Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

why must she follow
thought of her better than that
oy she bought into
Haiku # 39028, May 16, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Cmon she cant see through that???
so says yoda.. DO
OR NOT DO THERE IS NO TRY
little green cutie
Haiku # 39027, May 16, 2007 9:20 am ET
by going the Nike way
pink floyd just do it
that psychedelic breakfast
well my mind's a blank
Haiku # 39026, May 16, 2007 8:15 am ET
by ash
imagine twinkies
science experiments like
oh, say this wild one

look for a book called Twinkie: Deconstructed
Haiku # 39025, May 15, 2007 9:17 pm ET
by Mox of http://www.solardeathray.com/twinkie.html
if we put one of
these dells in a catapult
a results website?
Haiku # 39024, May 15, 2007 9:15 pm ET
by Mox
I gotta wonder
how strong I can really be
can I beat these things
Haiku # 39023, May 15, 2007 7:15 pm ET
by derailed
interesting word
it reminds me of a snake
that's new stuff on me
Haiku # 39022, May 15, 2007 7:07 pm ET
by at this point I wont go there.. LOL
dammit where is it
my dictionary.. I need
to look that word up
Haiku # 39021, May 15, 2007 7:03 pm ET
by kundoodeewha>??
nicotine aha
AA daddy says it's worse
than heroin kill
Haiku # 39020, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by addictions KILL EM ALL
but you can't get a
concubine on the dollar
menu with that salt...
Haiku # 39019, May 15, 2007 7:02 pm ET
by Mox
well I am thinking
tantric frustration would be
best kundalinied...
Haiku # 39018, May 15, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by Mox
three of death doublers
absolutely are a fix
you need another deal
Haiku # 39017, May 15, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by go get laid will ya?? :)
I chew tobacco
when I write so there's a fact
no one wants to know
Haiku # 39016, May 15, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by Mox
your mouth that is full
makes me wonder what the fuck
has occupied it
Haiku # 39015, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by LOL.. loaded
is three doubles with
mayo at McDonalds more
a death row request?
Haiku # 39014, May 15, 2007 6:58 pm ET
by Mox of ...or method of execution...I really eat this frequently in real life
so tomorrow she
she that is me and so on
will be quite bitchy
Haiku # 39013, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by need to oil my chain
well the weirdest thing
has happened, I'm speechless eh
mr. mouth is now full
Haiku # 39012, May 15, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by Mox
anyway I decide
I like to run bike and swim
more than drink and smoke
Haiku # 39011, May 15, 2007 6:56 pm ET
by mother in law does not approve
dancing with the stars
bonks head, dancing seeing stars
is that pay per view?
Haiku # 39010, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by Mox of yes, Mick Foley, mr cactus jack, wrote a novel or two, tietam brown... book em socko
I want a Whopper
Mayo and ketchup all over
and double the cheese
Haiku # 39009, May 15, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by death row meal request
miller high life, gots
to sit down and drink sometime
when all is said, done...
Haiku # 39008, May 15, 2007 6:53 pm ET
by Mox
if god is jealous
he must be pissed at the pope
all that toe kissing
Haiku # 39007, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by POW
kick off! the ko'an
what is the sound of one field goal
clapping? red zone
Haiku # 39006, May 15, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dam bursts and so
the words flow like water so
I'll break out the wine
Haiku # 39005, May 15, 2007 6:51 pm ET
by Mox of ...and cheeseburgers...
say zen a mantra
holy hell batman it's time
I'm goin fourteener
Haiku # 39004, May 15, 2007 6:50 pm ET
by it is a goal ya know
u know what Marx said
religion is a drug of
some masses, Cath'lick
Haiku # 39003, May 15, 2007 6:49 pm ET
by Mox of why is the body of Christ the consistency of styrofoam?
my God, is it true?
Haiku 3:16 the style
is right, the right #
Haiku # 39002, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mox
the scariest part
is what hell will cross my mind
over the few days
Haiku # 39001, May 15, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by got any happy pills for a few
some guy in 'Bama
Eugene Walters, said hi, The
Great Santini points...
Haiku # 39000, May 15, 2007 6:47 pm ET
by Mox of say hi to pat conroy for me
refers to paychecks
cut down to waste talents which
thank God for Dilbert
Haiku # 38999, May 15, 2007 6:46 pm ET
by Mox
it won't be easy
but i gotta let it go
screw his drunk momma
Haiku # 38998, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by cannot do it his way
I heard in the news
ceos finally are
getting, eh, downsized :)
Haiku # 38997, May 15, 2007 6:45 pm ET
by Mox of yay for small business
the only choice with
voices in my head is to
conclude, this odd touch...

someone managed to
hook a direct tv in
my mind to MTV2
Haiku # 38996, May 15, 2007 6:43 pm ET
by Mox of not quite Philip K. Dick
it will cause unrest
the bossman will grow angry
calls it the highroad
Haiku # 38995, May 15, 2007 6:42 pm ET
by batton down the hatches..
you make me stronger
now, your words encourage and
I wish I had been...

more a smile to your faces...
Haiku # 38994, May 15, 2007 6:41 pm ET
by Mox
thinking about it
yesterday's mile was great
those senses say yes
Haiku # 38993, May 15, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by going back
from in to put out
strengths are under self attack
rhyme to conquer hell

Haiku # 38992, May 15, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by addictions going down
always a bad moon
a rising but what comes after
the old new moon
Haiku # 38991, May 15, 2007 3:50 pm ET
by Mox
Fifty-six hours straight
A little manic at first
Then we danced as one
*
Then she found herself
Her precise delicate steps
Took me to the edge
*
Dancing with passion
The world ceased to exist
The dream became real
*
Made the dance her own
Hypnotized by her magic
I gasped for my breath
*
That was good I said
Incredibly she said
Haiku # 38990, May 15, 2007 1:22 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
purify your soul
cause I only wanted to
see you laughing there
Haiku # 38989, May 14, 2007 9:30 pm ET
by HAHA Purple Rain/Controversy
the eras of time
record tragedy in deed
and stone foundation...
Haiku # 38988, May 14, 2007 6:20 pm ET
by Mox
I have a strong urge
to go to a large cool lake
and cannonball in
Haiku # 38987, May 14, 2007 5:30 pm ET
by Mox of splash
one smart man walks strong
watching and learning it all
he sees laughs and cries
Haiku # 38986, May 14, 2007 5:08 pm ET
by respectful admiration
put on your swim suits
rays are delightful today
sprinkle of fake rain
Haiku # 38985, May 14, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by aint no hexgirl..how gay was that
bloomin foul cess pool
smeared with corruption unkind
beastly quagmire
Haiku # 38984, May 14, 2007 3:00 pm ET
by cleaning toilets
backyard dirt is clay
heaven and hell plays chessgames
the equator tilts
Haiku # 38983, May 14, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by yep yup yeah it is true by small amounts
subliminal kind
reasonings perfect for crime
operation mind
Haiku # 38982, May 14, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by zoos jungles and old movies
bread into effect
life's long ambidextrose chime
a mind of balance
Haiku # 38981, May 14, 2007 2:51 pm ET
by Old Captn Moore
No escape dee plee
The vast expanse will call you
The rest of your life
*
Its soul will call yours
In moments of solitude
Its night cries you
Haiku # 38980, May 14, 2007 7:13 am ET
by William Nippress
tonight I leave Oz
six months a travelling lass
my soul expanded

such vast space, great sky
no limits on expansion
I've found my songline

My song sings freely
My rich voice is now my own
Fluidly singing
Haiku # 38979, May 14, 2007 3:35 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of Sydney to Dubai
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