Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

eating an apple,
I think I taste pesticides.
Haiku # 38907, May 9, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by scotch of old SNL references
office of zombies
milling listlessly about
coffee maker dead
Haiku # 38906, May 9, 2007 3:18 pm ET
by scotch of caffeine withdrawal headache
an endless meeting
debtating product features
strongest bladder wins
Haiku # 38905, May 9, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by scotch of meeting hell (nod to Scott Adams)
laughs!!!

too bad we found out
about gram walking home from
our house christmas eve...
Haiku # 38904, May 9, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Mox
A dirty business
assholes at Miracle Gro
gotta sue the WORM guy
Haiku # 38903, May 9, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by Poop Scat
the old-timers know
why she never undresses:
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38902, May 9, 2007 11:45 am ET
by scotch
he wears a diaper
crawls himself around the floor
I swear.. I'de just laugh
Haiku # 38901, May 9, 2007 11:36 am ET
by whatever turns peeps on..
speaking of, how does
one make real green eggs and ham
I've plenty of "ham" :)
Haiku # 38900, May 9, 2007 11:23 am ET
by Mox
frustration is not
always projected or set in
but sometimes purifies

a temperance
to the will and self, seeking
eventually, what one had

happiness was with
thee all this time, no one else
could give it to me or you
Haiku # 38899, May 9, 2007 11:22 am ET
by Mox
that old love/hate thing
bdsm sub and domme
a strange sade' twist no?
Haiku # 38898, May 9, 2007 11:21 am ET
by Mox of go get em new french president
before sour grapes
and afterwards a good and
tasty merlot
Haiku # 38897, May 9, 2007 11:20 am ET
by Mox
well, I let you people
walk all over me, of course
you're going to mock me
Haiku # 38896, May 9, 2007 11:19 am ET
by Mox
Dance as no one is watching?


To dance is private
But Intense self-expression
Performed in public
Haiku # 38894, May 9, 2007 8:38 am ET
by Dancing Fool
there is nothing like
a soul who can let it out
and laugh the next day
Haiku # 38893, May 8, 2007 11:27 pm ET
by ^HUGE FAN^ hee hee
oh well, your website
is sour grapes anyways
I've better things to do
Haiku # 38892, May 8, 2007 11:09 pm ET
by Mox
i admit words shake
souls up but they can also
heal, instruct, and guide
Haiku # 38891, May 8, 2007 10:51 pm ET
by Mox
we will never give
up, or surrender for hell's
voices speak volumes

but are drowned out by
the fury of peace of mind and
a quiet rebuke
Haiku # 38890, May 8, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Mox
shrugs, like a road rage
let the guy die down the road
obituaries his
Haiku # 38889, May 8, 2007 10:46 pm ET
by Mox
do me a favor
next time you say harsh words as
I am known for see

me in you speaking
and think of those who do the
same great leap forward
Haiku # 38888, May 8, 2007 10:41 pm ET
by Mox
to try and shock and
hear the voices silenced speaks
volumes to hell's thoughts

silence the word smiths
smash the machines, luddites play
games with the future
Haiku # 38887, May 8, 2007 10:40 pm ET
by Mox
many stand in line
to lash out and decide in
haste to make waste in
Haiku # 38886, May 8, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by Mox
slice your fuckin' wrists
cut off your typing fingers
take a fuckin' rest
Haiku # 38885, May 8, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by ap
the greeks do it best
with a little ouzo head
love those lamb gyros
Haiku # 38884, May 8, 2007 8:43 pm ET
by hungry
think ouzo might work?
I
Haiku # 38883, May 8, 2007 8:02 pm ET
by scotch (but thanks for keeping it to a stanza)
anyone got a
thing of ouzo here? I'd think
I might make sense then
Haiku # 38882, May 8, 2007 7:41 pm ET
by Mox
it
Haiku # 38881, May 8, 2007 7:09 pm ET
by scotch
finally it's here
cleansing spirits of the year
took you long enough
Haiku # 38880, May 8, 2007 6:21 pm ET
by thank you
the voyeur
Haiku # 38879, May 8, 2007 5:48 pm ET
by scotch to lush
seventeen fingers
balled into a mighty fist!
pow! smack! biff! basho!
Haiku # 38878, May 8, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by the haiku avenger rides again
run-on sentences
inelegantly broken
do not make haiku
Haiku # 38877, May 8, 2007 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the future holds much
uncertainty, and faith keeps
some from slicing wrists

from giving up, from
thinking all is in vain and
I am not sure if

this makes people strong
or just pisses people off
due to superstition

like the idea of 5,7,5...
Haiku # 38876, May 8, 2007 5:03 pm ET
by Mox
Worst advice ever:
"Dance like no one is watching."
Why not just dance well?
Haiku # 38875, May 8, 2007 5:02 pm ET
by Lush
nagging is of an
addict, it guides those closest
to a child, in some

cases, but one cares not
but steers away from the mad
the mind is clear when

when I am gone, or
you die, what will your words mean
emptiness? cbs?
Haiku # 38874, May 8, 2007 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
I have a great deal
of issues but also faith
and those might come to

be under some strange thought
event, circumstance, even
moving on, to what...
Haiku # 38873, May 8, 2007 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
at times I tend to
think that people get used to
their own opinions

as being the only
reality of others, when in fact
that's subjective
Haiku # 38872, May 8, 2007 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
I'm leaning back in
my chair thinking that people are
people...depeche mode

Haiku # 38871, May 8, 2007 4:54 pm ET
by Mox
Rip Van Winkle-like,
I find that two years have gone!
sadly, mox has not
Haiku # 38870, May 8, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by scotch
so hey there janis
about that april fools prank
a belated ha!
Haiku # 38869, May 8, 2007 4:10 pm ET
by scotch
that last one was mine...
the happy haiku hacker
and joku jester
Haiku # 38868, May 8, 2007 3:43 pm ET
by scotch
there is no knowing
an electron
Haiku # 38867, May 8, 2007 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hey, the site's back up
now security coded!
when did this happen?
Haiku # 38866, May 8, 2007 3:32 pm ET
by scotch
life for melody
push aways are pardon free
left with cherish
Haiku # 38865, May 8, 2007 12:07 pm ET
by singing Madonna..do dee do
happy birthday bro
you got away from this shit
i really miss u
Haiku # 38864, May 8, 2007 3:19 am ET
by burning down the house
just occured to me
like it should to you and i
arrows targets not
Haiku # 38863, May 7, 2007 9:42 am ET
by take it easy
in her mind she thought
this guy will be good for me
he trophied her out
Haiku # 38862, May 7, 2007 3:23 am ET
by little punk ass
that was delightful
some of the coolest ones yet
thanks for that.uh uh
Haiku # 38861, May 7, 2007 2:32 am ET
by water
transport a delight
I'm in subjagation of
this fever needs joy
Haiku # 38860, May 6, 2007 11:53 pm ET
by static..yes..hmm
follow devout waves
in Pseudo-Revelation
children of the day
Haiku # 38859, May 6, 2007 11:47 pm ET
by golden calf etc..
grande split in a rock
hammer hit the natural
crevice of mind seeps
Haiku # 38858, May 6, 2007 11:42 pm ET
by book of..
strike short this stair-way
hex~ it lies in a nut shell
cross tears seek sound deep
Haiku # 38857, May 6, 2007 11:32 pm ET
by high flying
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