Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

bloomin foul cess pool
smeared with corruption unkind
beastly quagmire
Haiku # 38984, May 14, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by cleaning toilets
backyard dirt is clay
heaven and hell plays chessgames
the equator tilts
Haiku # 38983, May 14, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by yep yup yeah it is true by small amounts
subliminal kind
reasonings perfect for crime
operation mind
Haiku # 38982, May 14, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by zoos jungles and old movies
bread into effect
life's long ambidextrose chime
a mind of balance
Haiku # 38981, May 14, 2007 2:51 pm ET
by Old Captn Moore
No escape dee plee
The vast expanse will call you
The rest of your life
*
Its soul will call yours
In moments of solitude
Its night cries you
Haiku # 38980, May 14, 2007 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
tonight I leave Oz
six months a travelling lass
my soul expanded

such vast space, great sky
no limits on expansion
I've found my songline

My song sings freely
My rich voice is now my own
Fluidly singing
Haiku # 38979, May 14, 2007 3:35 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of Sydney to Dubai
mmmhpph ammph...
mouth full of red man, but I
am typing, moot no?
Haiku # 38978, May 13, 2007 11:21 pm ET
by Mox
Milly so little
Sliced Floyd's nipple made him fall
Fee tried that was all

Alignment it must
for those chords to hit just right
this ii~iis the twilight
Haiku # 38977, May 13, 2007 11:18 pm ET
by Fee free in the zone
do blow off this war
on tourism, we need phish
food to cleanse the soul
Haiku # 38976, May 13, 2007 10:20 pm ET
by Mox of also like this kind of ice cream from ben and jerrys
She's sweet?
C'mon be honest tell me??
I think she's all that..
Haiku # 38974, May 13, 2007 7:26 pm ET
by LOL.. duh okay hahaha
life even palms carry
when they are blown with clean smells
that's all dreams can be
Haiku # 38973, May 13, 2007 4:50 pm ET
by shut down..
key thought relative
enchanting a melody
rhapsodist of wits
Haiku # 38972, May 13, 2007 2:09 pm ET
by moving right along
they're cut down in youth
by drugs or idiots with lust
for blind vengence, but
Haiku # 38971, May 13, 2007 10:43 am ET
by Mox
i'm getting too old
yesterdays more attractive
than my tomorrows
Haiku # 38970, May 13, 2007 8:51 am ET
by ash
Wretched oversight
Insert "'twas" before last line
In the preceding
Haiku # 38969, May 13, 2007 4:20 am ET
by Lush
Boat climbs giant wave
Clooney and Wahlberg are dead
The perfect storm
Haiku # 38968, May 13, 2007 4:18 am ET
by Lush
My shed pubic hairs
Assembled into language
Like alphabet soup
Haiku # 38967, May 13, 2007 4:15 am ET
by Lush
you go down on me
i will try to make you see
I have down times too
Haiku # 38966, May 13, 2007 1:45 am ET
by got laundry to do..dirty socks
&&&& so..
the races were cool
company car takes first place
and baby..it was good
Haiku # 38965, May 13, 2007 1:43 am ET
by bad of roses of ALL THINGS ROCK
Entitled: R.I.P.
The lead vocalist
By the name of Shannon Hoon
Died of overdose.
Haiku # 38964, May 13, 2007 12:50 am ET
by Lush
The bumblebee chick
Was in "No Rain" video.
The band: Blind Melon.
Haiku # 38963, May 13, 2007 12:48 am ET
by Lush
I shall have to say
hi to all bespectackled
gals dancing bee songs
Haiku # 38962, May 12, 2007 6:39 pm ET
by Moxe 4:20 of I wonder what Matthew, Mark, Luke and John 4:20 are...
going to the races
those cars do something to me
hope it doesn't rain
Haiku # 38961, May 12, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Legends are cute :)
and all I can say is
that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the
Haiku # 38960, May 12, 2007 4:20 pm ET
by Blind Melon
what was the band with
the bumblebee girl and the
trippy hippy style?
Haiku # 38959, May 12, 2007 11:48 am ET
by Mox
now i know what it
feels to grow old, forgive me
for going over one 'ku

to Sponge, Stone Temple
Pilots, Soundgarden, to
Kurt Cobain, Johnny Cash,
Neil Young, Urge Overkill
Neil Diamond for that song
Urge Overkill got and all
that came before and after

