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the madness on the
news is blood soaked macbeth reports
wash the blood off
Haiku # 38644, April 17, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie of in shock
Ash, you ask too much
Americans. Stop and think!
Ridicules
Haiku # 38643, April 17, 2007 5:22 am ET
by From my cold dead hands
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang

bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang stop
Haiku # 38642, April 17, 2007 4:04 am ET
by ash
the right to bear arms
is pretty fucking stupid
if you stop and think
Haiku # 38641, April 17, 2007 4:02 am ET
by ash
1time a loli-pop 2times a sucker 3tymes i gotta kill me a motha7ucka
Haiku # 38640, April 16, 2007 8:14 pm ET
by o no of queens
im blunt smokin cutt thorating grimey mutha7ucka that will leave you&ya son soaking play times over im DoNe Joking
Haiku # 38639, April 16, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by NunYa of Brooklyn,flatbush
and these my darling
are plainly known to some as
the days of our lives
Haiku # 38638, April 16, 2007 8:08 pm ET
by he is a cat
Queste sono le parole
che Dante vede scolpite sulla sommit
Haiku # 38637, April 16, 2007 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the voices that one
encounters in life can kill
or can heal with words

some pretend to be you or
me or someone
are they someone, shrugs
Haiku # 38636, April 14, 2007 6:10 pm ET
by Mox
iceberg slim jimmied
lettuce know how it's like so
we don't have to go
Haiku # 38635, April 14, 2007 10:36 am ET
by Mox
gonna be my friend?
that's about all I can muster
not much about me

selling and buying
boobs and bodies and i
just aint that way

not that I wouldn't
but the dear lord didn't grace
me as a symbol

he did grace me though
with understanding and faith
I love to love 'Kay?

don't go breaking it
my heart my heart my bleed
I'm strong & I'm weak
Haiku # 38634, April 13, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by doing time looking for friends
dreamt of hurricanes
I think I need to take a
drink before i go

insane...Jimmy, pour
me another one and one
cheeseburger in this

valhalla of meat
potatoes and fine Jose
Cuervo...three more words
Haiku # 38633, April 13, 2007 11:58 am ET
by Mox
my fat is hurtin
ima puke on the curtain
dont stare at me plee
Haiku # 38632, April 13, 2007 9:40 am ET
by piggy peters
get out of my face
im fat all over the place
ill smush you in two
Haiku # 38631, April 13, 2007 9:39 am ET
by piggy
Stargate SG-1
Last ten shows begin Friday
Tenth and last season
Haiku # 38630, April 13, 2007 12:42 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
it doesn't mean shit
just a bunch of flap jack crap
out of my splatter
Haiku # 38629, April 12, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by ahh feel better
u tend to affairs
mine and thine to do no harm
tears in things of life

lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate
Haiku # 38628, April 12, 2007 7:24 pm ET
by if u must
nozzles make a stream
jumping jack liquid drops fall
for the fountains swell
Haiku # 38627, April 12, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by drip
problem is pica
the laughing gardener said
with dirt on his lips
Haiku # 38626, April 12, 2007 7:18 pm ET
by peas in a pod
he is egregious
ladies and mother's honor
formal character
Haiku # 38625, April 12, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by numb happens
robes bleed in purple
crowns glorified in cold days
scepters are of rank
Haiku # 38624, April 12, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by cashew brains
just got back from the
u tube website...star wars jokes
trek parodies...don't pan-ic

more than 575, #.000071 out
Haiku # 38623, April 12, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hock the telephone
recognizance warrants bail
for the talking head
Haiku # 38622, April 12, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by same as it was
marooned by Sir dare
dogmatist in a tomb of
familiar circles
Haiku # 38621, April 12, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by dirty deeds
obliquity sea
incrusted is warped escape
lining a sunned veil
Haiku # 38620, April 12, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by slip sliding away
yeah, kurt died but he
did answer the question what
does one hand clapping

sounds like, at the gates
of tralfamadore, and I'll
find pall malls to smoke

for him
Haiku # 38619, April 12, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
big fat shopping malls
are mushrooming out of earth
kick them if you can
Haiku # 38618, April 12, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by austrian shopping center hater of graz
kurt vonnegut died
but his memories still shine
he'd say "so it goes"
Haiku # 38617, April 12, 2007 7:40 am ET
by ash
the answer is yes
it's the inevitable
that's why Duran died
Haiku # 38616, April 11, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by Obitz...
"Nappy-headed hos."
Imus is an idiot.
Now, get over it.


