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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
older men younger men
age sometimes means not a thing
depends though don't it

met a younger man
he had more charm strength and grace
than some older gents

you just never know
when time is going to hit you
what then will you do?
Haiku # 38600 April 9, 2007 11:06 am ET
by power of the mind
Love Courtship Romance
Are they not worth some respect?
There
Haiku # 38599 April 9, 2007 9:54 am ET
by Dancing Fool
lasting impressions
romantic nights with sweet love
I'm such a sucker
Haiku # 38598 April 8, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by all about that drivel..
Lovely ambiance
Great music superb dancers
Beautiful woman

Was so good I thought
I
Haiku # 38597 April 8, 2007 10:24 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am learning what
reading and understanding
the mental, of yours

numbers and givens
alone hands or are friends real
testing the water
Haiku # 38596 April 8, 2007 3:50 am ET
by it is allright
A poem for Stuart
a for sure jack ass.. who knew??
incredible sloth
Haiku # 38595 April 8, 2007 3:44 am ET
by venting for me
he: the best defense
then she: is a strong offense
collective one strong

they: give it a rest
she: (keeps quiet aware)
him: (smiles and laughs)

Haiku # 38594 April 8, 2007 1:39 am ET
by went to the store
have a wink of bless
drain the cup of misery
with cheer ache pleasure
Haiku # 38593 April 7, 2007 1:52 pm ET
by I wanna go fishing again
if this is easter
where are wester and norther
perhaps they've gone south
Haiku # 38592 April 7, 2007 7:53 am ET
by ash
need millions, retire??
not really look at cousin
broke and don't do shit
Haiku # 38591 April 6, 2007 6:48 pm ET
by Mousey May
feeble badinage
amid the lame entourage
HBO doth blow
Haiku # 38590 April 6, 2007 5:39 pm ET
by Lush
Dance till late again
Although one thirty pm
My bed beckons me

Dance twice on Friday
Dance seven days a week now
Soon be obsessive
Haiku # 38589 April 6, 2007 8:14 am ET
by Dancing Fool
coyotes howling
although while my eyes are closed
it is CATS I see
Haiku # 38588 April 5, 2007 3:37 am ET
by right outside my window
no star has fallen
cascading from heaven's hold
where my trip clears these

it was his alter
those king's and knights weilded swords
upon the fair seas

I say hello dear
he asks me what is my fear
the wall is built strong

not much of nothing
could forever size in all
everything falls.........

love delivers
IT dances devilishly
is love it? what is...
Haiku # 38587 April 5, 2007 2:36 am ET
by on the other side
to seek love is the
harshest but greatest task of
the human being

which causes the great
joys and sufferings of this
present world we live...in
Haiku # 38586 April 4, 2007 9:23 pm ET
by Mox
Fond Memories


She's a six. Dates eights.
She can do better than me.
Told me I'm a one.

Told her "I am not."
I said "I'm at least a two."
She burst out laughing

Hot or Not web site.
I'm Definitely Not Hot.
My rating: a Two.

She scarred me for life
That evil cold heartened witch
I am to a two

Asked her for a dance
She looked me up and down. "No!"
"You're too ugly to be seen with. Now go away."

Haiku # 38585 April 4, 2007 8:03 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Wonderful dancer
Responsive but controlled
She
Haiku # 38584 April 4, 2007 9:02 am ET
by William Nippress
choice at own sweet will
without a rhyme or reason
induldging my mood
Haiku # 38583 April 3, 2007 2:12 pm ET
by baked crackers
when a soul stops to
relax and get off the ger-
bil wheel, there's more ground
Haiku # 38582 April 3, 2007 8:20 am ET
by Mox
I don't know if folks
who let their jobs rule their lives
know what it is to...

well, live...putting off
tomorrow for a dollar
a life of paychecked...
Haiku # 38581 April 2, 2007 4:27 pm ET
by Mox
Hard work and planning
ensures a future pay off.
LazY pays off NoW !! :)
Haiku # 38580 April 2, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by doh dee doh dee doh
the penalty to
overstay the welcome, contempt
familiarity

tested social in
a test tube, experiment
dissected by words
Haiku # 38579 April 2, 2007 11:16 am ET
by Mox
can we play with the
tools of the gods, madness, earth
dancing with her fires...
Haiku # 38578 April 2, 2007 11:13 am ET
by Mox
I feel the knife go
in again and again so
lost I am, to life
Haiku # 38577 April 1, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by mox
you read it here first
and now life imitates art
suck that, sweet jesus

check out an oldie but a prescient one :
http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=3258

then check today's link under ash :-)

