Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

y'all just relax
and remember..if it aint
got your name on it
Haiku # 39261, June 19, 2007 2:38 pm ET
by it aint bout u..silly fuckers
had to set it free
didn't want to but it's life
something very rare
Haiku # 39260, June 19, 2007 11:57 am ET
by James Taylor.you need a friend
I don't mind at all
your words I've cherished throughout
mind in submission
Haiku # 39259, June 19, 2007 11:21 am ET
by the sweetest thing
her little black dress
those long legs and spiked heels
unending cleavage

Haiku # 39258, June 19, 2007 9:12 am ET
by ao
As usual Ash
You
Haiku # 39256, June 19, 2007 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
her blood in vile
coloring covering eyes
she is amazing
Haiku # 39255, June 18, 2007 4:16 pm ET
by tru
I've noticed over
time I too have stayed about
sputtering a bit
Haiku # 39254, June 18, 2007 2:14 pm ET
by black sheep of use the force or how to sneak buddhism into science fiction
I tend to notice
those who are idiots call
others idiots
Haiku # 39253, June 18, 2007 2:13 pm ET
by black sheep of gentian root
it's the "black sheep" here
sorry about the long non
haiku...bye to dad...
Haiku # 39252, June 18, 2007 2:11 pm ET
by black sheep
a beautiful day
warm hands open strectched back
god this feels so good
Haiku # 39251, June 18, 2007 11:53 am ET
by euphoric love..U2
lucidity comes
pink clouds peek into the blue
of course I love you
Haiku # 39250, June 18, 2007 11:12 am ET
by thank you babay
bluest loving eyes
strength in the pull and great hugs
playful and so fun
Haiku # 39249, June 18, 2007 10:59 am ET
by my favorite things..
who let the dog out ?
cry alack and alaska
till you go husky
Haiku # 39248, June 18, 2007 9:00 am ET
by ash
the last kiss he drove
he said it was forever
and it really is
Haiku # 39244, June 18, 2007 2:00 am ET
by Majestis to Majestic Ruins..to the grave
unanswerable
schismantic-ism errors
heterodoxy
Haiku # 39243, June 18, 2007 1:52 am ET
by visions of cirlced colors blinding me
he grew and is still
growing and is rebirthing
the bond between us

that at one time..gone
down a bottle of selfish
hate and lonely pain

and he wants to help
this cycled situation
I am married to

he is my hero..I
absolutely love, adore
and forgive..forget

mushies aren't so bad
growing father's or past one's
loved..wished he was here
Haiku # 39242, June 17, 2007 8:56 pm ET
by A real man.since we are going there
four legs bend and hold
arms and waists and hair smells good
looks so right to me
Haiku # 39240, June 17, 2007 2:40 pm ET
by real lovers ..
the vortex inside
spins a little faster now
instead of subside
Haiku # 39239, June 17, 2007 2:31 pm ET
by but hey thanks anyway
in defense of the 'Press...

always someone in
a place of bull-looney and
the words aimless thrown

like crap throwing chimps
eep. squeep. know not what they do...
and so net madness

isolated voices
speaking to say ill of such
others, and so it

it passes, and the
systems move on and the signs
are still held up high

will work for food, wash
windows, practicing for the
homes of dementia...
Haiku # 39238, June 17, 2007 1:26 pm ET
by black sheep
a confuzzled thing
that is, sammiches and beer
philly steak out cheese...
Haiku # 39237, June 17, 2007 1:13 pm ET
by black sheep
lost in deepest kiss
tongues and breath intermingled
she tastes like ocean
Haiku # 39236, June 17, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by ap
dancing with myself
whoa oh uh oh.sweat sweat sweat
if I had the chance
Haiku # 39235, June 17, 2007 10:01 am ET
by billy idol..love him
cheese crackers and grapes
make for a sorry breakfast
but will have to do
Haiku # 39234, June 17, 2007 10:00 am ET
by too much sodium
scattering wild
faces turn up and backs shown
in a child's room
Haiku # 39233, June 17, 2007 9:58 am ET
by 52 pick up
no occupancy
golden calf cafe is still
the door painted shut
Haiku # 39232, June 17, 2007 9:15 am ET
by bugs stuck in the jam
sleepy over~feel
manipulation boredo
craptacular deal