"Nappy-headed hos."
Much ado about nothing.
It's time to move on.
Haiku # 38615, April 11, 2007 8:07 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phx, AZ
my great friend's car door
has been denting my van door
she's mad that I asked

this makes me turn
I need 48 hours
a time to sort this



Haiku # 38614, April 11, 2007 9:57 am ET
by hmm
to be moody is
to have moments of great joy
and moments of mad

inspired despair, but
most moods fall inbetween, yes
make mind moody's, hmm?
Haiku # 38613, April 10, 2007 8:51 pm ET
by Mox
the celebrities
are not gods but are the great
influence, but so

ordinary deep down
with quirks, kindness. I'm glad we
have Eddie Murphy

for his name is great
and that man makes life truly
worth living to see
Haiku # 38612, April 10, 2007 9:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I tend to see the rev.
Al Sharpton as a sort of
McCarthy type, when

the controversy
dies down, then the voices go
the dead forgotten
Haiku # 38611, April 10, 2007 9:22 am ET
by Mox
the demons swear from a
body of a little girl
in "The Exorcist"

the point was to show
evil, Borat? to show the
absurd, art is sight
Haiku # 38610, April 10, 2007 9:21 am ET
by Mox
go faster you fool
i rev up my opteron
twenty-five percent

at stock voltages
i crank out those megahertz
sweet as super-pi

nary a blue screen
idling at thirty degrees
i am such a nerd
Haiku # 38609, April 10, 2007 2:45 am ET
by ash
paris said something
and nobody seemed to notice
the world we live in....
Haiku # 38608, April 9, 2007 10:37 pm ET
by watch your mouth
sounds like the ghosts of
don henley stalk the airwaves
of 80's memories
Haiku # 38606, April 9, 2007 8:06 pm ET
by Mox
what happens after
dirty laundry gets washed up
nothing it's a bore
Haiku # 38605, April 9, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by kick em ..
he once said to me
without trust there is no love
then he broke my heart

Haiku # 38604, April 9, 2007 4:59 pm ET
by stayed, forgave & questionned
the spirit of the
union of two souls if not
broken, is endless
Haiku # 38603, April 9, 2007 2:34 pm ET
by Mox
I have a huge ache
center of my shoulder blades
body sabotage
Haiku # 38602, April 9, 2007 11:24 am ET
by gotta stretch it out
speed licketysplit
mouth lapping at such a pace
it cuts you in two
Haiku # 38601, April 9, 2007 11:09 am ET
by snake tongue
older men younger men
age sometimes means not a thing
depends though don't it

met a younger man
he had more charm strength and grace
than some older gents

you just never know
when time is going to hit you
what then will you do?
Haiku # 38600, April 9, 2007 11:06 am ET
by power of the mind
Love Courtship Romance
Are they not worth some respect?
There
Haiku # 38599, April 9, 2007 9:54 am ET
by Dancing Fool
lasting impressions
romantic nights with sweet love
I'm such a sucker
Haiku # 38598, April 8, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by all about that drivel..
Lovely ambiance
Great music superb dancers
Beautiful woman

Was so good I thought
I
Haiku # 38597, April 8, 2007 10:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am learning what
reading and understanding
the mental, of yours

numbers and givens
alone hands or are friends real
testing the water
Haiku # 38596, April 8, 2007 3:50 am ET
by it is allright
A poem for Stuart
a for sure jack ass.. who knew??
incredible sloth
Haiku # 38595, April 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by venting for me
he: the best defense
then she: is a strong offense
collective one strong

they: give it a rest
she: (keeps quiet aware)
him: (smiles and laughs)

Haiku # 38594, April 8, 2007 1:39 am ET
by went to the store
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