God Bless You Mr Linkin Park
and thanks for all the emotion
Haiku # 38958, May 12, 2007 11:46 am ET
by Moxie of a bit "overboard" but it just flows out sometimes
i am the stapler
hold things together i do
like papers mostly
Haiku # 38957, May 12, 2007 5:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the rain in spain stays
Ahyahhh you know what I'm singing
now she's a classic
Haiku # 38956, May 12, 2007 1:08 am ET
by UCBM..
I am obssessed with
Dinosaur Jr's drummer
please don't ask me why
Haiku # 38955, May 11, 2007 10:23 pm ET
by Lush
Rain puts out fire
silencing a sweet spirit
growing a new one
Haiku # 38954, May 11, 2007 8:30 pm ET
by 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
send mommy flowers
just because her day is here
and so..love spreads love
Haiku # 38953, May 11, 2007 1:10 pm ET
by it is not too late
rhythm's soul is there
take me to Iridium
over the rainbow
Haiku # 38952, May 10, 2007 5:56 pm ET
by dialation
fall,leaves fall from trees
spring, leaves began to blossom
summer drought, leaves brown
Haiku # 38951, May 10, 2007 3:05 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
westleterven twelve
only sold at the abbey
god won't deliver
Haiku # 38950, May 10, 2007 2:11 am ET
by scotch
speaking of duvel
i just came back from belgium
all hail saint sixtus!
Haiku # 38949, May 10, 2007 2:06 am ET
by scotch of best beer in the world?
the beer is in your
fridge...it's duvel...I don't kid
when I come to beer
Haiku # 38948, May 10, 2007 1:21 am ET
by Mox
goodnight to you..hmm
gotta go make sandwhiches
my smile is on you

.
Haiku # 38947, May 10, 2007 1:18 am ET
by thanxxxx
can u take a name
like Oral Roberts seriously
doesn't Peter North come to mind?

:)

I suppose Ron Jeremy and
Tammy Faye...I hate to admit
I think she's cool...
Haiku # 38946, May 10, 2007 1:16 am ET
by Mox
there are though a few
times when a hit is sweet/just
that makes your heart stop
Haiku # 38945, May 10, 2007 1:13 am ET
by and say.. well damn that is cool
have you tamed Moxie
or have you gotten the taste?
it is bittersweet

it awakens it
has gentian root, picture
Dr. Pepper with a dash

of angosuthra bitters...
Haiku # 38944, May 10, 2007 1:12 am ET
by Moxie of mystery solved?
I can't speak foreign
languages or play guitar
so your talents...ok????
Haiku # 38943, May 10, 2007 1:11 am ET
by Mox
I just don't figure
what the heck is going on
no judge here or there

moments of thought
come into play with the hits
and that's about it
Haiku # 38942, May 10, 2007 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I was born with a
condition called ADHD
the mind can't sit still...

it has problems with
limits and being prozaced...
your mind is as fast

it's very frightening
it's not on purpose, you have
to be you and me me...

but we all change, grow, etc...
Haiku # 38941, May 10, 2007 1:10 am ET
by Mox
and to you I say
WTF?? you in my head ???
this way that way..ugh
Haiku # 38940, May 10, 2007 1:07 am ET
by It is really weird and scary
what should i say to
the guy who wanted me to slice
my wrists and break my hands?
Haiku # 38939, May 10, 2007 1:07 am ET
by Mox
my crown is in a
bag marked royale, two shots of
death, whiskey train....why

can't they show hank hill
trying red wine for once and
i still must have dandelion...

why do the rich have
to hog the "good stuff" or are
they too isolated...

pray for Paris hilton to
return to alabama and meet
the people again she once

put on her show like
so much Christian Dior
accesorizing...to connect...

I mean to connect
to live, to love, to learn, for
once in her life, and

to know who God is
who those people are...
Haiku # 38938, May 10, 2007 1:06 am ET
by Mox
in his lead I wait
maybe that's been figured..now
a girl who dances
Haiku # 38937, May 10, 2007 1:04 am ET
by yeah..yes..i hope it is good
are you madame or
are you prophet, who are you?
I am not pure...I'm

less than 1/2 the man
I used to be...when, we were children we had a better

sense of possibility
but belief in adult form narrows
how can we enter heaven then

as cynical gen x adults?
and I mean also the zen metaphor of letting go

in this life... lord jesus
i pray unto you, is what I say
often quietly, whenever...

i am not a pure person
never will be, time will tell
how this ends...ah man...

damn outbursts...this is
rediculous, pride, and
more pride...I ordered chinese!
Haiku # 38936, May 10, 2007 1:03 am ET
by mox
OHH where's your crown king??
Hell I bought it at goodwill
dogbones and metal ..;)
Haiku # 38935, May 10, 2007 1:00 am ET
by do want a picture of it?
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