Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

rats snails and those tails
my mom takes care of herself
I am oh so happy
Haiku # 39031, May 16, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by watch me now
words echo not hers
what is coming down is dead
that is life in vain
Haiku # 39030, May 16, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by dime a dozen beta fish
Snow clouds, puppy dogs
Rainbows, butterflies, ice cream
Lets' pee on your mom
Haiku # 39029, May 16, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by desertlooney
why must she follow
thought of her better than that
oy she bought into
Haiku # 39028, May 16, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Cmon she cant see through that???
so says yoda.. DO
OR NOT DO THERE IS NO TRY
little green cutie
Haiku # 39027, May 16, 2007 9:20 am ET
by going the Nike way
pink floyd just do it
that psychedelic breakfast
well my mind's a blank
Haiku # 39026, May 16, 2007 8:15 am ET
by ash
imagine twinkies
science experiments like
oh, say this wild one

look for a book called Twinkie: Deconstructed
Haiku # 39025, May 15, 2007 9:17 pm ET
by Mox of http://www.solardeathray.com/twinkie.html
if we put one of
these dells in a catapult
a results website?
Haiku # 39024, May 15, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Mox
I gotta wonder
how strong I can really be
can I beat these things
Haiku # 39023, May 15, 2007 7:15 pm ET
by derailed
interesting word
it reminds me of a snake
that's new stuff on me
Haiku # 39022, May 15, 2007 7:07 pm ET
by at this point I wont go there.. LOL
dammit where is it
my dictionary.. I need
to look that word up
Haiku # 39021, May 15, 2007 7:03 pm ET
by kundoodeewha>??
nicotine aha
AA daddy says it's worse
than heroin kill
Haiku # 39020, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by addictions KILL EM ALL
but you can't get a
concubine on the dollar
menu with that salt...
Haiku # 39019, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by Mox
well I am thinking
tantric frustration would be
best kundalinied...
Haiku # 39018, May 15, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Mox
three of death doublers
absolutely are a fix
you need another deal
Haiku # 39017, May 15, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by go get laid will ya?? :)
I chew tobacco
when I write so there's a fact
no one wants to know
Haiku # 39016, May 15, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by Mox
your mouth that is full
makes me wonder what the fuck
has occupied it
Haiku # 39015, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by LOL.. loaded
is three doubles with
mayo at McDonalds more
a death row request?
Haiku # 39014, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by Mox of ...or method of execution...I really eat this frequently in real life
so tomorrow she
she that is me and so on
will be quite bitchy
Haiku # 39013, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by need to oil my chain
well the weirdest thing
has happened, I'm speechless eh
mr. mouth is now full
Haiku # 39012, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by Mox
anyway I decide
I like to run bike and swim
more than drink and smoke
Haiku # 39011, May 15, 2007 6:56 pm ET
by mother in law does not approve
dancing with the stars
bonks head, dancing seeing stars
is that pay per view?
Haiku # 39010, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by Mox of yes, Mick Foley, mr cactus jack, wrote a novel or two, tietam brown... book em socko
I want a Whopper
Mayo and ketchup all over
and double the cheese
Haiku # 39009, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by death row meal request
miller high life, gots
to sit down and drink sometime
when all is said, done...
Haiku # 39008, May 15, 2007 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
if god is jealous
he must be pissed at the pope
all that toe kissing
Haiku # 39007, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by POW
kick off! the ko'an
what is the sound of one field goal
clapping? red zone
Haiku # 39006, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dam bursts and so
the words flow like water so
I'll break out the wine
Haiku # 39005, May 15, 2007 6:51 pm ET
by Mox of ...and cheeseburgers...
say zen a mantra
holy hell batman it's time
I'm goin fourteener
Haiku # 39004, May 15, 2007 6:50 pm ET
by it is a goal ya know
u know what Marx said
religion is a drug of
some masses, Cath'lick
Haiku # 39003, May 15, 2007 6:49 pm ET
by Mox of why is the body of Christ the consistency of styrofoam?
my God, is it true?
Haiku 3:16 the style
is right, the right #
Haiku # 39002, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mox
the scariest part
is what hell will cross my mind
over the few days
Haiku # 39001, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by got any happy pills for a few
some guy in 'Bama
Eugene Walters, said hi, The
Great Santini points...
Haiku # 39000, May 15, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by Mox of say hi to pat conroy for me
refers to paychecks
cut down to waste talents which
thank God for Dilbert
Haiku # 38999, May 15, 2007 6:46 pm ET
by Mox
it won't be easy
but i gotta let it go
screw his drunk momma
Haiku # 38998, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by cannot do it his way
I heard in the news
ceos finally are
getting, eh, downsized :)
Haiku # 38997, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by Mox of yay for small business
the only choice with
voices in my head is to
conclude, this odd touch...

someone managed to
hook a direct tv in
my mind to MTV2
Haiku # 38996, May 15, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by Mox of not quite Philip K. Dick
it will cause unrest
the bossman will grow angry
calls it the highroad
Haiku # 38995, May 15, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by batton down the hatches..
you make me stronger
now, your words encourage and
I wish I had been...

more a smile to your faces...
Haiku # 38994, May 15, 2007 6:41 pm ET
by Mox
thinking about it
yesterday's mile was great
those senses say yes
Haiku # 38993, May 15, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by going back
from in to put out
strengths are under self attack
rhyme to conquer hell

Haiku # 38992, May 15, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by addictions going down
always a bad moon
a rising but what comes after
the old new moon
Haiku # 38991, May 15, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Mox
Fifty-six hours straight
A little manic at first
Then we danced as one
*
Then she found herself
Her precise delicate steps
Took me to the edge
*
Dancing with passion
The world ceased to exist
The dream became real
*
Made the dance her own
Hypnotized by her magic
I gasped for my breath
*
That was good I said
Incredibly she said
Haiku # 38990, May 15, 2007 1:22 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
purify your soul
cause I only wanted to
see you laughing there
Haiku # 38989, May 14, 2007 9:30 pm ET
by HAHA Purple Rain/Controversy
the eras of time
record tragedy in deed
and stone foundation...
Haiku # 38988, May 14, 2007 6:20 pm ET
by Mox
I have a strong urge
to go to a large cool lake
and cannonball in
Haiku # 38987, May 14, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by Mox of splash
one smart man walks strong
watching and learning it all
he sees laughs and cries
Haiku # 38986, May 14, 2007 5:08 pm ET
by respectful admiration
put on your swim suits
rays are delightful today
sprinkle of fake rain
Haiku # 38985, May 14, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by aint no hexgirl..how gay was that
bloomin foul cess pool
smeared with corruption unkind
beastly quagmire
Haiku # 38984, May 14, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by cleaning toilets
backyard dirt is clay
heaven and hell plays chessgames
the equator tilts
Haiku # 38983, May 14, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by yep yup yeah it is true by small amounts
subliminal kind
reasonings perfect for crime
operation mind
Haiku # 38982, May 14, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by zoos jungles and old movies
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