i am
Haiku # 38847, May 5, 2007 11:41 pm ET
by Richard Robertson
yell at the glued mouse
look alive get a move on
but ya know it's dead
Haiku # 38846, May 5, 2007 10:14 pm ET
by crapola in the hole-a
doors flusterment shape
echoes hell in the bathroom
leaving no escape
Haiku # 38845, May 5, 2007 10:10 pm ET
by blaaaahh down down
i hate english class
Haiku # 38844, May 5, 2007 10:05 pm ET
by matt kowalski of bethlehem, pa
hmm, what if I threw this
computer out the window, burned all my writings and became a stockbroker?
Haiku # 38843, May 5, 2007 9:11 pm ET
by Mox
elric's sword drank the
souls of those it slew as drunks
drinking wine as blood
Haiku # 38842, May 5, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by Mox
devoid of pigment
savors the fermented grape
albino wino
Haiku # 38841, May 5, 2007 4:37 pm ET
by Lush
fightin killin wine
gonna put u to a grave
nothing left to saaave
Haiku # 38840, May 5, 2007 4:34 pm ET
by Stealin LOL Southernwind eh
give me three steps if
you see that guy there lookin'
for a u know who
Haiku # 38839, May 5, 2007 4:07 pm ET
by Mox of in walks a man with a something in his hand
U two step to it
don't let it fool ya 'bout what's
inside..then curtsey
Haiku # 38838, May 5, 2007 1:54 pm ET
by Yee Haw babay
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