Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
who owns me but me
thinking too complicated
too i'll take a bath
Haiku # 39147 June 9, 2007 2:53 pm ET
by Austrian Freud Friend of Austrian culture is better than American porn
incorporating
your environment you have
no alternative
Haiku # 39146 June 9, 2007 2:36 pm ET
by Austrian fool of love of Austrian Himmelbett
my love and me had
spaghetti carbonara
we had each other
Haiku # 39145 June 9, 2007 2:33 pm ET
by Austrian of Austrian kitchen
What you said was
Haiku # 39144 June 9, 2007 9:01 am ET
by On my Knees out of respect
freedom rings for few
those lucky ones, indeed should
cherish that great gift
Haiku # 39143 June 8, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by sleep
I believe that love
and ownership-possession,
are incompatible

openness, respect,
nourish other people and
encourage growing

authenticity
is living, loving, being
as you are, yourself

now, no-one owns me
I belong to me alone
giving is MY gift

We gave each other
Words, thoughts, ideas, feelings.
We both gave lunch time.
Haiku # 39142 June 8, 2007 3:20 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Though A metaphor
It is still a metaphor
It is metaphor
Haiku # 39141 June 8, 2007 5:20 am ET
by William Nippress
every rose, back five
I feel the lie on my thigh
Oh you know. cancel
Haiku # 39140 June 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by virgin d steel dead
no diary dirt
rearrange ..Robert PLant school
1st love..is it true
Haiku # 39139 June 8, 2007 3:40 am ET
by oooh that smell
you are an asshole
calling me the demon shame
he she and the strings
Haiku # 39138 June 8, 2007 3:06 am ET
by Blimpie bpy falling with wings
faster pussycat
Paris is a jailbird free
goin goin gone
Haiku # 39137 June 8, 2007 3:02 am ET
by jimmy page
oh shit the giant
fee fi fo fummin his way
through speakers on air
Haiku # 39136 June 8, 2007 2:24 am ET
by didnt hear the first word
life loi moi tres bien
also a joint paradox
consumed by all of
Haiku # 39135 June 8, 2007 2:20 am ET
by lifelovecanthavenevermiss
here wango tango
covered in cat scratch fever
gotta love "suck It"
Haiku # 39134 June 8, 2007 1:13 am ET
by tattoo me TED
high-flying dazzle
would you put aside the dream
it has bitten you
Haiku # 39133 June 8, 2007 12:57 am ET
by wink of an eye
are you coming back?
your mind is trully missed here
maybe you tired..
Haiku # 39132 June 7, 2007 6:38 pm ET
by what r friends for?
bravery to check
the obstruction of war is
in the right order
Haiku # 39131 June 6, 2007 6:27 pm ET
by dead oil
we need more robots:
more time for playstationing!
schlaraffenlanding!
Haiku # 39130 June 6, 2007 12:14 pm ET
by Austrian Industrie Worker of Austria
strange phenomenon:
big fat pathology book
makes me look simmer
Haiku # 39129 June 6, 2007 12:09 pm ET
by Austrian student of Austria
astrogenital.
georgian tradition
needs more marketing!
Haiku # 39128 June 6, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by Austrian of Austria
beautiful air wave
the sound is mute but I feel
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 39127 June 6, 2007 11:25 am ET
by moment to breathe
So good to see you
I reveled in your quick mind
We talked of our lives
-
Pickled red peppers
Olive
Haiku # 39126 June 6, 2007 6:20 am ET
by on my knees
real love is baroque
totally complexual
so you don't get bored
Haiku # 39123 June 4, 2007 1:12 pm ET
by pearls
aching for knowledge
surviving the times comes first
heart fleurys soundly
Haiku # 39122 June 3, 2007 4:46 pm ET
by illusional di
It
Haiku # 39121 June 3, 2007 12:19 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
words just keep going
the time is ticking away
with run-on sentence
Haiku # 39120 June 2, 2007 11:36 am ET
by just bored
delicatessen
corned beef and patrami meat
offers love with cheese
Haiku # 39119 June 2, 2007 11:32 am ET
by essen brings joy
Temba, his arms wide.
Sokath, his eys uncovered.
Mir, his sails unfurled!
Haiku # 39118 June 2, 2007 2:20 am ET
by Darmok and Jalad of Tanagra
i heard you like them?
she asked with a postured grin
yeah, I loooooooove mudkips
Haiku # 39117 June 1, 2007 4:25 pm ET
by Recoil of Toronto
opening a dive
across from the big hot spot
I'll call it "Denied"
Haiku # 39116 June 1, 2007 12:57 pm ET
by hanging out with Dick
moving to Utah
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39115 June 1, 2007 12:50 pm ET
by must be drunk
gonna move to Uath
I will take up with five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39114 June 1, 2007 12:49 pm ET
by oops..dont wanna be a butcher
gonna move to Uath
I will take up five men
then I will be rich
Haiku # 39113 June 1, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by yesterdays movie
temptation candy
sweet cocoa sugars entice
whets the tongue juicy
Haiku # 39112 June 1, 2007 12:39 pm ET
by oh
people, like tango
explore naive impulses
embolden the mix
Haiku # 39111 June 1, 2007 1:30 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
life's a remix
each has the pleasure, enjoy
what each has
Haiku # 39110 June 1, 2007 1:22 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
afternoon sexy
like a linen breezy sweat
Scent of sweet revenge
Haiku # 39109 May 31, 2007 2:58 pm ET
by invoking
Chunga
Haiku # 39108 May 31, 2007 10:13 am ET
by Dancing Fool
What about a duck
head in water ass in air
good Duck al' Orange
Haiku # 39107 May 30, 2007 11:54 pm ET
by whateveh
PAHLSSON SCORES! Strewth! He
must be the best defensive
player of the year!
Haiku # 39106 May 30, 2007 11:34 pm ET
by Chowderhead
figure of great strength
addictive like narcotic
noble illusion
Haiku # 39105 May 30, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by hero
swing and shuffle 'round
even do the frank zappa
"i'm a dancing fool!"
Haiku # 39104 May 30, 2007 4:14 pm ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
saintly faithful fly
wings gloried faster than eye
owns the complex view
Haiku # 39103 May 30, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by folded newspaper
The Gotan project
Masterly Tango rhythm
Tempting me to dance
Haiku # 39102 May 30, 2007 1:16 pm ET
by Dancing Fool
song
Haiku # 39101 May 30, 2007 3:07 am ET
by DisComiCat of Gotan Project country
Darkness visible
A solid wall of nothing
Thus our entry bared
Haiku # 39100 May 29, 2007 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
hurts me deep inside
driving down this lonely road
you've got to fly now
Haiku # 39099 May 29, 2007 2:41 am ET
by Slaughter(ed)
give youth the noise boys
you had it so young and free
you're fine, it's their time
Haiku # 39098 May 29, 2007 2:21 am ET
by holding their reigns
tee pee for your hole
I am theee ~ cornholio
shittin eatin fool
Haiku # 39097 May 29, 2007 12:17 am ET
by hankee poo
in my excitement
i have begun to ssstutter
ssssorry about that
Haiku # 39094 May 28, 2007 2:03 pm ET
by Chowderhead