regular standard
monkey dork squeezing mango
rotates right to flush
Haiku # 39231, June 17, 2007 9:09 am ET
by unconditional pillow feather spill
some rampant schism
retrograde chauvinism
pure moronism
Haiku # 39230, June 17, 2007 3:26 am ET
by Lush
imagery in verse
and some metaphor perverse
all poetry lame
Haiku # 39229, June 17, 2007 2:48 am ET
by Lush
simple songs will do
nothing more nothing less here
opening my mind
Haiku # 39228, June 17, 2007 1:17 am ET
by new horizons
emotions hijack
on a deeper level proud
the animal soul
Haiku # 39222, June 16, 2007 12:08 pm ET
by tmt
when all is said and
done all is vanity and
all is said and done
Haiku # 39221, June 16, 2007 12:03 pm ET
by the guy you think is an idiot
well you went the 2
but the rabbit died no three
never let her go
Haiku # 39220, June 16, 2007 4:31 am ET
by ed iiiiis dead
so what don't you know
well then go to bed and leave
cry, lie, alibi

code# ccd ... 24
Haiku # 39219, June 16, 2007 3:40 am ET
by i before e
rip and dear like steak
with a bib for the hunt/fish
like vains of jenna
Haiku # 39218, June 16, 2007 3:36 am ET
by and i feel it//dog smell//alone
the trees sway gently
and a cat thinks dangerous
while the clouds take shape
Haiku # 39217, June 16, 2007 2:13 am ET
by meow meow..mew mew
be proud you called it
bleeding her out for the show
it is just your heart
Haiku # 39216, June 15, 2007 10:36 pm ET
by hey watch this
ride in on a horse
I called him lightening last night
just thought you should know
Haiku # 39215, June 15, 2007 10:10 pm ET
by eat your peaches
polish his shoes once
you'll be his slave forever
don't do it girlfriend
Haiku # 39214, June 15, 2007 10:08 pm ET
by mteaphors of reality
aye the captain said
I'll go down with me ship..arggghh
into the deep blue
Haiku # 39213, June 15, 2007 10:07 pm ET
by something else in there
like no other sun
going down by way of love
fire burns out slow
Haiku # 39212, June 15, 2007 10:04 pm ET
by and the moon goes with
it's allright okay
take what's real and leave the pain
as long as you can
Haiku # 39211, June 15, 2007 9:59 pm ET
by lost sighted ships
owing nothing to
the well of biting dust days
buckets come up clean
Haiku # 39210, June 15, 2007 8:31 pm ET
by make a wish
haiku

39199
When read in isolation
It does not make sense
*
Specifically
It was for an idiot
Who was there, then gone
*
He may come back soon
But he will go just as quick
Waste of time really
Haiku # 39209, June 15, 2007 12:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
reminder's of fun
some things to be put aside
priorities first
Haiku # 39208, June 14, 2007 5:34 pm ET
by ah shit :(
quite innovative
spaghettimonsterriding
back to jimmie's days
Haiku # 39207, June 14, 2007 5:01 pm ET
by Austrian of enuff is enuff
carlos reygadas
i want to see your movie
mexican love scene
Haiku # 39206, June 14, 2007 4:24 pm ET
by Austrian film enthusiast of Outback
portugese oxbow
deep red neurotoxic fluid
move like a blue fish
Haiku # 39205, June 14, 2007 4:21 pm ET
by Austrian Port consumer
le hip hop francais
dear heinz reich of fm4
not always peaceful
Haiku # 39204, June 14, 2007 4:15 pm ET
by Austrian fan of zik/xxl of Better Informed than radio guy, hehe
I have found the way
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Delicious heaven
Haiku # 39203, June 14, 2007 12:25 pm ET
by geekengineer of stupid Virginia
mountains and molehills
very different in nature
the are not the same
Haiku # 39202, June 14, 2007 10:17 am ET
by let it be what it is
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