Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

he breathes through his mask
and the dark one says to Luke
I am your father
Haiku # 39492, July 10, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by LOL..okay then
Sun like a hammer
Striking blue sky through green leaves
Waking my senses
Haiku # 39477, July 10, 2007 4:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Not been here lately
Have been watching the antics
Nothing much to say
Haiku # 39476, July 10, 2007 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
dare I to myself
could..should..maybe..let it fly
or not..I don't know
Haiku # 39475, July 9, 2007 9:38 pm ET
by contemplation
steamy hot summer
hiding inside escaping
the humidity
Haiku # 39474, July 9, 2007 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
always the bridesmaid
he sighed disconsolately
and never the bride
Haiku # 39469, July 9, 2007 8:41 am ET
by ash
the world is wide and
still weaved in a web worn by
all these joined vast souls
Haiku # 39463, July 8, 2007 1:14 pm ET
by black sheep
Aha! teh lol cats
all ovr teh interwebs
they all mak me l
Haiku # 39462, July 8, 2007 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
You know what's funny?
Well no, and neither do I
But it's about pigs
Haiku # 39461, July 8, 2007 8:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
police ring inside
lofty as stride right ago
I sing anyway
Haiku # 39460, July 8, 2007 5:58 am ET
by so negatives dire straights from hell of vain
you clean up da house
scrubbin' an' a-rubbin' hard
yet the dirt persists
Haiku # 39459, July 7, 2007 10:16 pm ET
by ash
Gardening at night
Something to do as well as
an interesting song
Haiku # 39458, July 7, 2007 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am old and sad
but you are more pathetic
than either of those
Haiku # 39455, July 7, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by ash
I ignored someone
who got upset about my
wet t-shirt, he left
Haiku # 39450, July 7, 2007 11:31 am ET
by black sheep
that tongue in my cheeks
it's such delicious humour
you sweet homophobe

Haiku # 39449, July 7, 2007 10:02 am ET
by ash
regarding the troll
i know i shouldn't feed it
but it's a cheap thrill
Haiku # 39448, July 7, 2007 9:54 am ET
by ash
listening to you
i can hear the loose echoes
of your anal tone
Haiku # 39447, July 7, 2007 9:53 am ET
by ash
hold up the mirror
intimate knowledge of much
that smells lavendar
Haiku # 39446, July 7, 2007 9:41 am ET
by ash
sweet zabadooey
repetition at its best
predictably so
Haiku # 39445, July 7, 2007 9:39 am ET
by ash
lingering lowly
underneath a hanging moon
just like testicles
Haiku # 39442, July 7, 2007 8:39 am ET
by ash
I painted and shot
I labeled it a piece dead
now that's all I got
Haiku # 39441, July 7, 2007 5:17 am ET
by blue fingernails
cold as a blue tree
blurs of thee angel's mothers
a child cries...feet
Haiku # 39440, July 7, 2007 4:34 am ET
by directionalone
wiggle wiggle poof
a spell for zabadab-doo
soggy sammiches
Haiku # 39439, July 7, 2007 2:13 am ET
by out of mayo
the biggest insult
i'm not an american
shows how much you know

incidentally
you seem to know a great deal
about all things gay
Haiku # 39438, July 7, 2007 1:33 am ET
by ash
haiku-o-matic
better than the hortibot
quieter as well
Haiku # 39426, July 6, 2007 4:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The US army
Are a bunch of cocksuckers
No doubt about it
Haiku # 39425, July 6, 2007 3:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sound of indy cars
really loud in the office
Lazy afternoon
Haiku # 39423, July 6, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Janis
oops a double post
following this single post
but they're all haiku
Haiku # 39408, July 6, 2007 10:37 am ET
by ash
it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku
Haiku # 39407, July 6, 2007 10:36 am ET
by ash
it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku
Haiku # 39406, July 6, 2007 10:36 am ET
by ash
industriously
typing as fast as i can
the pages scroll by
Haiku # 39405, July 6, 2007 10:35 am ET
by ash
productivity
when the product is nothing
possibly isn't
Haiku # 39404, July 6, 2007 10:33 am ET
by ash
i note your absence
and i just can't get enough
wish there was lots more
Haiku # 39403, July 6, 2007 10:31 am ET
by ash
peter paul and mary
where have all the haiku gone
long long time ago
Haiku # 39402, July 6, 2007 10:28 am ET
by ash
i fill up this page
because i know you'll find it
so provocative
Haiku # 39401, July 6, 2007 10:27 am ET
by ash
flowing easily
a torrent of non haiku
yet in haiku form
Haiku # 39400, July 6, 2007 10:25 am ET
by ash
it's so effortless
feel free to write nothing too
it's working for me
Haiku # 39399, July 6, 2007 10:23 am ET
by ash
is there a purpose
totally irrelevant
electrons are cheap
Haiku # 39398, July 6, 2007 10:21 am ET
by ash
inevitably
i've got nothing else to say
but that won't stop me
Haiku # 39397, July 6, 2007 10:20 am ET
by ash
what's that you wonder
why does he do such a thing
it's a compulsion
Haiku # 39396, July 6, 2007 10:17 am ET
by ash
let me hog this page
writing numerous haiku
for no good purpose
Haiku # 39395, July 6, 2007 10:16 am ET
by ash
here's another one
without anything to say
but taking up space
Haiku # 39394, July 6, 2007 10:13 am ET
by ash
the breaths between words
the spaces between haiku
don't mean much, really
Haiku # 39393, July 6, 2007 10:12 am ET
by ash
shutting the fuck up
can be really difficult
like saying something
Haiku # 39392, July 6, 2007 10:01 am ET
by ash
can i fill this page ?
maybe, but in any case
i can fill my pants
Haiku # 39391, July 6, 2007 9:56 am ET
by ash
flatulent oboe
a limited repertoire
blowing pointlessly
Haiku # 39390, July 6, 2007 9:53 am ET
by ash
loud yet lonely noise
can never fill the vacuum
of being unloved
Haiku # 39389, July 6, 2007 9:37 am ET
by ash
I ordered a beer
an easle, some paint and fine
just for me tonight
Haiku # 39380, July 6, 2007 2:23 am ET
by rest, relax maybe masturbate
whhhoodoo you dooomooo??
that's right like as in..you know
when milkin' the cow
Haiku # 39379, July 6, 2007 2:19 am ET
by Bessy likes to role play
yes, i did thank you
funny these amusing bits
just like other guys
Haiku # 39378, July 6, 2007 2:16 am ET
by strong handsome tough coool
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