Haiku # 38576 April 1, 2007 12:58 am ET
by ash
into the wetness
a mighty hunter goes down
spear the bearded clam
Haiku # 38575 March 31, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by ash
bear with a sore paw
gloom, unkindest cut of all
heavy woe-be gone
Haiku # 38574 March 31, 2007 3:57 pm ET
by pshaw by candle waxed panties 69
the twisted world to
which we grow into, bombs, fear
the 1990s seemed

much more mature oddly
like this whole freaking war thing
is a dead lame duck
Haiku # 38573 March 30, 2007 6:08 pm ET
by Mox
an innocent world
roller skates and tickle games
once upon a time

toes and fantasy
bean bags with big holes in them
Tony the Tiger
Haiku # 38572 March 29, 2007 10:39 pm ET
by look out :)
gonna need this
spring and key vague changes
bye March, hi April
Haiku # 38571 March 29, 2007 10:32 pm ET
by a couple of days
customs of adulthood
are absurd, children's games
oddly make much more sense
Haiku # 38570 March 29, 2007 10:20 pm ET
by Mox
twinkle in your eye
blue skys are so beautiful
a new adventure
Haiku # 38569 March 29, 2007 4:51 pm ET
by flying forever
steady homewardbound
destiny bridges take stand
peaceful surrender
Haiku # 38568 March 29, 2007 11:58 am ET
by as needed
I need to let you people go
I just do
Haiku # 38567 March 29, 2007 11:27 am ET
by Mox
he who seeks his life shall lose it and he who loses his life shall find it
Haiku # 38566 March 29, 2007 10:11 am ET
by Death
I desire a sense
of joy and complexity
and a feeling of spiritual

release, a connection
with a higher power that
no matter what, the

satanic desire to lash out
or to respond as I did
would all be samsara

we are in the SAME FUCKING
BOAT

Haiku # 38565 March 29, 2007 10:01 am ET
by Mox
you're just a bunch of pigs
go trample someone else's
pearls...
Haiku # 38564 March 29, 2007 9:36 am ET
by Mox
I suspect you want
me to get mad now but I've
just run out of mad cow
Haiku # 38563 March 29, 2007 9:32 am ET
by Mox
like a bird circling
it comes around yet again
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38562 March 29, 2007 8:11 am ET
by ash
in awe of decree
love's garden has no measure
with my eyes closed, dream
Haiku # 38561 March 29, 2007 4:11 am ET
by ti dnuof I . I found it
ocean sang things free
stolen heart at one's command
a piece of heaven

the pull steals my sleep
head, heart and hands fled away
note colors flying
Haiku # 38560 March 29, 2007 4:04 am ET
by letting go was sweet
on this rock I shall
build my church or so they said
on paper, but I do

not think they said he
who lives by scissors dies by
the scissor, cuts both ways
Haiku # 38559 March 29, 2007 4:02 am ET
by Moxie
Man made of paper
She shredded him with scissors
Broke his heart with rock

Haiku # 38558 March 29, 2007 1:55 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Scissors cut paper
But paper can cover rock
And rock breaks scissors

Haiku # 38557 March 29, 2007 1:53 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
The fuzzy bee buzzed
up yellow Umbro flowers
black tangly nector
Haiku # 38556 March 28, 2007 2:23 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bulging prostate gland
mountain behind the boulders
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 38555 March 28, 2007 2:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my mind is so limbed
with new age thought, the secret
is not to make the

psychological
thought process of the Secret
my way of thinking
Haiku # 38554 March 27, 2007 7:31 pm ET
by Mox
Confined to a bed
With these fractured limbs galore
Intractable plight
Haiku # 38553 March 27, 2007 4:32 pm ET
by Lush
it's easy to shoot
it out over words, styles
it's harder to work

to develop on
the fronts of social and of
self at the same time
Haiku # 38552 March 27, 2007 2:10 pm ET
by Mox
groups of creative
sorts that play clique are just stuck
in high school rabble

think, which matures into
a virus which passes as
an excuse for real

thought processing, real new
ideas, like Bay of Pigs, this
God damn Iraq war...

Vietnam, and you
can bet the biggest mistakes
in history were made by more
that one man in kind
Haiku # 38551 March 27, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by Mox