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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
It
Haiku # 39121 June 3, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
words just keep going
the time is ticking away
with run-on sentence
Haiku # 39120 June 2, 2007 11:36 am ET
by just bored
delicatessen
corned beef and patrami meat
offers love with cheese
Haiku # 39119 June 2, 2007 11:32 am ET
by essen brings joy
Temba, his arms wide.
Sokath, his eys uncovered.
Mir, his sails unfurled!
Haiku # 39118 June 2, 2007 2:20 am ET
by Darmok and Jalad of Tanagra
i heard you like them?
she asked with a postured grin
yeah, I loooooooove mudkips
Haiku # 39117 June 1, 2007 4:25 pm ET
by Recoil of Toronto
opening a dive
across from the big hot spot
I'll call it "Denied"
Haiku # 39116 June 1, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by hanging out with Dick
moving to Utah
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39115 June 1, 2007 12:50 pm ET
by must be drunk
gonna move to Uath
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39114 June 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by oops..dont wanna be a butcher
gonna move to Uath
I will take up five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39113 June 1, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by yesterdays movie
temptation candy
sweet cocoa sugars entice
whets the tongue juicy
Haiku # 39112 June 1, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by oh
people, like tango
explore naive impulses
embolden the mix
Haiku # 39111 June 1, 2007 1:30 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
life's a remix
each has the pleasure, enjoy
what each has
Haiku # 39110 June 1, 2007 1:22 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
afternoon sexy
like a linen breezy sweat
Scent of sweet revenge
Haiku # 39109 May 31, 2007 2:58 pm ET
by invoking
Chunga
Haiku # 39108 May 31, 2007 10:13 am ET
by Dancing Fool
What about a duck
head in water ass in air
good Duck al' Orange
Haiku # 39107 May 30, 2007 11:54 pm ET
by whateveh
PAHLSSON SCORES! Strewth! He
must be the best defensive
player of the year!
Haiku # 39106 May 30, 2007 11:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
figure of great strength
addictive like narcotic
noble illusion
Haiku # 39105 May 30, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by hero
swing and shuffle 'round
even do the frank zappa
"i'm a dancing fool!"
Haiku # 39104 May 30, 2007 4:14 pm ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
saintly faithful fly
wings gloried faster than eye
owns the complex view
Haiku # 39103 May 30, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by folded newspaper
The Gotan project
Masterly Tango rhythm
Tempting me to dance
Haiku # 39102 May 30, 2007 1:16 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
song
Haiku # 39101 May 30, 2007 3:07 am ET
by DisComiCat of Gotan Project country
Darkness visible
A solid wall of nothing
Thus our entry bared
Haiku # 39100 May 29, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
hurts me deep inside
driving down this lonely road
you've got to fly now
Haiku # 39099 May 29, 2007 2:41 am ET
by Slaughter(ed)
give youth the noise boys
you had it so young and free
you're fine, it's their time
Haiku # 39098 May 29, 2007 2:21 am ET
by holding their reigns
tee pee for your hole
I am theee ~ cornholio
shittin eatin fool
Haiku # 39097 May 29, 2007 12:17 am ET
by hankee poo
in my excitement
i have begun to ssstutter
ssssorry about that
Haiku # 39094 May 28, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead
chowderhead returns!
it has been too long since he
blessed blessed this site with dreck
Haiku # 39093 May 28, 2007 12:54 pm ET
by chowderhead
following is a
test of the emergency
bad haiku system
Haiku # 39092 May 28, 2007 12:52 pm ET
by chowderhead of right here
I'm not quite home yet,
Roosting by a riverside
Til my house is free

By flowing water
I ease into homecoming
Find my body clock

Tick into focus
With a willow weeping green
Maiden hair for joy

I love your kite song
Your welcoming life greeting
I really can fly

I really can dive
Like a slinky-sleek wet bird
At home anywhere.

I know you've heard me,
Watched me, seen me, felt me, known...
Air, earth, water, fire.

Elemental growth
Organismic experience
Unifying self.

Red kite rowan tree
Passion flower, lavender
Dandelion lawn

At home as June starts
This story's summer chapter
We'll speak before long.
Haiku # 39091 May 25, 2007 2:28 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of sweet Thames riverside
today I just want
a moment to take a breath
to watch cookies bake
Haiku # 39090 May 25, 2007 11:31 am ET
by at 350
she smells a fragrance
fluent in his creation
strength guides her heart home
Haiku # 39089 May 25, 2007 11:10 am ET
by natural
As I gaze outside
I see a Red Kite soaring
Almost out of sight
*
By its position
Guessing it
Haiku # 39088 May 25, 2007 6:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Near Dee Plee Fab
jet plane brought me home
to a green and pleasant land
and a new life time

heart beating loudly
pacing life in loving steps
i live in new time

what's possible is
anything and everything
with love, trust and time
Haiku # 39087 May 25, 2007 5:23 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab of A green and Pleasant Land
I'de like to share it
silly little laugh I got
from THIS funny place
Haiku # 39086 May 24, 2007 2:47 am ET
by Hey Kelly is rockin and I luv her
to stoke the fires
blowing to meet desires
guarantees the sale
Haiku # 39085 May 24, 2007 2:01 am ET
by God Bless Lawhon
without rejection
without fear of the first cut
you can't find the yes
Haiku # 39084 May 24, 2007 1:55 am ET
by go for no
that's epiphany
if you want to be happy
you just have to be
Haiku # 39083 May 23, 2007 8:23 am ET
by ash
the game is played out
make assurance double sure
heaven knows what may :)
Haiku # 39082 May 23, 2007 3:08 am ET
by serenity
hello to heaven
basement stairs head underneath
where he lied to me
Haiku # 39081 May 23, 2007 2:57 am ET
by round and round
it's like dejavu
hundreds of pretty ones and
then one ugly one
Haiku # 39080 May 22, 2007 11:00 am ET
by neon lights
What Happened to you?
I actually enjoyed it
Reading your last one
Haiku # 39079 May 22, 2007 5:34 am ET
by I mean this sincerely folks
the thing about these
forums is only typed words are
seen, not lives or :)
Haiku # 39078 May 21, 2007 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
this is about done
encourage to tinker's damn
means going nowhere




Haiku # 39077 May 21, 2007 12:47 pm ET
by enuff z nuff
It can
Haiku # 39076 May 21, 2007 8:48 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Tango. Simple word
World of sensuous pleasure
Dimly lit dance floors
*
Music of desire
Lost to waves of melody
Unmistakable rhythm
*
Response in couples
To their own private drama
Passion, nostalgia
*
Evoking madness
Of a sort, not allowed here
Clean respectable
*
A sanitized world
Without love and emotion
So dull and boring
Haiku # 39075 May 21, 2007 8:30 am ET
by Dancing Fool
moonstruck behavior
it's trigger phenomena
wild and foolish
Haiku # 39074 May 21, 2007 12:31 am ET
by ecliptic tides
dare not wait upon
perfect delirium fall
events of pebbles
Haiku # 39073 May 21, 2007 12:27 am ET
by second sight
today was special
sermon of not being alone
funeral's new gate
Haiku # 39072 May 20, 2007 2:33 pm ET
by ways of love..
hmm, I realize I'm happier when I'm not here and if I leave here and I'm happy then all that matters is that I'm happy
Haiku # 39071 May 20, 2007 12:40 pm ET
by Mox
rosster and donkey
my donkey ate your rooster
my cock in your ass
Haiku # 39070 May 20, 2007 11:24 am ET
by is this funny?